chipmaker Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 "It's Not Unusual" - Tom Jones It's not unusual to be loved by anyoneIt's not unusual to have fun with anyonebut when I see you hanging about with anyoneIt's not unusual to see me cry,oh I wanna' dieIt's not unusual to go out at any timebut when I see you out and about it's such a crimeif you should ever want to be loved by anyone,It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you sayyou find it happens all the timelove will never do what you want it towhy can't this crazy love be mineIt's not unusual, to be mad with anyoneIt's not unusual, to be sad with anyonebut if I ever find that you've changed at anytimeit's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with youwhoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Quote Link to comment
Sexy Elecktra Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 All I Want For Christmas Is You l I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I needI don't care about the presentsUnderneath the Christmas treeI just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come true, baby all I want for christmas is you I don't want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I needAnd I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas treeI don't need to hang my stocking, way above the fireplaceSanta Clause won't make me happy with a toy on christmas day I just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueBaby all I want for christmas is you, babe baby. I won't ask for much this ChristmasI won't even wish for snow (oh i wont even wish for snow)I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoeI won't make a list and send it, to the North Pole for St.Nick Won't even stay awake to hear the magic reindeer play Cause I just want you here tonightHoldin' on to me so tightWhat more can I do?Oh baby all I want for christmas is you, oh baby Oh how the lights are shinig surrounding everywhere (surrounding everywhere)Where the sounds of children's laughter fills the airAnd everyone is singin' Oh I hear those sleigh bells ringin'Santa won't you bring me the one I really needWon't you bring back my baby to me? I don't want a lot for ChristmasThis is all I'm askin forI just want to see my babyStanding right outside my door I just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueAll I want for Christmas is youIs you, you, All I want is you All I want is youAll I want is you All I want is you You, you, you, you, you, you, you... Quote Link to comment
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mariejoy Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 ALICIA KEYS LYRICS "No One" I just want you closeWhere you can stay foreverYou can be sureThat it will only get better You and me togetherThrough the days and nightsI don't worry 'causeEverything's going to be alrightPeople keep talking they can say what they likeBut all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no oneCan get in the way of what I'm feelingNo one, no one, no oneCan get in the way of what I feel for you, you, youCan get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring downAnd my heart is hurtingYou will always be aroundThis I know for certain You and me togetherThrough the days and nightsI don't worry 'causeEverything's going to be alrightPeople keep talking they can say what they likeBut all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no oneCan get in the way of what I'm feelingNo one, no one, no oneCan get in the way of what I feel for you, you, youCan get in the way of what I feel I know some people search the worldTo find something like what we haveI know people will try try to divide something so realSo till the end of time I'm telling you there is no one No one, no one, no oneCan get in the way of what I'm feelingNo one, no one, no oneCan get in the way of what I feel for you, you, youCan get in the way of what I feel for you oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Quote Link to comment
Sexy Elecktra Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Sana Nga by Regine Velasquez Kapag pagibig ko, ay akin ng nais ialayAng mahal kita ay sayo lamang sasabihinKung mayron mang sa habang buhay ay nais kapilingSana ngay ikaw na, ikaw ang pipiliinKung may mga labing maaring magsabing mahal akoSana ngay ikaw, ikaw sana ang siyang marinig koIbibigay ang puso ko at pagibig na tunaySana ngay ikaw na ang mapaghandugan nitoKung mayroong pusong pinakananais maging akinSana ngay ikaw, ikaw sana ang para sa akinKung mayron man mga yakap akong pinapangrapIkaw sana ang kayakap di maaring isiping mayrong pang ibaDahil dito sa puso ko ay mamahalin kaDahil dito sa puso ko ang mamahalin lang ay isaSana nga, sana ngay ikaw na, sana nga Quote Link to comment
