Song Lyrics

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OOPS, I FARTED AGAIN

Weird Al Yankovic

 

(Sing to the tune of Britney Spears' "Oops, I Did It Again")

 

Oh no

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 

I think I farted again, I made people leave,

Offended my fans.

Oh baby, I just gave it a push,

I didnt know it was that serious,

I could knock down wild horses,

That smell's so fragrant to me.

 

Oh baby, baby

Oops, Im breaking some wind,

I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,

Oh baby, baby,

Please dont think Im a hog, I swear its the dog,

I've got that flatulence.

 

"Britney- before you go on stage there's somthing I want you to have"

"Oh... Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this...?"

"Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x-n-vino. (?) I went to the pharmacy to get it for you."

"Oh, you shouldnt have!"

"I had no choice, baby!"

 

Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,

There's no-one to blame, oh baby,

Oops, there's a sulpherious gas escaping my ass,

I've got that flatulence.

(Loud farting noise)

Oops..

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BEDROCK ANTHEM

Weird Al Yankovic

 

First part: Sing to the tune of "Under The Bridge"

Second part: Rap to the tune of "Give It Away"

(Red Hot Chili Peppers)

 

FIRST PART:

Sometimes I feel

Like I need a vacation

Sometimes I feel

Like I wanna go

To the city of cavemen

The city of Bedrock

I'd be a Flintstone

Now I'll tell you why....

 

SECOND PART:

 

Well I've got I've got a woman named Wilma

Well I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles

Well I've got I've got a doggy named Dino

We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino

 

Well I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble

Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble

He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble

Does'nt like to shave, he got caveman stubble

 

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo

There's a handshake everybody gotta know

How come Grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?

 

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

 

Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm

Little Pebbles is his number one fan

He's the strongest toddler in the whole land

Tear your arm off if he shake-es your hand

 

Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now

Gonna take my family out to eat now

Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now

Made from brontosaurus baby, not moo-cow

 

Wanna chill with a sabre-toothed tiger

Wear a loincloth, natural fiber

Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber

Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

 

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow

 

Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit

Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit

Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit

Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows its time to quit

 

Realize I'm livin' in the Stone Age

No fax, no cellular phone-Age

Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-Age

Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage

 

Barney Rubble, laugin' like a hyena

Barney Rubble, what a little wiener

Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?

Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

 

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

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LIKE A SURGEON

Weird Al Yankovic

 

(Sing to the tune of Madonna's "Like a Virgin")

 

I finally made it through med school.

Somehow I made it through.

I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.

 

I was last in the class,

Barely passed at the institute.

Now I'm tryin' to avoid

Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid

A malpractice suit.

 

Hey, like a surgeon,

Cuttin' for the very first time.

Like a surgeon,

Organ transplants are my line.

 

Better give me all your gauze, nurse,

This patient's fading fast.

Complications have set in,

Don't know how long he'll last.

 

Let me see that I.V.

Here we go, time to operate.

I'll pull his insides out.

Pull his insides out,

And see what he ate.

 

Like a surgeon, hey!

Cuttin' for the very first time.

Like a surgeon,

Here's a waiver for you to sign.

Wo-ho. Wo-ho. Wo-ho

 

It's a fact. I'm a quack.

The disgrace of the A.M.A.

'Cause my patients die.

Yeah, my patients die

Before they can pay.

 

Like a surgeon, hey!

Cuttin' for the very first time.

Like a surgeon.

Got your kidneys on my mind.

 

Like a surgeon, ooh hoo, like a surgeon,

When I reach inside

With my scalpel,

And my forceps,

And retractors.

