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Noynoy,

Every crisis exposes you as a know-nothing, do-nothing president.

You really are good for nothing.

Malas!

Dear Noynoy,

Is my logic 101 correct?

Kung walang corrupt, walang mahirap.

The statistics of your people show that the number of poor has not changed since 2006

Therefore, corruption has not changed since 2006

In short, your administration is just as corrupt as the one you keep castigating.

Tama?

 

Ito pa. Since you are a driver, you would probably understand this simple logic.

The rear view mirror is a lot smaller than the windshield

Therefore, more concentration should be placed on the windshield rather than the rear view mirror.

Otherwise, the rear view mirror would have been made bigger than the windshield

Or, the driver's seat would have been designed facing back

3 years kana and you still keep talking about the past administration

Is that really as far as what your brain can do?

 

Agree.

Here is a comment from Nigel Pope of Singapore on Gary Oliver's column that appeared in Manila Standard today.

Aquino is not the son of real heroes or real martyrs.

Look at his family line.

His father and paternal grandfather committed treason: the father with Malaysia, the grandfather with Japan. His father wasn't martyred: he was murdered by a former ally. Here's your proof: the mother never released the results of the investigation while she was president.

As for the mother, I am sorry but she is no hero or saint when she was responsible for the murder of unarmed farmers protesting with the goal of getting back from her family the land that they had legally owned for decades.

That's the reality of the Aquino family. Only in the Philippines does the national lack of critical thinking elevate them to hero status. A family like that in any other nation would be the QUISLINGS and BENEDICT ARNOLDs of that nation.

Noynoy is screwing up because his natural inclination is to betray his countrymen. Treason is in his blood. It's his highest calling.

The only purpose of the two Aquino presidencies that the Philippines has been cursed with is to protect the oligarchs. The job of an Aquino is to make sure that anti-FDI provisions of the Constitution remain in place. that way, the average Pinoy will stay poor or be forced to work as an OFW but the oligarchs will continue to enjoy the overwhelming bulk of the country's wealth without threat of competition.

And that's why Noynoy remains president despite his laziness, incompetence, general mismanagement, lack of leadership skills, corruption of Congress, treason with China, treason with Malaysia: for all of these things he continues to fulfil his only real purpose and that is to ensure that there is no constitutional change that might damage the wealth and protected status of the oligarchs.

Pnoy,

Ano ang itinatago mo sa publiko?

Sabi ni Tiglao sa Manila Times ngayon, di ka nagbibigay ng schedule of daily activities, wala kang press conference, di ka halos nagpapatawag ng cabinet meeting, di ka rin nakikipag-usap sa iyong mga spokesperson. Ang masama pa, di rin inaaudit ang Office of the President ng COA. Nagtatrabaho ka ba? Saan-saan napupunta ang iyong intelligence funds at discretionary funds? Ang President's social fund na mula sa PAGCOR?

Sa daang matuwid, dapat nagtatrabaho ang pangulo. Dapat transparent ang pangulo.

Di ba?

Noynoy,

Senate ok's sin tax bill.

Comelec ok's Akbayan.

FOI remains in limbo.

So, what Noynoy wants, Noynoy gets?

Noynoy,

Is your administration corrupt o is it simply incompetent? Here is a report from Tiglao in today's Inquirer:

Smuggling in the Philippines is at its worst under President Aquino’s administration, with the smuggled value averaging $19.6 billion annually, an explosion from the comparable figures of $3.1 billion and $3.8 billion yearly during the terms of Presidents Joseph Estrada and Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, respectively.

Noynoy,

 

Inasar mo raw ang emir ng Qatar kaya dali-daling lumayas sa Pilipinas apat na oras lamang mula nang dumating siya rito.

