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how much douche could a douchebag douche if a douchebag could bag douche?

we're all in the game, just on different levels; dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

if you want to hate me, do it. i don't give two f*cks.

once you give a hater your undivided attention, you have just given up your power.

never allow yourself to be defined by someone else's opinion of you.

let go of the things that hurt you in your past, they don't deserve any room in your future.

all guys should learn from Mario Bros. no matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ llıɥuʍop llɐ s,ʇı 'ʇsnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ʎɐɹʇǝq noʎ uǝɥʍ

when life's giving you lemons, turn 'em all to lemonade!

"love isn't just a feeling. it's shaving your balls." -- michelle annabeth flaherty, american pie: the wedding

there's a purpose for everybody you meet. some are test to you. some will use you. some will teach you. and some will bring the best in you.

"sometimes it's something. sometimes it's meaningful. sometimes it's caressing faces and fingers intertwined. whispering little secrets in the ear. and sometimes a f*ck is just a f*ck. it's grinding your sh*t. it's emptying your balls and falling asleep right after you cum. and that's what you and i are gonna do to one another coz that's what friends are for." -- Young People F*cking

it doesn't matter who you used to be. what matters is who you have become.

a visionary has left us today. rest in peace, mr jobs. you really made a dent in the universe.

first, it was greenwich. next, chowking, then, mang inasal. now, it's burger king. jollibee should have devil horns instead of antennas!!

----------E stick this fork in the red sox because they are DONE!! *evil laugh*

the AL east is ours, boys! all's good in the Yankees Universe!

mind. heart . purpose. goal.

the heart is a tough muscle. it can take a squeeze or two.

condoms aren't completely safe, as advertised. one guy was wearing one and got hit by a bus. true story!

still can't think of a better place to be at right now

truth is only as real as our delusion allows -- Wu Wei

“what you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.” -- Don Draper, Mad Men

"l'unica cosa peggiore di cui si parla non si sta parlando." a work in regress.

haters don't really hate you, they hate themselves. coz you're a reflection of what they wish to be.