DarkAngel

If you see me in a public place, do not follow me, yell my name at me from five blocks away, grovel, weep, or have some kind of seizure, as this kind of behavior will get you kicked in the head or tasered in the nads.

You may, however, nod at me, give a Vulcan salute, send a telepathic message, say Hello, or give me a male British Bulldog pup or airline tickets to distant places.

As long as I'm not eating.

You do not want to invade my personal space when there's a fork in my hand.