JackMeOff

Overheard at a strip joint during a bachelor party.

Groom-To-Be: Thank you for coming boss, it really means a lot to me.

Boss: Its the least I can do, every condemned man needs his last hurrah.

Groom-To-Be: Your joking sir right? About the condemned part?

Boss: Of course I am, marriage is the greatest institution on earth. I'm envious of you.

Groom-To-Be: Then why are you still single then?

Boss: Envious, not stupid.