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Ladies, don’t let your boyfriend get in the way of you meeting your future husband. If you’ve been dating for more than 3 years and no ring, chances are he’ll never marry you.

It’s annoying when people say their nationality and hyphenated it with american. For example ‘african-american’, filipino-american, and so on. It’s either you’re a filipino or an American or neither! Because nobody bloody CARES. 
 

Silent Night, Artic night 🥶

Merry Christmas everybody! 

Hi there, Stranger

I can’t believe Mob Psycho 100 is so awesome!!! 

The Scorpion and the frog

A scorpion asks a frog to carry him across a river on its back. The frog hesitates out of fear that the scorpion will sting him.

The scorpion argues that if he stings the frog in the middle of the river, they will both drown, so it wouldn’t make sense for him to do so.

The frog agrees and allows the scorpion on its back. Halfway across the river, however, the scorpion does indeed sting the frog.

As they are both about to drown, the frog asks why the scorpion stung him when it would mean his demise as well.

The scorpion replies “It’s my nature.”

Moral lesson is that vicious people will always be vicious and they will never change. 

Character is destiny. People don’t change who they are.  Good women will respect a healthy boundary. Bad women, women that belong to the streets, they won’t care. - Dr. Corey Wayne.

Cassie Brown's separated - according to Sly Castro. ' I can't wait till I get my hands on her juicy melons! ' He whispered at me and cackled at the same time. ' She does swing both ways, y'know. The winner takes all and a 100 bucks.' I replied with a jerk on the elbow and Sly nodded approvingly. I was bisexual, single and raising my young daughter in a farm, I wasn't looking for a serious relationship until Cassie Brown sashayed on the agency floor on her red loubotins. Her long legs and her body is just delicious, I honestly don't like the Katrashians but she's definitely like Kylie Jenner.  With Cassie, she got a huge ball of fire on her head. ( she's a red-head)

She was no ordinary account rep either, she was THE account rep who got our placement for this year's superbowl. She must have gotten thousands of dollars for her commission.

It was midyear and work was very lucrative, we were always up to our eyeballs at work and at the same time, I lost Cassie Brown to Sly Castro and a $100. Sly was always keen with the ladies at work and he picks the new ones too and oh boy! he'd let me know EVERYTHING. 

' I f#cked Cassie Brown, Kat! I did it ! but my god, her b00bs were fake'. Sly said while we were out for lunch and buying a socks at the Target store. ' Sly, were you born under a rock or what?! every woman in this city got fake b00bies, there's no telling! " I replied and laughed and he said ' That's true but listen, I had a difference experience with her and it's memorable and I will never DO her again!" he exclaimed. ' You'll see, Kat, You'll see! ' he shrugged and he didn't say another word about it. Then Sly changed the subject like clockwork.  

Months later Cassie asked me out and we hit it off right away.  I wasn't keen yet to sleep with her because I was like a giddy teenager with her heart on her sleeve! I was definitely on a cloud of youthful angst, body odor and such like when we kissed for the first time.

It's the kiss that you can't keep up with, the type that you can go on and on and you just don't want stop from there, I was definitely reaching down her top and squeezed her juicy 'cantalopes' and it was firm, soft and smooth and it felt like butter sliding down my fingertips.

Everytime I'd be at work , Sly would ask if we have DONE it yet and I said No and told him to piss off. He looked at me with ornery eyes and asked again if we had s%x and I said Not yet but we will! and he teased me for being an a s s. for not 'laying with her. A few weeks later, Sly was transferred to our regional office in Chicago for 4 months and back.

Needless, to say, I am a Romantic. It takes time for the pot to start pissing hot water out of the lid. That's me, That's Kat. Cassie respected that - she said she's also the same although Sly was an exception. I wondered why but I didn't dwell on that ' predicament' at all. I was heavily infatuated with her.

I was so drunk with her perfume, I was so enthralled with this tall lady with very 'ample' features.
 I was so excited when she asked me to come to her apartment for dinner.After 5 months of  dating exclusively,  I think I was ready and ovulating at the same time - I was so horny. 

After salads and lousy french dressing, We sauntered into her bedroom and we were kissing intensely like a drunk without a drink for days! her sheets were so soft and slippery and I can remember she was as hot as a summer day and I was so turned on that I was about to remove my clothes and she said she'd do it for me. 

I was lying in bed on my undies, She told me to lay in bed and close my eyes for a bit which I did. She switched off the lights and the street light and the cars were behind the curtains and next thing I knew, I felt IT. 

It was hard as a rock and I ultimately fumbled in the sheets and about to sh i t on her sheets when I realized that Cassie has a pen i s.

I jumped out off the  bed like a cat on a hot tin roof and she said that she has some explaining to do so she asked me to sit with her. ' I was wanting to tell you, Kat, but I'm fighting over reality and this dream we have together, I honestly don't want to wake up in this dream.'
I looked at her and she was about to cry and all her explanations were just gibberish junk to me. About her transition, about how she went overseas to get a boob job among other things  because she felt unloved, her husband got tired of the charade and left her. 

We had sex that night, I was willing to give in to her even for one night, and she was all in for me. Despite of all that, I was living the moment. With my boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever you call it. You can watch a scene in Pron hub if you like - I was holding on to her melons as she f *cked me to pieces. It felt weird at first but I just couldn't wait to get my pipes cleaned! 

We've dated for a few more months until we parted ways - She was seeking therapy and contemplating on gender reassignment surgery. Then she started seeing other people other than me, there's my exit sign right there. Cassie resigned before the lockdown and moved to North Dakota. 

I actually remembered that night after Cassie and I broked up , I called Sly and asked for my money back. He said that he only meant to touch her melons and not all the way, and I knew it was a f-cking lie! He laughed so hard as I told him we did it. He said he bolted out of the apartment at the moment  she showed her  p e' nis to him. 

Sly said Donardo had s e x with every girl and guy at work so he knew about her reputation from a collegue and never told me about it.
Cassie was Donardo, who would have ever thought. 

Kulit! Bakit ka ganyan? ☹️ May tampo ako sa’yo. 

Idol! Salamat sa’yo! Thank you for the jokes! Wasak ang kalaban. Bwahahaha.

Paalala lang po : Hindi po ako bayarang babae. Hindi lahat ng kababaihan naririto ay naghahanap ng ka-iyotan. 

Maayos po akong kausap. All in good fun. 

Thanks! 

Anything worse than Netflix's'Birdhouse'?

Kate Spade commited suicide just today. how sad.

The master storyteller Philip Roth passed away, I love Portnoy’s complaint. Missing you already.

Thank you for the warm message! Very heartfelt!

Merry Christmas!

Happy New Year!

I'm at heart a gentleman

pikon ako kasi..like ko na itong si Kuya e..ako pa binasted....Kuya naman, parang awa mo na..LOL

Nakakapikon, sabi niya huling sulat ko na to, kasi nagantay ako ng matagal..di rin tayo magiging tayo e..may asawa po kayo sir.

Haay, bakit ganun? pinagpalit mo na ako? babalik ka na sa asawa mong tigang? LOL

Happy New Year! Sorry for being busy, tons of work. An executive job isn't easy.