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    How Can I Quit Smoking?

    in Health and Fitness

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    Three-day hump..

     

     

    This is what you need to get through in order to have a better shot at finally quitting.

     

    GO three days without smoking. In order to accomplish this, it is necessary to stick to a schedule filled with distractions.

     

    After three days, it is likely that your addiction has waned at least to a certain degree. BE SURE TO HYDRATE WELL DURING THE 3 DAYS. Water and fruit juices would be excellent. Steer clear of sugared, caffeinated, and/or carbonated beverages.

     

     

    If they 3-day technique does not work, try switching to clove cigarettes.

    The Audi Thread

    in Motoring | Vehicle Clubs

    Posted · Edited by 99PercentCaffeine

    Ladies and Gentlemen,

     

    I know this is a dedicated Audi Thread, but since Lamborghini is now owned by the same car manufacturer, I feel its fine to post this particular query here.

     

    As most of you are probably aware of, Lamborghini is now a subsidiary of Audi and while this German car company makes excellent cars, I am sure Lamborghini purists would bemoan this change for several valid reasons.

     

     

    I, for one, am concerned that Audi will strip Lamborghini of its soul. Bona fide petrol heads would most likely pick the Miura as the quintessential and first definitive supercar. While the Lamborghini Miura was not the fastest (even then) among its class, it was certainly a driver's car. It is one that would inspire you to travel thousands of miles over land (and sea) just so you can drive it along the Transfagarasan Highway.

     

    German cars such as Audi, BMW, and Mercedes have always been known for being notoriously sensible. Lamborghini on the other hand, is known for producing the most insane supercars, both in design as well as performance. The Miura is a particularly hard drive and it is certainly not the car you drive to the grocery store, or for picking up the children from school, but it definitely brings out the 12 year old boy in every one who gets behind the wheel.

     

    While Audis are efficient and reliable machines, Lambos are more like big daft dogs that you cannot help but love.

     

    So far, there have been no signs of Audi trying to water down the insanity that is the very essence of a Lamborghini. The Aventador, Huracan. and Sesto Elemento are all proof positive that the Lambo spirit lives on. While Lamborghini keeps promising to stop making v12s(yeah we'll believe it when we see it), it seems to remain true to its nature.

     

     

    For Lamborghini die-hards out there, are you worried at all?

    Erotic Arts And Letters

    in Art and Literature

    Posted

    This is a work of fiction... Not particularly sure if this is the right thread. But it is as close as I can get to a fiction forum.

     

    He's back in the dungeon again, he's certain. The potent smell of leather and the clanking of his chains were a dead give

    away. For a moment, he forgot which was is out and panicked, but survival instincts kicked in just in time. He picked

    the locks on the chains with a make shift bobby pin and relished the feel of having his hands free again, but only for a

    moment. He has to keep moving.

    He started walking with an ever so slight limp, hoping his legs would not give up on him before he reaches the foot of the

    stairs. Almost there. He turned right, left, then right again. Ah, yes. The familiar hump that he almost always trip

    over every time he navigates this labyrinth of a cell. IN the darkness, he finally found the bottom step.

    Climbing up is always the hardest. While his mind understands that the stairs were not at all steep, and there is in fact

    a bar on the far left to hold on to, it seems to be the hardest ascent every time. He takes his first step, trying to find

    whatever bearings her can muster.

    You have to do this you hapless bastard. You have to get out of here. He will find you sooner or later, so lift your

    foot and start climbing. One step, then another.

    It wasnt a blinding light that greeted him this time. It was a glimmer, the tiniest beacon. He almost needed to squint

    to focus on it but it was there.

    Perhaps if I can just touch it......

     

     

     

    Hank awoke with a start. The first thing that hit him was the splitting headache.

     

    Just how much did I drink last night? I really out to stop trying to finding answers in the bottom of a bottle.

     

    Then again, he knew he cant stop. Not just yet anyway. The nightmares are back, three nights in a row now. Cutting back might be manageable but he cant give it up cold turkey.

     

     

    His mind came to focus just as he noticed his rock hard erection.

     

    Christ. Not now.

     

     

    And yet as he mentally chastises himself, his left hand started to stroke up and down his bare cock.

     

     

    One release. That is all I need. One, then its a quick trip to the shower and off to work.

     

    He's stroking harder now, with a tighter grasp. He knew that this was gonna be a brutal race to climax. He cupped his balls to hasten the inevitable. His hips started moving to and fro. It wont be long now. Sweet relief is within reach.

     

    He can feel his orgasm rushing towards him like a harsh torrent. He came with painful intensity as he squeezed his balls slightly.

     

    As the last few shudders left his body, he noticed how copiously he came.

     

    He would have appreciated the irony of having to self-pleasure considering his "Day job" but his thoughts were interrupted by a loud ping from his phone.

     

     

    DMX

    There is a client I need you to meet.

    She has very particular needs and you would be perfect for her.

     

     

     

    Damn it. Please let it not be another bored trophy housewife from the suburbs.

     

    Despite reservations, he responded quickly.

     

    On my way. ETA 15 minutes.

     

     

    Grabbing the first pair of jeans and shirt he saw, he got dressed and dragged his tired self out the door.

     

     

     

    As he waited for the elevator to open, he thought to himself,

     

    How the hell did I get here.

     

    But just as quickly as the question occurred to him, he pushed self recriminations aside. After all, he f#&ks for a living. How bad can it really be?

     

     

     

    TBC....

    What Is Your Dream Car?

    in Motoring | Vehicle Clubs

    Posted

    https://autos.yahoo....-183056834.html

     

    This Crashed Bugatti Veyron Can Be Yours For Just $250K

     

    8e184bd6-d610-49c2-bb3e-ff019784bdb2_boldride_logo_02.png By Nicole Wakelin 6 hours ago

    There aren't many car enthusiasts out there who'd turn down the chance to have a Bugatti Veyron parked in the garage. The problem is, they come with a hefty price tag that generally reserves them for the likes of princes and superstar athletes. This one, though, is slightly more affordable at the bargain basement price of $250,000.

     

    PHOTOS: See More of the 2014 Mansory Bugatti Veyron Vivere

     

     

     

    If it sounds too good to be true, well, it sort of is, because this Bugatti has been involved in a wee fender bender. The black and blue car ran into trouble on an Austrian highway somewhere between the towns of Seebenstein and Grimmenstein on the A2. The driver lost control on rain-slicked roads one night last April.

     

     

    The driver was thankfully unhurt, but the car took a lot of damage. Apparently it veered off the road, slid behind a guardrail, and then fell about 40 feet before coming to rest under a bridge. It took crews over an hour to retrieve it from its resting place.

     

     

     

    Before crashing, the car clocked 31,924 kilometers in the 6 years since its 2008 production. The damage is extensive, covering the front, rear, and both doors, but if you have the cash to buy, and fix, this Bugatti, then now's your chance to make a bid at AXA Ricardo and get this Bugatti into your garage.

     

     

    I believe there is a special place in hell for people who treat their cars poorly. If I had a Bugatti Veyron, it will only leave my garage for laps at the Ehra -Lessien. Or the Nurburgring (Yes, James May you read that right)....

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