Qui-Gon Jinn

Naalala ko kahapon si Rene Requiestas (RIP) dun sa pelikulang Starzan...yung nasa ilog siya tapos nag-e-echo...bagay yung sagot ng echo para dun sa ULTRA kahapon...sabi nga ng echo ni CHEETAEH: "ULOL, SINUNGALING, PANGIT, PANGIT!"

dear noynoy,

 

akin na lang yung ibis mo... may customized ellsworth ka naman na e.

unahan na lang tayo sa ibis pare!

tsaka nga pala Penoy, bawal ang nakanganga sa trail baka pasukan ng kung anu-anong insekto bibig mo!

Was this a major "point" for him to receive a passing grade in his first year?

that is his only point yehey pasado agad...ang taas ng standard ng mga pinoy!

si Grace Lee naman target ni kalbo...ano na nangyari dun sa ka-date sa hotdogs concert? basted ulit?

Well at least Erap literally declared war against the insurgents in Mindanao using the forces of the military.

And Noynoy declared war against...WANG WANG! :P:P YEBAH!

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actually, jackpot si mar roxas sa dotc.

kung magagawa niya yung gusto niya...as it is na box out siya ni ochoa.

bilib ako sa iyo...nauto mo na naman si Mar Roxas wahahaha!

Buti na lang hindi ko binoto si Penoy

hindi mo nga binoto kaso siya pa din presidente natin...yung 14 Million plus na pinoy gusto magpakant*t sa pw*t kaso pati tayo nadamay!

Penoy,

walang vacuum sa judiciary...ang vacuum nasa executive department...ang vacuum yung presidency!

eto pa sabi: Mr. Aquino wondered whether the anti-graft court had listened to the testimonies of witnesses during congressional hearings on the controversial plea bargain.

P*ta ka talaga akala mo gospel truth na sinasabi sa congressional hearings?

Dear abNoy,

 

Mukhang may "GOOD NEWS" daw kayo sa May 1 sabi ni Lacierda, o baka naman PALPAK NA PREMATURE ANNOUNCEMENT na naman to?! Base sa track record nyo at ng mga alipores mo, mukhang comedy na naman kakalabasan dyan sa PAUTOT ni Edwin Lacierda tungkol sa "good news" announcement mo kuno sa May 1 para sa mga manggagawa.

 

ABANGAN!

ang nakakatawa si Baldoz walang kaalam alam tungkol sa good news ni Lacierda...a baka sa May 1 sisipain na si Lacierda! GOOD NEWS NGA! :rolleyes:

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mas bagay ba sa iyo, pre?

hahaha! iinom na lang natin yan!

okay lang yan...at least libre na si tintin...di sila bagay ni Chiz!

Hoy Abnoy,

 

Dapat hindi ka na nagbisita inglesia, nagpapako ka na lang sa krus at ako ang sisibat sa iyo demonyo ka!

pota, dito ako natawa ng todo!

@ Jops,

Bro ang alam ko okay kay Chiz hanggang second hand lang...sa sasakyan yun ha...di ko alam pwede rin pala siya sa 5th hand na laspag. Kris Aquino? That will definitely destroy his presidential run in 2016.

Please naman Noynoy...ipadama mo naman sa amin na mayroon kaming gobyernong masasandalan.

@Jops,

wala ring puso yun...puro ulo!

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ang puso mo.......

hindi ako saging...wala akong puso!

boycott din natin yung mga smoke belchers na galing sa bibig ang usok. yung mga malalakas magyosi.... dahil pollutants din mga yan.

Tang*ina mo Noynoy ang smoke belchers hinuhuli hindi binoboyctt! yun na lang sasabihin ko. napapamura na talaga ako ulit, sobra na kaugokan nitong taong to.

sounds like gloria.

tapos gawin mong engot!

taenang Noynoy to talagang bopol...sabihin ba naman sa publiko na "iboykot ang mga smoke belchers na sasakyan...e putan*ina mo kung utusan mo lahat ng ahensyang involved na hulihin ang mga smoke belchers e di mas maganda pa pakinggan. napakadaming ASBU units na nagkakalat tapos mananawagan ka sa publiko ng boycott. engot talaga!

yung kalbong barbero sa tapat ng San Felipe Neri dito sa Manda.

mas masaya ang maglalaban for president na 3rd generation: borgy v. joshua.

pota, ganda ng match up...patas na patas!