Oh ho. Oh ho. Ooh, baby,

Yeah, I can hear your heart beat

For the very last time

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Falling

By Keahiwai

 

 

I wanna tell you baby

You're the one that Im thinking of

But your heart is still with her

And I think she's the one that you love

I only want you happy

Even if it's not with me

Maybe one day

You'll open up your eyes and you'll see

 

[Chorus]

That I think Im falling

Maybe I'm falling for you

Yeah I think Im falling

Baby Im falling for you

 

[Verse 2]

From the first time

You laid your lips on mine

It feels like the smile on my face

Will last till the end of time

But Im not so sure

That you're the one that I should pursue

My mind tells me no

But my heart only says that it's you

 

[Chorus]

 

Bridge:

Only time will tell

The mystery has yet to unfold

Who's gonna feel love's warmth

And the other left in the cold

 

[Chorus]

Yet still I'm falling

Maybe im falling for you

yeah I think Im falling

Baby I'm falling for you

That I think Im falling

Maybe I'm falling for you

yeah I think Im falling

Baby Im falling for you

[Guest kizmet]

I Only Want To Be With You

 

written by Mike Hawker & Ivor Raymond

recorded by Vonda Shepard

on the album "Songs from Ally McBeal

 

I don't know what it is that makes me love you so

I only know I never want to let you go

'Cause you started something, can't you see

That ever since we met you've had a hold on me

 

It happens to be true

I only want to be with you

 

It doesn't matter where you go or what you do

I wanna spend each moment of the day with you

Look what has happened with just one kiss

I never knew that I could be in love like this

 

It's crazy but it's true

I only want to be with you

 

You stopped and smiled at me, asked me if I'd care to dance

I fell into your open arms and I didn't stand a chance

 

Now listen honey, I just wanna be beside you everywhere

As long as we're together honey I don't care

'Cause you started something, can't you see

That ever since we've met you've had a hold on me

 

No matter what you do

I only want to be with you

 

You stopped and smiled at me, asked me if I'd care to dance

I fell into your open arms and I didn't stand a chance

Now listen honey, I just want to be beside you everywhere

As long as we're together honey I don't care

 

'Cause you started something can't you see

That ever since we met you've had a hold on me

 

No matter what you do

I only want to be with you

No matter what you do

I only want to be with you

[Guest bubblegum]

 

WHEREVER YOU WILL GO by The Calling

 

So lately, I've been wonderin

Who will be there to take my place

When I'm gone, you'll need love

To light the shadows on your face

If a great wave should fall

It would fall upon us all

And between the sand and stone

Could you make it on your own

 

[Chorus:]

If I could, then I would

I'll go wherever you will go

Way up high or down low

I'll go wherever you will go

 

And maybe, I'll find out

The way to make it back someday

To watch you, to guide you

Through the darkest of your days

If a great wave should fall

It would fall upon us all

Well I hope there's someone out there

Who can bring me back to you

 

[Chorus]

 

Runaway with my heart

Runaway with my hope

Runaway with my love

 

I know now, just quite how

My life and love might still go on

In your heart and your mind

I'll stay with you for all of time

 

[Chorus]

 

If I could turn back time

I'll go wherever you will go

If I could make you mine

I'll go wherever you will go

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SWEETHEART

Frankie & the Knockouts

 

I know baby it's hard to be strong

Just take the good with the bad

And don't think you're alone

 

Cause I know all your sad goodbyes

Cause I've been there before

To help you dry your eyes

 

Sweetheart

Who love you from the start

Who treats you like a star

Oh sweetheart

 

Who loves you baby

Who loves you wrong or right

Cause you're the spark in my life

Yeah day and night

 

And when trouble a-keeps knockin'

Down your door

Just call on me babe

And it won't be 'round no more

 

Sweetheart oh I know, yes I know

No matter how long

I'll be by your side

Singing this song

 

a certified 24K RT Classic

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STEELY DAN lyrics anyone???

