clandestinecuddles

Lingerie, stilletos, and champagne are ready. Bring the strawberries I'll give you the cream!! Hurry up hubby.

I wish I had the courage and the guts to walk away and forget what we had. But I cant because I know you wont come after me , and I guess that's what will hurt the most.

A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste!!!!!!!!!

i'm so bad and naughty that I DO it on the bed, in the car, in the kitchen, in the garage, Anywhere!!!! Posting in MTC is such an obsession!!

It's not the size, it's how you use it.

Every woman deserves a man who will text her even when he is playing. That's call of duty.

@Juan Malaya hello.

Missing you so much that I want to hug my pillow and pretend its you

I WILL BE ON TOP!!!!! Looking at 2014 with optimism. Happy New Year everyone.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.................................................... biting on your DICK. Merry Christmas!!!

Hey hubby:I just discovered that I'm like a shower. If you TURN ME ON, I'll get WET!!

@pussy kisser ygpm

@ Guest OOOh details? I SUCK, STRIP and SWALLOW!!!!!

I SUCK MEN DRY!!!

I STRIP MEN OF THEIR POSSESIONS!!

mapapa SWALLOW KA nA LANG WHEN YOU SEE YOUR CREDIT CARD BILLS!!!

I'M A SHOPAHOLIC.

A liitle jealousy in a relationship is healthy. It means somebody is afraid to lose you. Dapat ka lang maafraid ma lose ang manoy mo!!!!!!!

@BLADE hi there.

Id like to share this with all the MTC guys......................... THE PATHETIC LIFE OF AN EGG: If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life. You only get eaten once in life. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, but only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother. Have a good lay errr day.

@blitz hello there.

@ pussy kisser thank you. You have a lot of making up to do haha. Mcdo

A VIRGIN is just like Janeth Lim Napoles.... WALA AKONG ALAM!!! HINDI KO ALAM!!

@Light_Hammer Thank you.

Wishing you were here on my special day........

@silentperson34 good morning

You left me just when I needed you most.

@Steven Siga hello there.

It's payday and Christmas shopping is ON. My favorite S word and two numbers that give me ultimate pleasure......... SALE and 50% off!!!!