clandestinecuddles
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Happy Easter everyone!!!
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Orgasm or the Big "O" is like the other party in a PLDT telephone line... IT CANNOT BE REACHED!!
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Sexlife is just like a bank account. Sometimes it's ACTIVE GENERATING A LOT OF INTEREST,DORMANT or ACCOUNT CLOSED!!!
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Sex are like movies. Some are exciting na pwedeng ulit ulitin, walang kalatoy latoy sayang ang pera, super pangit nakakaiyak sa inis, boring walang kwenta, and worst BITIN.
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Rainy weather. So nice to curl up or cuddle with a good book. But my work awaits. Haisst.
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There are 70 ways to please a woman. 1 of them is shopping and the rest is 69.
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IF Sex is like Shopping.... Then I won't stop till I drop!!
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Having Sex is like a Payday. You can get it by the hour, daily or weekly. You can also have it on the 15th and 30th of each month , but worst is Once a month or NEVER at all. How often do you get laid errrr I mean get paid?
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My sexlife is like my bank account........no deposits lately
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Sore throat. Makating lalamunan. Too bad I cant scratch it.
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Beating the summer heat....
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Does anybody know what Reputation in my profile mean?
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Dear Hubby: Today is father's Day and it is your special day!!. And for this you will be treated like a king in a very special way and you will be pampered and pleasured. By the way, ibinabad ko na nga pala ang mga puti so that it will be easy for you when you do the laundry tomorrow when everything goes back to normal. Enjoy this day.I love you!! Mwaah!
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A Friend is like a Penis. It STANDS UP for you and CRIES with you when life is HARD.
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That awkward feeling when you are in cowgirl position and straddled on his lap and suddenly you feel the urge to fart,,,,,, embarrassing
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F#CK THE PAPERWORK!!! Too lazy to work today.I need to relax.
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Friends are like CONDOMS.They are always there when times are HARD.
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FRIENDS ARE LIKE VIBRATORS. They come in handy WHEN YOU NEED THEM MOST!!
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What's on your mind?Dear Hubby, I'll try to be practical and sensible in my choice of gifts this year. I know times are hard with the recent state of economy and how you work hard making an honest living. I'm really moved by the situation so I just want a simple gift coming from you. Nothing too extravagant and frivolous. All I'm asking for Christmas is a key chain................. with a key to a 2013 BMW X6 M dangling from it. Ok na yung color red. love you much, Wifey
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The vagina is like a tomb. Bury something in it and its either HEAVEN or HELL.
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Sex is like sleep, I don't get either as much as I want! Have you been getting both lately?
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I may not be athletic, but i know how to play with balls
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Its raining cats and dogs! So nice to cuddle in this bed weather..hmmmm
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My sex life is like the weather... hot na hot and dry na dry !!!
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Dear hubby, I saved you the trouble in finding me a gift that I like since that's always your alibi when you don't have a gift for me. I purchased all the things that I liked and charged everything to your card. Thank you very much. I really love them all!!I just hope you don't have a heart attack when you see the bill. But I already thought of that I also charged your medicine.Mwaah!