 

MY OLD SCHOOL

Steely Dan

 

I remember the thirty five sweet goodbyes

When you put me on the Wolverine up in Annandale

It was still September when your daddy was quite surprised

To find you with the working girls in the county jail

 

I was smoking with the boys upstairs

When I heard about the whole affair

I said "Oh no William and Mary won't do"

Well I did not think the girl could be so cruel

And I'm never going back to my old school

 

Oleander growing outside her door

Soon they're gonna be in bloom up in Annandale

I can't stand her doing what she did before

Living like a gypsy queen in a fairy tale

 

Well I hear the whistle but I can't go

I'm gonna take her down to Mexico

She said "Oh no Guadalajara won't do"

Well I did not think the girl could be so cruel

And I'm never going back to my old school

 

[solos]

 

California tumbles into the sea

That'll be the day I go back to Annandale

Tried to warn her about Chino and Buddy Gee

But I can't seem to get to you through the US mail

 

Well I hear the whistle but I can't go

I'm gonna take her down to Mexico

She said "Oh no Guadalajara won't do"

Well I did not think the girl could be so cruel

And I'm never going back to my old school

 

from the album "Countdown to Ecstasy"

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TIME OUT OF MIND

Steely Dan

 

Son you better be ready for love

On this glory day

This is your chance to believe

What I've got to say

 

Keep your eyes on the sky

Put a dollar in the kitty

Don't the moon look pretty

 

Tonight when I chase the dragon

The water will change to cherry wine

And the silver will turn to gold

Time out of mind

 

I am holding the mystical stone

It's direct from Lasa

Where people are rolling in the snow

Far from the world we know

 

Children we have it right here

It's the light in my eyes

It's perfection and grace

It's the smile on my face

 

Tonight when I chase the dragon

The water will change to cherry wine

And the silver will turn to gold

Time out of mind

 

Children we have it right here

It's the light in my eyes

It's perfection and grace

It's the smile on my face

 

Tonight when I chase the dragon

the water will change to cherry wine

And the silver will turn to gold

Time out of mind

 

from the album "Gaucho"

Edited August 10, 2004 by hitman531ph

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PEG

Steely Dan

 

I've seen your picture

Your name in lights above it

This is your big debut

It's like a dream come true

And when you smile for the camera

I know they're love it

 

I got your pin shot

I keep it with your letter

Done up in blueprint blue

It sure looks good on you

So won't you smile for the camera

I know I'll love you better

 

Peg

It will come back to you

Peg

It will come back to you

Then the shutter falls

You see it all in 3-D

It's your favorite foreign movie

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DEACON BLUES

Steely Dan

 

This is the day

Of the expanding man

That shape is my shade

There where I used to stand

It seems like only yesterday

I gazed through the glass

At ramblers

Wild gamblers

That's all in the past

 

You call me a fool

You say it's a crazy scheme

This one's for real

I already bought the dream

So useless to ask me why

Throw a kiss and say goodbye

I'll make it this time

I'm ready to cross that fine line

 

CHORUS:

I'll learn to work the saxophone

I'll play just what I feel

Drink Scotch whisky all night long

And die behind the wheel

They got a name for the winners in the world

I want a name when I lose

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide

Call me Deacon Blues

 

My back to the wall

A victim of laughing chance

This is for me

The essence of true romance

Sharing the things we know and love

With those of my kind

Libations

Sensations

That stagger the mind

 

I crawl like a viper

Through these suburban streets

Make love to these women

Languid and bittersweet

I'll rise when the sun goes down

Cover every game in town

A world of my own

I'll make it my home sweet home

 

CHORUS

 

This is the night

Of the expanding the man

I take one last drag

As I approach the stand

I cried when I wrote this song

Sue me if I play too long

This brother is free

I'll be what I want to be

 

CHORUS

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NEW FRONTIER

Donald Fagen

 

Yes we're gonna have a wingding

A summer smoker underground

It's just a dugout that my dad built

In case the reds decide to push the button down

We've got provisions and lots of beer

The key word is survival on the new frontier

 

Introduce me to that big blonde

She's got a touch of Tuesday Weld

She's wearing Ambush and a French twist

She's got us wild and she can tell

She loves to limbo, that much is clear

She's got the right dynamics for the new frontier

 

