MsDebauchery

Can I touch your beard?

No one asked for your opinion, douche

Been reading the news about the candidates filing their CoCs and...I don't know which is worse. Na 'yung mga dating pangalan na mga pulitiko ang nagfi-file ng CoC. O 'yung mga kung sino-sino lang ang nagfi-file kasi trip lang nila. Sabi nga sa isang comment na nakita ko sa FB, "itong si [wannabe candidate], parang napadaan lang ng Ministop tapos naisip kumandidato"

I'm sure some of them mean well, but I can't help thinking they simultaneously woke up this morning and all had that classic Barney moment,

"Challenge accepted!"

The Japanese nato.

It looks nasty, smells nasty, tastes nasty. Ugh.

Drizzle

Too good to keep to myself..

And we've all been there

Hey, maybe next year diba?

Glasses on, no make-up.

Hair in a bun,

wearing his favorite old tshirt;

and he still wants to get frisky

Good times

falling down the stairs and not dying right away

Omg I love this!

Mine's carrots. Orange, boiled, mushy carrots.

I talk like a man, because you act like a girl.

Why is Donald Trump so orange??

Sure. Just not the ones that matter ie, peace, hunger, disease..

I don't mind the bad habits, but please make sure they're worth it.

If I had it my way

I'd roll out of bed

Say bout 2:30 mid day

Hit the blunt then hit you up to come over to my place

You show up right away

We make love and then we f#&k

And then you give me my space

The Roots. All. Sunday. Long.

You make me greedy af. Not even everything is enough.

Ok Globe, you do not call someone at 9 (on a Saturday morning no less!) with your stupid "it's a wonderful day with globe" spiel and expect them to give a damn about what you're selling. Not cool.

Nobody likes a stalker.

This probably makes me a little sick in the head, but i got off watching The Reader

Because I've been listening to so much Asian music lately,

The kind of love that makes everyone around you sick.

And a Tesla.

Say My Name - ODESZA

you come home with bags from Ladurée

Just read about The Pantry at Dusit. Can someone take one for the team? Southie

Btw, Banzai is s@%t.