lexiepurr

When my grandma died Q3 of last year. I could actually swear that it was the last time i also hugged her on the hospital bed.

Have you had an abortion?

wtf was that?

could do a stand up with that line on her/his signature.

I'm never a team player. I excel better when left to do my f#&king job as i pleased.

Do you know which word was most used in the entire history? Man or Time?

Return To Innocence - Enigma

It was all just sex for me baby.. I never meant to mislead you.

Boston - Augustana

Says he's not a negative person.

If by ice skating you mean gliding by the rink and falling half the time it takes you to stand up and actually skate, then yes. I believe i excel in that.

Ever been to Boston?

Number 1 is married with a kid on the way.

Number 2 is living in sin with a cheating wife of some hotshot lawyer.

Number 3 is still a good friend. We started out as childhood buddies, you can't let that s@%t go.

Number 4 is single, looking but not for girls.

Number 5 is well, uhh on his way out of the closet too.

Somehow, they either get married, have affairs or turn gay. WHY???

"I'm going to bed, talk to you tomorrow."

and all of a sudden, he walks in the very same club you're in. He is with someone else..

• Impeccable driving AND parking skills
• Quick wit
• Smirks at every cheesy line i try to fly by him
• Eats M&M plain in all colors except my favorite, Red.
• Same rule with Skittles,
  
• The fresh-off-the-shower scent
• Plaid boxers

Colorblind - Counting Crows

Maybe Tomorrow - Stereophonics

One of These Days - Michelle Branch

African Child - Infant Sorrow

Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner

If I could write you a song to make you fall in love

I would already have you up under my arm

I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this

But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me

You got designer shades just to hide your face and

You wear 'em around like you're cooler than me

And you never say "hey" or remember my name

And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

You got your high brow shoes on your feet

And you wear 'em around like it ain't s@%t

But you don't know the way that you look

When your steps make that much noise

Shh, see I got you all figured out

You need every one's eyes just to feel seen

Behind your make up nobody knows who you even are

Who do you think that you are?

If I could write you a song to make you fall in love

I would already have you up under my arm

I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this

But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me

You got designer shades just to hide your face and

You wear 'em around like you're cooler than me

And you never say "hey" or remember my name

And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

You got your high brow switch in your walk

And you don't even look when you pass by

But you don't know the way that you look

When your steps make that much noise

Shh, see I got you all figured out

You need every one's eyes just to feel seen

Behind your make up nobody knows who you even are

Who do you think that you are?

If I could write you a song to make you fall in love

I would already have you up under my arm

I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this

But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me

You got designer shades just to hide your face and

You wear 'em around like you're cooler than me

And you never say "hey" or remember my name

And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

Now don't you dare act like you know don't know

Know what's up? 'Cause your nose is up

I'm approaching up, pshh, yup

Like I can't give you winter in the summer

A summer in the winter, Miami in December

Trying to look bored in them Diors, she probably is

Was acting shallow 'til she found out how deep that my pockets is

Mrs. pre-Madonna, this is your reminder

That I think you fine, but I'm finer

'Cause it sure seems

('Cause it sure seems)

You got no doubt

(That you got no doubt)

But we all see

(We all see)

You got your head in the clouds

(Clouds)

If I could write you a song to make you fall in love

I would already have you up under my arm

(Under my arm)

I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this

But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me

You got designer shades just to hide your face and

You wear 'em around like you're cooler than me

And you never say "hey" or remember my name

And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

Too Shy To Say - Stevie Wonder

Lately - Jodeci

Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey

Fantasy - Mariah Carey feat. ODB

My potty mouth and unbelievable mood swings.

Today, i am thoroughly pissed but some sweet guy made it all better. You kissed me boo-boo away Tush.

My Love - The Dream feat. Mariah Carey

Thanks for understanding me. I care for you Tush. Please.. Just give me time.