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Crassus

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  1. Kanina gagala ako, my nag alok ng sex with a hot model daw. Ang kapalit lang daw non mag advertise ako ng isang bathroom cleaner dito sa Facebook.. shempre di ako pumayag. Mataas moral ko! Ano ako uto-uto? Sex lang yan malakas ang control ko! Kasing lakas ng DOMEX, the incredibly strong bathroom cleaner na talagang nakakalinis at nakakapatay ng germs at available pa yan in Lemon scent in 9.50 pesos nalang 30% discount.

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    2. Sitti of TVS

      Sitti of TVS

      Hahahaha.....tawa much... lol... =D

    3. star_angel_becca

      star_angel_becca

      Ahhahhaahahha..aus ah!!domex!!

    4. Crassus

      Crassus

      sila kasi eh. haha :D

  2. Hyberdating = (verb) when a person ignores their friends, in favor of their Boyfriend/Girlfriend.

    1. Crassus

      Crassus

      hello sachi :)

    2. Crassus

      Crassus

      Thanks. :) Keep safe at school :)

    3. Sitti of TVS
  3. If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

    1. private_1st

      private_1st

      pero aminin mo sir, ginawa mo??

    2. Crassus

      Crassus

      I did. :D Sumakit lang ulo ko. :D

  4. The only problem in this world is it lacks Rationality and Logic

    1. DyosangLigaw

      DyosangLigaw

      Another problem could be that people ALWAYS rationalize things they forget how to feel...

    2. Crassus

      Crassus

      emotion is a plus. exactly, they don't know how to feel themselves and others. They lack empathy.

  5. Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      especially if your pull out game is weak

  6. MASTURDATING - (noun) going out alone to a movie or restaurant.

    1. Crassus

      Crassus

      LOL sachi, your imagination always facinates me. haha :D

  7. REALTALK: Hindi lahat ng dadating sa buhay mo eh mananatili syo. Ang iba ay dadaan lang para mag-iwan ng aral. Aral na matututunan sa oras ng kanilang paglisan. At ang iba naman ay dumaan lang para kantutin ka. Lesson: natutunan mo parin ang ibang style....

  8. You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.

  9. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

  10. Sa amin sa Calaca, Batangas nabalitaang may aswang sa isang baryo. Dahil hindi alam ang gagawin ng iba, tumawag sila sa pulisya para ipadampot ang taong sinsabing aswang daw. Dahil medyo gumagabi pinayohan ng pulis na bukas na lang ng umaga nila pupuntahan. Ng dumating ang umuga tumungo ang pulis sa bahay ng kapitan para mag pasama at ng madampot na nga ang taong aswang. Sumama si kapitan at ilang kalalakihan patungo sa bahay ng aswang. Binati sila ng matandang babae na nasa bahay at tinatano...

  11. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

  12. The funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything you its too late for you to stop reading it you dumb f#&k

  13. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

  14. I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 6663629."

  15. Every time I click a Link, the page gave me this look. 500 = internal server error.. Why oh why. ....

  16. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

  17. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

  18. Its good to be friends with PSPs, because they are more the Real People I know than the Regular ones. And, Hindi naman ako GM. haha

  19. Music Mode: SounDragon, Blue21: Blue Magic (Running Mix)

  20. Business mode : ON

  21. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

  22. A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting.

  23. Love your enemies.. it pisses them off.

  24. CELLFISH - (noun) an individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people.

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