 

Ayon sa kolum ni Jojo Robles,hiniling daw sa iyo ng emir ang mga karagdagang flight ng Qatar Airways sa Pilipinas, pero kaagad mo raw sinopla. Sinabi mo raw na hindi posibleng mangyari ang kanyang kahilingan. Sa galit daw ng emir, agad-agad itong umalis sa Pilipinas. Ngayon, ayaw nang aprubahan ng emir ang $1 bilyong imvestment package ng Qatar para sa Pilipinas. Dahil sa impluwensya ng emir, atubili na rin daw pumunta rito ang mga ibang mamumuhunang mula sa Middle East.

 

Kung nagpakita ka lamang ng mabuting asal sa emir, dapat sana namumuhunan na rito ang Qatar at ang mga iba pang taga Midle East.

 

Sayang.

May follow up si jojo robles sa kanyang kolum ngayon. Kaya raw sinopla ni Aquino ang emir ng Qatar ay dahil may pinoprotektahan itong isang oligarch na sumuporta sa kanya noong nakaraang halalan.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk

Noynoy,

Inasar mo raw ang emir ng Qatar kaya dali-daling lumayas sa Pilipinas apat na oras lamang mula nang dumating siya rito.

Ayon sa kolum ni Jojo Robles,hiniling daw sa iyo ng emir ang mga karagdagang flight ng Qatar Airways sa Pilipinas, pero kaagad mo raw sinopla. Sinabi mo raw na hindi posibleng mangyari ang kanyang kahilingan. Sa galit daw ng emir, agad-agad itong umalis sa Pilipinas. Ngayon, ayaw nang aprubahan ng emir ang $1 bilyong imvestment package ng Qatar para sa Pilipinas. Dahil sa impluwensya ng emir, atubili na rin daw pumunta rito ang mga ibang mamumuhunang mula sa Middle East.

Kung nagpakita ka lamang ng mabuting asal sa emir, dapat sana namumuhunan na rito ang Qatar at ang mga iba pang taga Midle East.

Sayang.

Noynoy,

Pinauulanan ka na ngayon ng galit ng mga taong nababastusan sa wheelchair joke mo. Wala ka raw breeding, wala ka raw class, tasteless daw ang joke mo.

Noong isang araw lamang, nakunan kang nakikipagkamay sa isang Tsinong diplomat na nakabulsa ang isang kamay.

Kamakailan lamang, harap-harapan mong pinagbabatikos si Noli De Castro sa isang event ng ABS-CBN mismo. Ginawa mo rin ito kay Corona.

Noong mag-ikot ka sa panahon ng kalunos-lunos na trahedyang dulot ng baha, marami ang nakakitang nakangiti ka pa.

Nang puntahan mo ang bus kung saan naganap ang malagim na hostage crisis sa Rizal Park, marami ang nakapunang nakangisi ka pa, kaya lalong nagalit sa iyo ang mga taga-Hongkong.

Wala ka nga bang breeding? O, abnormal ka lang talaga?

Ano ang sagot, Kris Aquino?

Noynoy,

Grabe ka. Tataasan mo na naman ang ang bayad sa mga serbisyo ng gobyerno. Kung kukuha ako ng birth certificate sa NSO, halimbawa, P500 na ngayon ang babayaran ko. Dati mga P200 lamang ang binabayaran ko sa pagkuha ng birth certificate.

Akala ko ba hindi ka magpapataw ng bagong buwis? Indirect taxation ang pagtataas sa bayad sa mga serbisyo ng gobyerno. Dapat nga hindi na kami magbabayad kahit isang kusing sa mga serbisyong ito dahil nagabayad na kami ng buwis. Di ba kaya kami nagbabayad ng buwis para makapagbigay ng mga kinakailangang serbisyo ang gobyerno?

Hihintayin mo pa bang mapuno na ang sambayanang Pilipino? Alalahanin mo, maraming goibyerno ang bumagsak dahil sa paniniil sa mga tao.

Marubdob kong tinututulan ang Exec. Order No. 31 mo!

