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Cap™

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  1. that I get a career and not just stay with this oddjob :)

     

    for the guys: would you rather have a micropenis that would make any partner cum or a 3 foot long dick that has the consistency and should be folded like an origami paper

     

    for the girls: would you rather have a vajayjay that never gets devirginized or a vajayjay that expands to whatever the shape that goes inside it?

  2. local: Magsaysay; foreign: JFK. I just wanna be a beloved political leader. it seems that popular sovereignty and efficient policy-making is lost in today's world at this moment

     

    would you rather: have crap pour out your eyes when you cry or be allergic to all foodstuff and only be able to eat boogers?

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    Hey, DeAndre! You may have the better team on paper but we got one over you! :lol:

     

    The biggest fvck you of them all? Dirk scoring 31 pts on you (11/14 FG and 5/6 3P)!

     

    And did you feel that air blowing on your nape? That's the all-star selection that you'll never get in LA while playing alongside Blake and CP3 telling you, "goodbye." ;)

     

    how'd you like my Suns whipping the Clips tho, bruh? hahaha :P

     

    Bled and Knight combining for 63. Just. wow. And with Bled just an assist shy of a trip-dub. This is how the Suns SHOULD be working

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