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  1. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like the grave.......once a year na lang kung dalawin!!!!!

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    2. SiLvErClAw

      SiLvErClAw

      buti nga sa iyo, once a year ahahahahaha

    3. mbartolome88

      mbartolome88

      ca i help?

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Silver claw ows ikaw once a year? baka once a year mag abstain haha

  2. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like my bank account. It needs to be updated or else magiging dormant !!!

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    2. jackpoy54

      jackpoy54

      Aga naman mag close :)

    3. jZion

      jZion

      How are you, tagal na walang reply a?

    4. batman03

      batman03

      so dapat updated po pala :)

  3. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like THE GAME OF THRONES. It has ended and I will surely miss it!!!

    1. irmguy

      irmguy

      Then lets hope it is more like Aria Stark; embarking on a new adventure. Rather than stabbed in the heart like Daenary Targarian. ;-)

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Theres always a sequel.....

    3. j

      j

      akala ko it has ended and the ending was a bit disappointing, not what everyone was expecting.

  4. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like the weather ....sometimes dry na dry or wet na wet!!!

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    2. Luis Toledo Tinio

      Luis Toledo Tinio

      extremes ba? lol

       

    3. koki_

      koki_

      mag ingat sa storm surge

    4. logickisser

      logickisser

      ayan na tag-ulan, malay mo

  5. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like the weather... hot na hot and dry na dry !!!

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      MS VIOLA, DL AND MASTERNONE THANKS. Kamusta naman sexlife nyo :)

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      kaloy_11 wa efek din kahit maligo haha

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Jonnnn and roverdelacruz thanks. Playing might help haha

  6. clandestinecuddles

    My sexlife is like my bank account........no deposits lately :)

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Haha. No.

      I twist their heads!!!

    3. Stephen A.

      Stephen A.

      Haha. Nakakatakot naman. :)

    4. Julez

      Julez

      should have dapat pra magkaroon ng interest =)

  7. clandestinecuddles

    My SEXLIFEis like COVID-19. At first naka social distancing then naka quarantine now naka LOCKDOWN!!!! Its in a state of emergency. Worst nito mamamatay na !! :) :)

    1. islekimp

      islekimp

      lol shaggy? hahahha

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      What do you mean :)

  8. clandestinecuddles

    Nasaan ka ng kailangan kita? Saan???? Tinanong ko sa pera ng mag kita kami :)

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    2. logickisser

      logickisser

      wag mo na kasing papakawalan yan

       

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Not anymore. Nilock ko na and swallowed the key para di na makawala

    4. logickisser

      logickisser

      tama yan. wag mo na ding ibawas. hahah

  9. clandestinecuddles

    No gift for partner? ORAL SEX is a great gift idea!!

    1. Mango Man

      Mango Man

      Tsaka Oral B toothbrush haha

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      yeah after eating,eating brushing brushing haha.

  10. clandestinecuddles

    Nothing lasts forever!! Even problems and stress. Have a stress free week ahead everyone.

    1. Droidz1979

      Droidz1979

      am a forward thinking person so am kinda wishing that it's the weekends already :P

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @Droids1979 I know how you love weekends :)

  11. clandestinecuddles

    Oh wrong timing!! I have already taken off my bra and I dont want to go out anymore.

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @blacklantern no im not well endowed there.Average size lang

    3. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      You're being so humble naman. Yun pala 36C ka! wow!

    4. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      Why let it stop you? Go without it.

  12. clandestinecuddles

    OkulasO I dont know but I always see things that Im not supposed to see..Instant voyeur ako haha.

  13. clandestinecuddles

    One day you will wake up and there's no more time to do what you've always wanted. DO IT NOW!! So come on honey LET'S TOO TOOT NOW!!

    1. coconutJuice

      coconutJuice

      lets do it.. hehehe!

  14. clandestinecuddles

    Orgasm or the Big "O" is like the other party in a PLDT telephone line... IT CANNOT BE REACHED!!

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @bitoy58 logging to MTC and trying PLDT lines haha.

    3. bitoy58

      bitoy58

      ay ganun. let me give you mine then. hahahahaha

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @bitoy58 lol:)

  15. clandestinecuddles

    Pampasuerte ng SEXLIFE ngayong Chinese New Year ..... Maglagay ng TIKOY sa brip o panty!!!

  16. clandestinecuddles

    Para kang CREDIT CARD BILL...you give me sleepless nights. I cant sleep because of you!!

  17. clandestinecuddles

    Para kang CREDIT CARD BILL .......you give me sleepless nights!!!! I cant sleep because of you!

    1. jelly bean

      jelly bean

      :)
  18. clandestinecuddles

    Peel....... Suck.........Enjoy. Minsan manga Sana AKO!!!!

  19. clandestinecuddles

    Penis ka ba? Lagi ka na lang galit na galit sa akin!!!

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Yes drooling pa nga.

    3. bigbaddann

      bigbaddann

      Drooling? I don't think that's a good sign if it's involuntary... Hahaha

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      It even charges like a bull :)

  20. clandestinecuddles

    Pwede ba? Hindi ako queso de bola na kinakain mo lang tuwing Pasko!!!

    1. Gary G.

      Gary G.

      Sana kanin ka na lang para kakainin kita araw-araw.

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Malamig na ang kanin:)

  21. clandestinecuddles

    Question??? How do you post an answer to a comment here? I cant find a reply button :(

  22. clandestinecuddles

    Rainy weather. So nice to curl up or cuddle with a good book. But my work awaits. Haisst.

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    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @bitoy58 50 shades is mommy porn daw,kilig factor for moms and the stallion is a sequel to the Betsy. I manage my own business for a living lol

    3. bitoy58

      bitoy58

      Wait how do you categorize mommy porn from like say i don't know teen porn or single working class porn? Lol

    4. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @bitoy58 i guess it was categorized as mommy porn since moms went gaga over it. It was a tremendous success with married women.

  23. clandestinecuddles

    Sex are like movies. Some are exciting na pwedeng ulit ulitin, walang kalatoy latoy sayang ang pera, super pangit nakakaiyak sa inis, boring walang kwenta, and worst BITIN.

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    2. johndoe2-1

      johndoe2-1

      yup! i think they are thinking of releasing it next year :) just like sex...the longer the wait..the better when it cums.. :)

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @johndoe2-1 but its too tiring to wait lol

    4. johndoe2-1

      johndoe2-1

      two things - it could be tiring and worsens the mood or exciting and heightens the orgasm :D

  24. clandestinecuddles

    SEX is just like COKE. It can be REGULAR, DIET or ZERO. It cums in 8oz. 12oz or LITRO!!! Pwede rin lagay sa Plastic. Ikaw, What COKE are you having nowadays ?

    1. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      I'm not having any. I am the one giving.

  25. clandestinecuddles

    SEX is like CANDY CRUSH. Addicting, exciting,sweet, sometimes frustrating. You dont want to stop,you can do it anywhere and when you are dead somebody out there can give you life. You can even do it with friends!!

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    2. nuttymags

      nuttymags

      Striped candy +wrapped candy= explosion

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @3dwin ... dont know the right moves. Stopped playing na Im stuck with the same level

    4. CokeCherry

      CokeCherry

      hahahahaha :)

       

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