Noynoy,

Nakunan kang nakikipagkamay kay Vice Foreign Minister Fu Ying ng China na nakapasok ang kaliwang kamay sa bulsa. Sabi ng mga nakaaalam, undiplomatic gesture daw ito. Wala bang nagtuturo sa iyo kung ano ang dapat gawin sa pakikipagharap sa mga diplomatiko? Kulang ka raw sa kaalaman sa protocol at sa tamang gawing diplomatiko.

Nakakahiya! Umayos ka naman!

Noynoy,

COA: P101 B lost to corruption last year.

Daang matuwid? Malaking kalokohan.

Amando Doronila. He has not sold his pen to anyone. He has not had his brother or sister appointed to a government position, like President of SSS. Knowledgeable.

Dear Noynoy,

After getting rid of Corona, you now control the three branches of government. You have reduced even the Supreme Court to shameful subservience.

Now, you are using the Corona template to control the fourth estate -- the press.

By berating de Castro to his face, you have struck fear in the heart of every journalist. You have sent a message that you will brook no criticism from the media.

I am sure you and your yellows will force de Castro to resign or coerce his employers to fire him to complete your control of media.

Galing mo talaga!

Noynoy,

Mahathir, in his UST speech, opined that Philippine democracy breeds mediocre leaders. Prove that Mr. Mahathir is wrong.

Hoy Noy!

 

Doing an Imelda? It won't work!

 

Instead of wasting money on doleouts and cover-ups, use the money to focus on giving these squatters a compelling reason to give up living in these areas. If you don't undersatnd this, you're not fit to continue as president...

 

Hypocrisy. Kunwari walang iskwater. Kunwari walang korap. Kunwari nagtatrabaho.

Tama na, Noynoy. Bistado ka na!

In Malacanang, the late Chino Roces delivered a speech in front of Cory Aquino, lambasting the "highwaymen" -- some of her relatives and friends -- who had been engaging in corrupt activities with impunity. Cory was stunned, but she never lifted a finger to stem the tide of corruption in her government.

Noynoy,

Tinatanggap mo na ba ang mapait na katotohanan -- na walang respeto sa iyo ang China?

Sa pagpapadala ng mga barko at eroplano sa Scarborough Shoal, hinihiya ka ng China. Wala kang magawa.

Di mo pa alam ang sagot ng US, ipinahayag mo agad na hihingi ka ng tulong sa kanila. Ngayong sinabi ni Clinton na neutral ang US sa alitan ng China at Phl sa Scarborough Shoal, napahiya ka na naman.

Amateur ka sa diplomasya. Wala kang alam sa pamamahala.

Nagtataka ka pa na walang respeto sa iyo ang China?

Noynoy,

 

Ngayon SM Baguio naman ang sumuway sa TRO. 'Yun ba ang leading by example?

 

 

 

Noynoy,

 

Are you so deathly afraid of what the Chinese might do that your plan is to kowtow to them and just get through the next 4 years until you can pass the problem on to someone else?

 

 

 

They've got photos of our president on TV, he's got his mouth all puckered up trying to kiss some pretty girl. Is that his primary agenda, dating pretty girls?

 

This is. the most. depressing. thread. Ever.

I can understand. Reading about the flaws and frailties of Noynoy is indeed depressing.

Noynoy,

Reports have it that you were seen with Grace Lee at the Manila Peninsula a few days ago from 2 AM to 7 AM. I wonder if, after your date with Ms Lee, you still have the energy to deal with the problems of the country.

Noynoy,

Di mo raw tinutupad ang mga pangako mo. Ayon sa Human Rights Watch nangako ka noong 2010 na dudurugin mo ang mga private army. Ngunit ngayon, nananatiling namamayagpag ang mga pribadong armadong grupo.

Sinabi mo ring wawakasan mo ang mga extra judicial killing. Ngunit ngayon, halos araw-araw may pinapatay.

Sinabi mong iiwasan mo ang pagbiyahe sa labas ng bansa. Ngunit ngayon, nagkakasunud-sunod ang mga biyahe mo sa iba't ibang bansa.