Arbiter Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 WON'T GO HOME WITHOUT YOU - MAROON 5 I asked her to stay but she wouldn't listenShe left before I had the chance to sayOhThe words that would mend the things that were brokenBut now it's far too late, she's gone away Every night you cry yourself to sleepThinking: "Why does this happen to me?Why does every moment have to be so hard?"Hard to believe that It's not over tonightJust give me one more chance to make it rightI may not make it through the nightI won't go home without you The taste of her breath, I'll never get overThe noises that she made kept me awakeOhThe weight of things that remain unspokenBuilt up so much it crushed us everyday Every night you cry yourself to sleepThinking: "Why does this happen to me?Why does every moment have to be so hard?"Hard to believe that It's not over tonightJust give me one more chance to make it rightI may not make it through the nightI won't go home without you It's not over tonightJust give me one more chance to make it rightI may not make it through the nightI won't go home without you Of all the things I felt but never really shownPerhaps the worst is that I ever let you goI should not ever let you go, oh oh oh It's not over tonightJust give me one more chance to make it rightI may not make it through the nightI won't go home without you It's not over tonightJust give me one more chance to make it rightI may not make it through the nightI won't go home without youAnd I won't go home without youAnd I won't go home without youAnd I won't go home without you Quote Link to comment
ilb4u2nyt Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Smoking Popes lyrics - Need You Around If I could see into your heartThen would I know just where to start?Because I'm lost and I need to be foundCrazy as it soundsI need you around If I could stand to be on my ownThen I would probably just leave you aloneBut I'm gonna feel this way till I'm six feet undergroundCrazy as it soundsI need you around Turning, tossing and turningMy love is burning me down If I could change one thing in this worldI'd change your mind and make you my girlBecause I'm lost and I need to be foundCrazy as it soundsI need you around I'm gonna feel this way till I'm six feet undergroundCrazy as it soundsI need you around Quote Link to comment
Tyler Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 run to you - whitney houston I know that when you look at meTheres so much that you just dont seeBut if you would only take the timeI know in my heart youd findA girl whos scared sometimesWho isnt always strongCant you see the hurt in me? I feel so all alone I wanna run to you (oooh)I wanna run to you (oooh)Wont you hold me in your armsAnd keep me safe from harmI wanna run to you (oooh)But if I come to you (oooh)Tell me, will you stay or will you run away Each day, each day I play the roleOf someone always in controlBut at night I come home and turn the keyTheres nobody there, no one cares for meWhats the sense of trying hard to find your dreamsWithout someone to share it withTell me what does it mean? (chorus) I need you hereI need you here to wipe away my tearsTo kiss away my fearsIf you only knew how much... Quote Link to comment
Guest lustfortravel Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Even NowBarry Manilow Even nowWhen theres someone else who caresWhen theres someone home whos waiting just for meEven now I think about you as Im climbing up the stairsAnd I wonder what to do so she wont seeThat even nowWhen I know it wasnt rightAnd I found a better life than what we hadEven now I wake up crying in the middle of the nightAnd I cant believe it still could hurt so bad Chorus: Even now when I have come so farI wonder where you areI wonder why its still so hard without youEven now when I come shining throughI swear I think of youAnd how I wish you knewEven now Even nowWhen I never hear your nameAnd the world has changed so much since you been goneEven now I still remember and the feelings still the sameAnd the pain inside of me goes on and onEven now Even now when I have come so farI wonder where you areI wonder why its still so hard without youEven now when I come shining throughI swear I think of youAnd God I wish you knewSome howEven now Quote Link to comment
reimond Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 (edited) Your Guardian Angel : The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus When I see your smileTears run down my face I can't replaceAnd now that I'm strong I have figured outHow this world turns cold and it breaks through my soulAnd I know I'll find deep inside me I can be the one I will never let you fallI'll stand up with you foreverI'll be there for you through it allEven if saving you sends me to heaven Seasons are changingAnd waves are crashingAnd stars are falling all for usDays grow longer and nights grow shorterI can show you I'll be the one I will never let you fall (let you fall)I'll stand up with you foreverI'll be there for you through it all (through it all)Even if saving you sends me to heaven Cuz you're my, you're my, my, my true love, my whole heartPlease don't throw that awayCuz I'm here for youPlease don't walk away andPlease tell me you'll stay, stay Use me as you willPull my strings just for a thrillAnd I know I'll be okayThough my skies are turning gray I will never let you fallI'll stand up with you foreverI'll be there for you through it allEven if saving you sends me to heaven[to fade] Edited December 9, 2007 by reimond Quote Link to comment
