Xir Xian

Movie! I wan't to see the special effects! Also wants the whole story in just 1.5 hours...

Kili-kili powers

I hate thier automated call responder... Ilang minutes pa na mag go through sa voice instruction na narinig ko na for the hundredth times. Ang ending, sobrang 10 minutes pa na mag hintay sa service rep.

I suspect na ang PLDT, may statistical records na yan kung ilang complaints na na indi natuloy kasi ayaw na ng iba mag dusa pa sa telephone support system nila, tapos na take advantage lang nila ang situwasyon.

Lahat ng students sa star section matata-as ang grades sa Drawing subject at alam ko ang mga drawing skill ng ibang students dyan, not so good. Influence lang talaga ng kanilang section ang mga grades nila.

teleport

escort

Gayuma recipe:

- 50 ml of pork's fat

- 3 cloves of garlic, crushed

- 1 strand of your pubic hair

- 1 strand of your crush's pubic hair

How to make the Gayuma:

1. Tie together the pubic hairs.

2. Boil all ingredients only during Sunday midnight, 20 minutes, stirring only in counterclockwise direction.

3. Store it in small bottle and bury it under a rose plant for 3 days before using.

How to use:

1. Next time you meet your crush, dab a little of the love potion at your neck.

2. Make sure that you are close enough so your crush can smell it.

3. If she asks you to have lunch with her because for some strange reason she felt hungry, you are in the right track! Go with her!

4. The rest is up to you... Do your moves! Diskarte mo na yun!

Warning:

- Only works only 50% at a time. If you are ugly enough, the potion cannot help you.

Iceberg

Yung chiz curls dinudurog ko yan hanggang maging powder at dip and lick ng finger, para ma enjoy ko ng mas matagal. Very poor kasi eh, luxury item na yan para sa akin noon.

The arrival... I was eating squid rings during the movie.

Be business minded early...

Trust me. It's me the problem, not you... Sorry.

Not a fan of both but Mcdo for the fries! I wonder if Jollibee noticed that? Is their marketing department is doing something about it?

skeptical

left

My brief, shirt, pants, socks, and shoes... can't go to work naked.

Being proud of Pacman of winning a boxing match is ok, but you yourself feeling proud as a "pinoy" after that match is just shallow and meaningless. What did you contribute?!

Its dying but i doubt its going to completely die. The game is way too slow/long for the millenials to watch, especially with the current trend of being more on defense and making sure to survive until round 12.

90's ...decade of alternative rock and grunge.

Stomp

Grrrk! Ubo! Ubo!

(Especially may tuberculosis ang nagsabi...)

dysentery

tenants

antlers

One million pesos