Sinabi mong lilikha ka ng trabaho para sa mga OFW para hindi na nila kailangang lumabas ng bansa. Ngayon, patuloy mong pinasisigla ang pamamasukan ng mga Pilipino sa ibang bansa.

Sinabi mong ipamamahagi mo ang Hacienda Luisita sa mga magsasaka. Ngunit ngayon, mahigpit pa rin ang hawak ng mga Cojuangco sa hasyenda.

Marami ka pang pangakong napako.

Ngunit bale wala ito sa mga tagasuporta mo. Wala ka mang gawing maganda para sa bansa, nasa likod mo pa rin sila. Patuloy silang nagbubulag-bulagan, nagbibingi-bingihan, nagpipipi-pihan sa mga hubad na katotohanan.

Hanggang Aquino ang pangalan mo mananatili kang sikat sa mga tagasuporta mo.

Isa mang bangungot ang panunungkulan mo, di pa rin magigising ang mga loyalista mo.

Grabe!

Noynoy,

Jojo Robles wrote this in his column in today's issue of the Manila Standard (March 30, 2012):

A tale from the riverside: The guards were in a panic at the Big House. The Boss was running late for a 10 a.m. outside appointment, but nobody knew where he was.

A search party was organized. The guards looked in all the rooms, but they couldn’t find the Boss.

Finally, just when they were about to leave one room, the Boss suddenly burst out of a closet. He was laughing maniacally.

“You think you could find me that easy?” he asked the guards, mockingly. “Well, I pulled a fast one on you!”

To this day, the guards talk in hushed tones amongst themselves about this weird occurrence. No one can still explain it—and no one has the courage to ask the Boss what it was, exactly, that he was trying to do.

Please say this isn't true.

Kung totoo ito, lagot tayo.

dear Pnoy,

 

 

... i just love manilatonight !...this is the place where the minority becomes the majority....hahaha...

You are right. You know why? Those who participate in this forum are aware of the issues. They cannot be hoodwinked by yellow journalism. They cannot be swayed even by the subtlest propaganda. Their ideas are untrammelled by blind loyalty to an individual, a political clan, or a political color.

Sa Tagalog: Di utu-uto ang karamihan sa mga nagbabasa ng forum na ito.

hahaha...don't you think, i did not know that...

check out the definition of parody...

 

before you make a comment...

So, your piece is a parody of my post. Here are two definitions of parody from Encarta Dictionary:

1. amusing imitation: a piece of writing or music that deliberately copies another work in a comic or satirical way

2. poor imitation: an attempt or imitation that is so poor that it seems ridiculous

Microsoft® Encarta® 2007. © 1993-2006 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

Your parody is not an "amusing imitation" of my post. It neither amuses Camiar nor Nick Fury.

Is it then a "poor imitation" of my post? The readers be the judge.

At least, your parody flatters me no end. As they say "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

Noynoy,

Matagal nang nagbabala ang KLM na ititigil nito ang direct. flight sa Pilipinas mula Europa kapag hindi ibinaba ang napakataas na aviation tax. Wala kang ginawa. Abala ka kasi sa sa iyong venganza laban kay Gloria at Corona. Nalihis din ang pokus mo ng paniningalang-pugad mo sa isang Koreana.

Ngayon, nagpasya ang KLM na kanselahin na ang direct flight nito sa Pilipinas mula Europa. Wala nang airline na direktang maghahatid sa Pilipinas ng mga turista at negosyante mula sa Europa. Dahil nagnoynoying ka sa kaso ng KLM, mababawasan ang pagdating sa Pilipinas ng mga turistang Europeo.

Di bale. Bale wala ang Katamaran, Katangahan, at Kahangalan mo sa iyong mga tagasuporta. Mamahalin ka pa rin nila kahit dalhin mo pa sa kadiliman ang ating bansa.

At ipagtatanggol pa nila nang buong tapang ang iyong KKK.

Malas!