imogen Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 "Milk" I am milkI am red hot kitchenAnd I am coolCool as the deep blue ocean I am lostSo I am cruelBut I'd be love and sweetnessIf I had you I'm waitingI'm waiting for youI'm waitingI'm waiting for you I am weakBut I am strongI can use my tears toBring you home I'm waitingI'm waiting for youI'm waitingI'm waiting for youI'm waitingI'm waiting for you I am milkI am red hot kitchenI am coolCool as the deep blue ocean I'm waitingI'm waiting for youI'm waitingI'm waiting for you I'm waitingI'm waiting for youI'm achingI'm aching for you I'm waitingI'm waitingI'm waiting for you. Quote Link to comment
ilb4u2nyt Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 (edited) Like A Star - Corinne Bailey Rae Just like a star across my sky,Just like an angel off the page,You have appeared to my life,Feel like I'll never be the same,Just like a song in my heart,Just like oil on my hands,Honour to love you Still I wonder why it is,I don't argue like this,With anyone but you,We do it all the time,Blowing out my mind, You've got this look I can't describe,You make me feel like I'm alive,When everything else is au fait,Without a doubt you're on my side,Heaven has been away too long,Can't find the words to write this song,Oh...Your love, Still I wonder why it is,I don't argue like this,With anyone but you,We do it all the time,Blowing out my mind, Now I have come to understand,The way it is,It's not a secret anymore,'cause we've been through that before,From tonight I know that you're the only one,I've been confused and in the dark,Now I understand, I wonder why it is,I don't argue like this,With anyone but you,I wonder why it is,I wont let my guard down,For anyone but youWe do it all the time,Blowing out my mind, Just like a star across my sky,Just like an angel off the page,You have appeared to my life,Feel like I'll never be the same,Just like a song in my heart,Just like oil on my hands Edited December 10, 2007 by ilb4u2nyt Quote Link to comment
yhance Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 No Arms Can Ever Hold You Babyfrozen tearsit was hard through the years I'll never give upnever one of my dreams.Deep inside is my love still alive and God only knows that I can't let you go.When I'm in love it'll be for better I gave you my heart for ever and ever. No arms can ever hold you more than I do No man can ever love younoit's true.No arms can ever hold you more than I do You came to me from heavengirlit's true.And if I ever lose your loveif I ever lose your heart Oh babyI'm dying for your love. Babynow I'm alone and I try to be strong But my babyI crysilent tears without pride.And I can't hold on to the feeling that's gone And there's nothing to lose'cause I'm playing the fool.When I'm in love it'll be for better I gave you my he'art for ever and ever.No arms can ever hold you more than I do. .. And l ever lose your smileand if I ever lose your heart Everybody nee@ someone to loveand I say:No arms can ever hold you more than I do... Quote Link to comment
yhance Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Never Say Goodbye As I sit in this smokey roomThe night about to endI pass my time with strangersBut this bottle's my only friend Remember when we used to parkOn Butler Street out in the darkRemember when we lost the keysAnd you lost more than that in my backseat Remember how we used to talkAbout busting out - we'd break their heartsTogether - forever Never say goodbye, never say goodbyeYou and me and my old friendsHoping it would never endNever say goodbye, never say goodbyeHoldin' on - we got to tryHoldin' on to never say goodbye Remember days of skipping schoolRacing cars and being coolWith a six pack and the radioWe didn't need no place to go Remember at the prom that nightYou and me we had a fightBut the band they played our favorite songAnd I held you in my arms so strong We danced so closeWe danced so slowAnd I swore I'd never let you goTogether - forever Never say goodbye, never say goodbyeYou and me and my old friendsHoping it would never endNever say goodbye, never say goodbyeHoldin' on - we got to tryHoldin' on to never say goodbye I guess you'd say we used to talkAbout busting outWe'd break their heartsTogether - forever Never say goodbye, never say goodbyeYou and me and my old friendsHoping it would never endNever say goodbye, never say goodbyeHoldin' on - we got to tryHoldin' on to never say goodbye Quote Link to comment
yhance Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Ever After by Bonnie Bailey Three years ago, our journey beganChasing down this cure, no plan in handJust your pulse, my racing guide in the darkJust knowing with conviction from the start The moment your eyes made an introductionI felt my second violent breath of lifeFlawless to the point of being godlyYet I fell hard for your imperfections And now we're slightly weathered, we're slightly wornOur hands grip together, eye to eye through the storm, yetI still believe in ever after with you, yeahhhhhCuz life is a pleasure with you by my side,And there ain't no current in this river we can't rideI still believe in ever after with you Nothing compares to the good timesFeels like we're floating, when the rest have to climbYou made me believe in love, and not