Well I can't wait 'til I move to the city

'Til I finally make up my mind

To learn design and study overseas

 

Have you got a steady boyfriend

Cause honey I've been watching you

I hear you're mad about Brubeck

I like your eyes, I like him too

He's an artist, a pioneer

We've got to have some music on the new frontier

 

Well I can't wait 'til I move to the city

'Til I finally make up my mind

To learn design and study overseas

Let's pretend that it's the real thing

And stay together all night long

And when I really get to know you

We'll open up the doors and climb into the dawn

Confess your passion your secret fear

Prepare to meet the challenge of the new frontier

 

from the album "The Nightfly"

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I.G.Y. (What a Beautiful World)

Donald Fagen

 

Standing tough under stars and stripes

We can tell

This dream's in sight

You've got to admit it

At this point in time that it's clear

The future looks bright

On that train all graphite and glitter

Undersea by rail

Ninety minutes from New York to Paris

Well by seventy-six we'll be A.O.K.

 

What a beautiful world this will be

What a glorious time to be free

 

Get your ticket to that wheel in space

While there's time

The fix is in

You'll be a witness to that game of chance in the sky

You know we've got to win

Here at home we'll play in the city

Powered by the sun

Perfect weather for a streamlined world

There'll be spandex jackets one for everyone

 

What a beautiful world this will be

What a glorious time to be free

 

On that train all graphite and glitter

Undersea by rail

Ninety minutes from New York to Paris

(More leisure for artists everywhere)

A just machine to make big decisions

Programmed by fellows with compassion and vision

We'll be clean when their work is done

We'll be eternally free yes and eternally young

 

What a beautiful world this will be

What a glorious time to be free

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COUSIN DUPREE

Steely Dan

 

Well I've kicked around a lot since high school

I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs

From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band

To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs

Now I've come back home to plan my next move

From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch

When I see my little cousin Janine walk in

All I could say was ow-ow-ouch

 

[CHORUS:]

Honey how you've grown

Like a rose

Well we used to play

When we were three

How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree

 

She turned my life into a living hell

In those little tops and tight capris

I pretended to be readin' the National Probe

As I was watchin' her wax her skis

On Saturday night she walked in with her date

And backs him up against the wall

I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing

In a voice I never knew I had before

 

[CHORUS]

 

I'll teach you everything I know

If you teach me how to do that dance

Life is short and quid pro quo

And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?

 

One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire

And I decided to make my play

I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks

How can you stand it for one more day

She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes

Or that your mind has turned to applesauce

The dreary architecture of your soul

I said - but what is it exactly turns you off?

 

[CHORUS

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OWNER OF A LONELY HEART

Yes

 

Move yourself

You always live your life

Never thinking of the future

Prove yourself

You are the move you make

Take your chances win or loser

See yourself

You are the steps you take

You and you and that's the only way

Shake, shake yourself

You're every move you make

So the story goes

 

{Refrain} Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

Much better than a

Owner of a broken heart

Owner of a lonely heart

 

Say you don't want to chance it

You've been hurt so before

Watch it now The eagle in the sky

How he dancin' one and only

You, lose yourself

No not for pity's sake

There's no real reason to be lonely

Be yourself Give your free will a chance

You've got to want to succeed

 

{Refrain}

Owner of a lonely heart

After my own decision

They confused me so

Owner of a lonely heart

My love said never question your will at all

In the end you've got to go Look before you leap

Owner of a lonely heart

And don't you hesitate at all, no no

 

{Refrain twice}

Owner of a lonely heart

Sooner or later each conclusion

Will decide the lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

It will excite it will delight

It will give a better start

Owner of a lonely heart

Don't deceive your free will at all

Don't deceive your free will at all

Owner of a lonely heart

Don't deceive your free will at all

Just receive it

 

From the album "90125", 1983 ATCO Records

This song went to #1 in the Billboard Charts in early 1984 and won the first MTV Music Video Award for Best Video