ADAM

Sex is one of the few things where it’s more respectable to do for free rather than get paid

Before sex…You help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: In life no one helps you once you’re f#&ked.

Guys who have nothing to offer to a girl but money and girls who have nothing to offer to a guy but sex will never stop complaining about how the opposite sex only wants one thing.

Then F*in' come here already.

Spas, please refrain from spending me PMs. I appreciate the invites, but I'll check you guys out if things get to that.

But.. But.. ahihihi.

Life is so much better when you don’t care what other people think about you in every single moment. Unless they all unanimously think you’re creepy.

The phrase "If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid" doesn't apply to people.

Ulet. If I don't know you, and you don't know me personally, can you be less creepy enough and don't mind my profile page? Please reserve your click for those who desperately need your attention for an ego stroke. In short: f#&k off. Do you have that much self-respect remaining? Good. Creepiness is next to ugliness.

natatawa lang dun sa mga makapang ekek sa mga MP. Iayon ang angas relative sa ganda/gwapo. 'Lul. ahihihihi

Paramdam ka naman, oist!

Paramdam ka naman, oist!

honestly, don't visit my profile if you have nothing to say or i do not know you. that's creepy. not that creepy is not normal here; but spare this soul that, would you?

Taray ng Avvy. Thera mode. Hala, kunin ang IM at simulan na. Jowk.

Truth: absolutely everything you've ever done in your life, led you into viewing this profile. You better have yourself checked.

Wag kasi ganun. Di pwede laging pakabig. Maghulog ka din sa paluwagan.

Don't feel bad. The guy who discovered milk probably did a lot of strange things too.

Telling a woman to calm down is like baptizing a cat.

Don't spend an iota of your attention towards this sentence i'm constructing while I've had way too much to drink to make any sense.

I love you,Yeehaa . Ahihihu

Persons who think they're idiots, are most likely intelligent than persons who think they're actually intelligent.

Yeah. See that? Now, f#&k off.

Hindi lahat ng tao may paki. Hindi lahat ng may paki, tao. Gaya ng tsinelas ko,may paki sa ka-cornyhan mo. Usap kayo. Tsinelasin kita dyan, eh.

Before making any promise to a girl, masturbate twice. It may change your opinion.

Come closer. Even closer. If you come close enough, you can actually hear me not caring.