the perfect kindA real messy beautiful twisted sunshine Emotions, volcanic eruptionsWe both still care, so we're still aliveTunnel vision, determinationI want you, I want to make it right And now we're slightly weathered, we're slightly wornOur hands grip together, eye to eye through the storm, yetI still believe in ever after with you, yeahhhhhCuz life is a pleasure with you by my side,And there ain't no current in this river we can't rideI still believe in ever after with you You are my twisted sunshineYou are my twisted sunshine [2x]And now we're slightly weathered, we're slightly wornOur hands grip together, eye to eye through the storm, yetI still believe in ever after with you, yeahhhhhCuz life is a pleasure with you by my side,And there ain't no current in this river we can't rideI still believe in ever after with you Quote Link to comment
yhance Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 (edited) Centerfold by J. Geils Band music video Does she walk?Does she talk?Does she come complete?My homeroom homeroom angel always pulled me from my seatShe was pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stainThe memory of my angel could never cause me painYears go by, I'm looking through a girlie magazineAnd there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between(Chorus)My blood runs cold, my memory has just been soldMy angel is a centerfoldAngel is a centerfoldMy blood runs cold, my memory has just been soldAngel is a centerfoldSlipping notes, under the deskWhile I was thinking about her dressI was shy, I turned away, before she caught my eyeI was shakin' in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby bluesSomething had a hold on me when Angel passed close byThose soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touchTo see her in that neglige is really just too much.(Chorus)Nah nah nah nah nah nahNah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)Now listen:It's okay, I understandThis ain't no never-never landI hope that when this fish is goneI'll see you when your clothes are onTake your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive itTake it to a motel room, and take 'em off in privateA part of me has just been wreckedThe pages from my mind are strippedOh no, I can't deny itOh yeah, I guess I got to buy it(Chorus)Nah nah nah nah nah nahNah nah nah nah nah nah nah nahAlright!Alright!1, 2, 3, 4...Nah nah nah nah nah nahNah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)My blood runs cold, my memory has just been soldMy angel is a centerfold, Angel is a centerfoldMy blood runs cold, my memory has just been soldMy angel is a centerfold, Angel is a centerfoldNah nah nah nah nah nahNah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah(repeat to fade...) Edited December 23, 2007 by yhance Quote Link to comment
cruesome Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 The PriceTwisted Sister How Long I Have WantedThis Dream To Come TrueAnd As It ApproachesI Can't Believe I'm ThroughI've Tried,Oh, How I've TriedFor A Life, Yes A LifeI Thought I Knew Oh It's The Price We Gotta PayAnd All The Games We Gotta PlayMakes Me Wonder If It's Worth It To Carry On'cause It's A Game We Gotta Lose,Though It's A Life We Gotta ChooseAnd The Price Is Our Own Life Until It's Done Time Seems To Have Frozen,But The Mind Can Be FooledAs The Days Pass I DiscoverDestiny Just Can't Be RuledHard Times,Oh Hard Times,For The Prize, Yes The Prize,I Thought I Knew Oh It's The Price We Gotta PayAnd All The Games We Gotta PlayMakes Me Wonder If It's Worth It To Carry On'cause It's A Game We Gotta Lose,Though It's A Life We Gotta ChooseAnd The Price Is Our Own Life Until It's Done Oh It's The Price We Gotta PayAnd All The Games We Gotta PlayMakes Me Wonder If It's Worth It To Carry On'cause It's A Game We Gotta Lose,Though It's A Life We Gotta ChooseAnd The Price Is Our Own Life Until It's Done Oh It's The Price We Gotta PayAnd All The Games We Gotta PlayMakes Me Wonder If It's Worth It To Carry On'cause It's A Game We Gotta Lose,Though It's A Life We Gotta ChooseAnd The Price Is Our Own Life Until It's Done http://www.twistedsister.com/images/downloads-bnr.jpg Quote Link to comment
Kakita Yoshi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 (edited) "Close But No Cigar"Weird Al Yankovic-Straight Outta Lynwood (2006) Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more Than Marlon Brando loved souffle She was gorgeous, she was charming Yeah, she was perfect in every way Except she was always using the word "infer" When she obviously meant "imply" And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing But frankly, I can't imagine why And I told her, I said "Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey? No, I don't think we are! You're close! (Close!) But no cigar!" Then I met sweet young Janet Prettiest thing on the planet Had a body hotter than a habanjero She had lips like a ripe pomegranate And I was crazy like Manson about her She got me all choked up like Momma Cass She had a smile so incredibly radiant You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass I thought after all these years of searching around I'd found my soulmate finally