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TNT Hsia

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  1. Being kalbo is seasonal B) . Init sa summer kasi e.

     

    Kung cold weather, naku, sipon & migrain.

     

    Now a kalbo for all seasons...for some, bagay :thumbsupsmiley: ; for others di eh :thumbsdownsmiley: .

  2. If I arrive sober: Know who's home & who's not.

     

    If I arrive late & tipsy: Drink 1/2 liter of H2O w/ an alka seltzer in the kitchen.

     

    If I arrive before dinner & tipsy: go straight to my room & drink the H2O w/ an alka seltzer that I bought at a convenience store there.

     

    If I arrive home drunk: I won't remember.

  3. There was this fellow named Ephraim Proque. As a mnemonic, he said to his class, remember, with an "R" - Proque!

     

    Years later, we meet at a crowded mal at the height of Yuletide shopping. We recognize each other & as he saw I was struggling to remember his name, I remembered his mnemonic.

     

    "Yes, yes... with an 'R'... ah! How are you Mr. Prek Prek?" :boo:

  4. That's why I travel light... the final destination allows no check-in or handheld baggage.

    Many times, it's not death that people fear.

    For some, tis the prospect of accounting for things done on earth. I believe sin brings with itself the punishment. For those who were deprived of rewards & just desserts in this life, it awaits us in the next.

    For others, tis the separation from beloved people & things in this life. I believe there's something better awaiting all who cross into the pearly gates.

     

    When we are born, we cry while others laugh.

    When we die, others cry. I hope by then that it's my turn to laugh.

     

    I'd hate it if people play "Oh, My Papa!" I'm not a biological dad in the 1st place. I'd like them to play happy music ranging from Beethoven's 9th to the Soundtack of Dirty Dancing. Alas, it won't be my choice for sure but the thought of my funeral tickles me.

  5. When I count my blessings, sometimes I want to "cash in my chips," until a voice in me tells me, "Marami kang utang pang babayaran!"

     

    That's when I become all the more thankful in life, for having a credit line I didn't even apply for.

     

    Another thing that tells me life is good is when people tell me they pray for me. Then I know there's a 24/7 watch over me. I only wish i can pray for all of them too.

     

    Even if God doesn't exist, it's simply have great to have people who care that much.

     

    Finally, when I can still share, because I have more than enough. That's when I know life is great.

  6. For the gift of receiving & giving life & love

    For the gift of having & being able to generate choices for myself & others

    For giving each day our daily bread

    For the forgiveness of my sins as I forgive those who've offended me

    For the times I was spared the tests & given tests that You know I could pass

    For the answers to my prayers, whether affirmative, negative or put on hold

     

    Thank you for being there.

  7. An Eastern parable...

     

    A long time ago in a land not too far away, there was a manic depressive tyrant that threatened to behead all practitioners of religion unless they are able to give him a ring that will make him sober whether he's happy or sad, look forward to the future when glum or bored, be cautious when excited over an opportunity or challenge...

     

    His mother, a religious practitioner, forged him such a ring on which these words were inscribed:

     

    This too shall pass.

     

    So he chopped her head off anyway... :evil:

     

    Just kidding. Of course the religious of the land were spared. :thumbsupsmiley:

  8. I once told a girl this:

     

    The only sure source of my happiness is myself. I don't rely on others to make me happy. In the end, my happiness is my choice.

     

    She answered: that is the worst I've ever heard from another person.

     

    I've always wondered why that was so. :wacko:

  9. I once had three at the same time, until they found out about each other.

     

    One wanted to k*ll herself

    The second one wanted to k*ll me

    The third wanted to k*ll the two others & keep me for herself.

     

    I ended up with none of them (serves me right).

     

    Never again did I do such a foolish thing. I don't plan on a repeat or recommend it to others. It was a major pain in more ways than one can imagine!

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