Pumpkin2424

I have always winced at the thought of online dating… but in the name of open-mindedness, f*** it. After being thoroughly disappointed in the trashy local nightlife, I have come to the conclusion that meeting people here might not be the worst idea. So, here goes…

Despite being very busy (aren’t we all?), I make it a point to find the time for doing the things I like and spending the time with people who I care about, and I absolutely refuse to become a slave of my work or other obligations. I like people who have brains, humor and wit, spunk, self-confidence (not narcissism), resilience, strength of character, a willingness to learn and be taught (humility), those who have been through some sh-t in life and pushed through it (I am not going to make your lemonade for you). If what you think and talk about goes deep beneath the surface, it won’t go unnoticed by me.

I think video games are retarded – I want my future kids to be cut up and bruised from climbing trees and riding bikes, not fat-assed in front of the TV being conditioned for army drone piloting. That goes for my partner as well.

No small penises (seriously), douchey facial hair styles high maintenance egos, military men/law enforcement, and guys who spend more than an hour a day at a gym.

First Date:

I can say what my first date nightmares are:

1) Fancy restaurant “wining & dining” – schmoozing is laughable

2) Bar or nightclub yelling in each other’s ear.

The above writing style is not for everyone, and you might consider it to be too harsh and not reflecting of who you are.

“I disapprove of joining cults and cover bands. I approve of paid time off and karaoke. I discourage overindulgence and under-stimulation. I encourage playing with children and learning a second language. I dislike meddlers and pedophiles. I am uninterested in vapid minds and perverts. I am interested in smart asses and challenging repartee.