But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy Of Joe Dirt on DVD Oh, no! I said "Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo? No I don't think we are! You're close! (Close!) Oh, so very close! (Close!) Yeah, baby, you're close! (Close!) So close! But no cigar!" (Oh, yeah!) (Oh, no!) (Oh, yeah!) (Oh, no!) (Oh, yeah!) (Oh, no!) (ALL RIGHT!) [Hand claps, trumpet solo] Julie played water polo She wore a ribbon on her left manolo She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo And she was everything I've dreamed of She moved right up to #1 on my list And did I mention she's a world famous billionare Bikini supermodel astrophysicist Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron Look like a big fat slobbering pig The only caveat is one of her earlobes Was just a little tiny bit too big I said "Hey! Are we doing government work here? No I don't think we are! You're close! (Close!) So very, very close! (Close!) Aaw, baby, you're close! (Close!) So close! But no cigar!" Missed it by that much! (No cigar!) Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!) Really, really, really close! (No cigar!) But no cigar! Edited December 24, 2007 by KakitaYoshi Quote Link to comment
Kakita Yoshi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Confessions Part IIIWeird Al Yankovic - Straight Outta Lynwood (2006) Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slip my mind the last two times Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do, Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore) That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for I borrowed your chapstick (from you) I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too) And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium, I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink There have been times when I've peed in your sink Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick) My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise. I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days! And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget! These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor FYI it was not a cold sore Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday? Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking? O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week, I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies, What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry. These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions Quote Link to comment
Kakita Yoshi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Don't Download This SongWeird Al Yancovic Once in a while Maybe you will feel the urge.To break into national copyright lawBy downloading mp3sFrom file sharing sitesLike morphous or grogster or limewire or kazza. But deep in your Heart.You know the guilt would drive you madAnd the shame would leave a permanent scarCause you start out stealing songsThen you’re robbing liquor storesAnd selling CrackAnd running over school kids with your car [Chorus]So Don’t Download This Song The record store is where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh Don’t Download This Song Oh you don’t want to mess With the R I Double AThey’ll sue you if you burn that Cdr.It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandmaOr a seven year old girlThey’ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are [Chorus]So Don’t Download This Song (don’t go)Pirating music all day long Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh Don’t Download This Song Don’t take away money From artists just like meHow else can I afford another solid gold Hum V And diamond studded swimming pools These things don’t grow on trees So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee [Chorus]Don’t Download This Song (Don’t do it No No)Even Lars Urlich Know it’s wrong (You could just ask him)Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really Should)Oh Don’t Download This Song Don’t Download This Song (Oh please don’t you do it or you)Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go out and Buy it)Oh Don’t Download This Song. Don’t Download This Song (No no no no no no)Or you’ll burn in hell before to long (And you deserve it)Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You should get it) Quote Link to comment
Kakita Yoshi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Constipated Weird Al Yankovic Uh huh, extra cheese.Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. Pizza party at your house,I went just to check it out.19 extra larges,What a shame, no one came.Just us, eatin' all alone,You said take the pizza home.No sense lettin' all this go to waste,So then I faced Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, forirregularity. Tell me,Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,In the bathroom.I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and Ifeel the painOh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. No, no, no. I was feelin' pretty down,'Til my girlfriend came around.We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.In fact, I just thought I might,pop the question there that night.I was kissing her so tenderly,But woe is me. Who would have guessed, her family crest.I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.Tell me. How was I supposed to know we were both related?Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would havedated.What to do now?Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with11 toes,And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.No, no, no. (no no no) Ooh, I had so much on my mind,I thought maybe I'd unwind.Try out that new roller coaster ride,And the guide... Said not to stand, but that's a demand,That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.Tell me. Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.It's such a drag now.I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch oryodel anymore,Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.Oh no! Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.What a bummer.I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.No, no, no. Quote Link to comment
Kakita Yoshi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 The Saga Begins Weird Al Yankovic- Running With Scissors (1999) A long, long time agoIn a galaxy far awayNaboo was under an attackAnd I thought me and Qui-Gon JinnCould talk the Federation in-To maybe cutting them a little slackBut their response, it didn't thrill usThey locked the doors and tried to k*ll usWe escaped from that gasThen met Jar Jar and Boss NassWe took a bongo from the sceneAnd we went to Theed to see the queenWe all wound up on TatooineThat's where we found this boy... Oh my my, this here Anakin guyMaybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi""Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slaveIsn't even old enough to shaveBut he can use the Force, they sayAhh, do you see him hitting on the queenThough he's just nine and she's fourteenYeah, he's probably gonna marry her somedayWell, I know he built C-3POAnd I've heard how fast his pod can goAnd we were broke, it's trueSo we made a wager or twoHe was a prepubescent flyin' aceAnd the minute Jabba started off that raceWell, I knew who'd win first placeOh yes, it was our boy We started singin'...My my, this here Anakin guyMaybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi""Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Now we finally got to CoruscantThe Jedi Council we knew would wantTo see how good the boy could beSo we took him there and we told the taleHow his midi-chlorians were off the scaleAnd he might fulfill that prophecyOh, the Council was impressed, of courseCould he bring balance to the Force?They interviewed the kidOh, training they forbidBecause Yoda sensed in him much fearAnd Qui-Gon said, "Now listen hereJust stick it in your pointy earI still will teach this boy" He was singin'...My my, this here Anakin guyMaybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi""Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We caught a ride back to Naboo'Cause Queen Amidala wanted toI frankly would've liked to stayWe all fought in that epic warAnd it wasn't long at all beforeLittle Hotshot flew his plane and saved the dayAnd in the end some Gungans diedSome ships blew up and some pilots friedA lot of folks were croakin'The battle droids were brokenAnd the Jedi I admire mostMet up with Darth Maul and now he's toastWhile I'm still here and he's a ghostI guess I'll train this boy And I was singin'...My my, this here Anakin guyMaybe Vader some day later - now he's just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi""Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We were singin'...My my, this here Anakin guyMaybe Vader some day later, now he's just a small fryAnd he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbyeSayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Quote Link to comment
Kakita Yoshi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic- Bad Hair Day (1996) As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grainI take a look at my wife and realize she's very plainBut that's just perfect for an Amish like meYou know I shun fancy things like electricityAt 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cowsJebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, foolAnd I've been milkin' and plowin' so long That even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is goneI'm a man of the land, I'm into disciplineGot a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chinBut if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thineThen tonight were gonna party like it's 1699 We been spendin' most our livesLivin' in an Amish paradiseI churned butter once or twiceLivin' in an Amish paradiseIt's hard work and sacrificeLivin' in an Amish paradiseWe sell quilts at discount priceLiving' in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last weekI just smiled at him and I turned the other cheekI really don't care, in fact I wish him wellCause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in HellBut I never punched a tourist even if he deserved itAn Amish with a 'tude? You know thats unheard ofI never wear buttons, but I got a cool hatAnd my homies agree I really look good in black, foolIf you come to visit you'll be bored to tearsWe haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 yearsBut we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stareWe're just technologically impaired Theres no phones, no lights, no motor carsNot a single luxuryLike Robinson Coruso, it's as primitive as can be We been spendin' most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradiseWere just plain and simple guys Livin' in an Amish paradiseThere's no time for sin and vice Livin' in an Amish paradiseWe don't fight we all play nice Livin' in an Amish paradise Hichin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butterRaise a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise an udderThink your really righteous, think your pure at heart?Well I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou artI'm the pious guy, the little omlettes wanna be likeOn my knees day and night, scorin' points for the after lifeSo don't be vain, and don't be whineyOr else my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spendin' most our livesLivin' in an Amish paradiseWe're all crazy MenonitesLivin' in an Amish paradiseThere's no cops or traffic lightsLivin' in an Amish paradiseBut you'd probably think it bitesLivin' in an Amish paradise Quote Link to comment
charmingcindy26 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 artist: Pussycat Dolls song: Buttons I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) TypicalHardly the type I fall forI'm liking the physicalDon't leave me asking for moreI'm a sexy mama (Mama)Who knows just how to get what I want and (Want and)What I want to do is spring this on you (On you)Back up all of the things that I told you (Told you) You been saying all the right things all night longBut I can't seem to get you over here to help take this offBaby, can't you see?How these clothes are fitting on meAnd the heat coming from this beatI'm about to blowI don't think you know I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) You say you're a big boyBut I can't agree'Cause the love you said you hadAin't been put on meI wonderIf I'm just too much for youWonderIf my kiss don't make you justWonderWhat I got next for youWhat you want to do? (Do) Take a chance to recognize that this could be yoursI can see, just like most guys that your game don't pleaseBaby, can't you see?How these clothes are fitting on meAnd the heat coming from this beatI'm about to blowI don't think you know I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babeLoosen up my buttons babeBaby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?Loosen up my buttons babe I'm a make you loosen up my buttons babeLoosen up my buttons babeWhy don't you loosen up my buttons babeLoosen up my buttons babe I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)But you keep fronting (Uh)Saying what you going to do to me (Uh huh)But I ain't seen nothing (Uh) Quote Link to comment
Kakita Yoshi Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic- Off The Deep End (1992) Put down that chain saw and listen to me.It's time for us to join in the fight.It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.It's time to let the bedbugs bite.You better put all your eggs in one basket.You better count your chickens before they hatch.You better sell some wine before its time.You better find yourself an itch to scratch. You better squeeze all the Charmin you can,When Mr. Whipple's not around.Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan.Talk with your mouth full.Bite the hand that feeds you.Bite off more than you can chew.What can you do?Dare to be stupid. Take some wooden nickels.Look for Mr. Goodbar.Get your mojo working now.I'll show you how.You can dare to be stupid. You can turn the other cheek.You can just give up the ship.You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip.Dare to be stupid. Come on and dare to be stupid.It's so easy to do.We're all waiting for you.Let's go! It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill.So can I have a volunteer?There's no more time for crying over spilled milk.Now it's time for crying in your beer.Settle down and raise a family, join the P.T.A.Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.Then party till you're broke, and they drag you away.It's okay.You can dare to be stupid. It's like spitting on a fish.It's like barking up a tree.It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.Dare to be stupid. Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid.It's so easy, so easy to do.We're all waiting for you.Burn your candle at both ends.Look a gift horse in the mouth.Mashed potatoes can be your friends. You can be a coffee achiever.You can sit around the houseAnd watch "Leave It To Beaver."The future's up to you.So what you gonna do?Dare to be stupid.Dare to be stupid. What did I say?(Dare to be stupid.)Tell me, what did I say?(Dare to be stupid.)It's all right.(Dare to be stupid.)We can be stupid all night.(Dare to be stupid.)Come on, join the crowd.(Dare to be stupid.)Shout it out loud.(Dare to be stupid.)I can't hear you.(Dare to be stupid.)Okay, I can hear you now. Quote Link to comment
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