Baka naman ..press release lang yang istoryang na-basted para tantanan na ang kanyang lovelife ...bwekekekekekekekeke!

diba yung mga nakapaligid naman kay Pnoy yung nagkakalat ng love story niya...may nakita lang nga na anak ng isang congressman, kinabukasan ang press release na nasa front page pa ng inquirer e handa na si Pnoy na magkaanak - NGUNIT WALANG ASAWA...tagahugas ka daw, ng pinggan sa may ermita...ay teka masyadong nadala sa pinakikinggan...

seriously pare, halimbawa si Madam Auring naging president at niligawan ka, magpapakasal ka ba? parang ganun din yan pare, in six years wala na yung power at ang matitira sa iyo isang matandang kulubot...hindi ako magtataka sa ginawa ni Liz Uy.

potah kababawan na tong ginagawa natin...mabuhay ang kababawan!

Dear Pnoy,

Binasted ka pala ni Liz Uy? Okay lang yan, alalahanin mo si John Loyd yung ex niyan - gwapo, sikat at nasa peak ng career, mahaba pa milyahe, e ikaw nga naman in six years hindi ka na presidente - isang 56 years old na kalbuhin at laging nakanganga ka na lang nun, si Liz 34 years old hot mama...baka ipagpalit ka rin, mahirap maiputan sa ulo, kalbo ka pa naman. hanap ka na lang ng iba.

Hoy Noynoy,

yung mga tao mo sa Department Of Tourism NAGNANAKAW NG IDEA! suhetuhin mo naman! PANGIT PA KINALABASAN!

POLSKA KAY GANDA...PILIPINAS NANGOPYA!

The Honasan led coups (including the one against FM) were all done for just one reason, that is to put Juan Ponce Enrile as president of the Philippines.

Correct! and the one coup attempt led by trillanes who was granted amnesty by PNoy was done for one reason...To INSTALL "KUYA" as leader of a military junta...KUYA=GREG HONASAN!

Dear PNoy,

Hanggang ngayon takot ka pa din kay Greg Honasan?

Eto ang trabaho ng magaling naming mayor sa mandaluyong binuntis ang Ms. Mandaluyong (Ang sweet ng mayor namin bwekekekekekeke!)

 

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Pareng Qui Gon Jin, Kaya pala walang pera ang kaban ng bayan!

Oo nga...kasi nasa Kaban ng HIYAS BWAHAHAHA!

potaena Idol kita BenHur! Iboboto na kita next time!

Dear PNoy,

It's either you hire new SCRIPTWRITERS or JUST MOVE ON...dalawang linggo na nakatali pa din yung Pilipinas dun sa nangyari at ikaw kailangan pang gumawa ng kung anu anong gimik at presscon na hindi na necessary...Just do better next time...I mean do a better job next time - hindi do a better presscon next time.

PUTANGINANG FLOYD GAYWEATHER TO...BABAE LANG ANG KAYA... http://www.tmz.com/2...estic-violence/

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Suspect in Domestic Violence

9/9/2010 10:30 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned ... Floyd Mayweather Jr. is a suspect in a battery domestic violence case.

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Multiple cop cars from the Las Vegashttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif Metro Police Department showed up at Mayweather's home early this morning. We're told cops received a call at 5:03 AM from Floyd's baby mama, Josie Harris, who claimed the boxer attacked her.

Sources tell TMZ Harris went to Southern Hills Hospital in Las Vegas at some point after the incident and has now left.

Law enforcementhttp://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif sources say police were unable to find Floyd and are now looking to interview him.

Cops want to speak to Floyd before determining if they will arrest him.

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The photo above was taken at one of Floyd's homes in Vegas moments ago.

We're told Harris is going to court today to get a restraining order against Mayweather.

In 2003 Harris accused Mayweather of punching and kicking her inside a Bentley in Vegas. Charges were filed but dismissed in 2005 after Harris testified she lied to cops because she was angry that Floyd had left her for another woman.

UPDATE: A man who lives near Harris tells TMZ ... this morning at around 5 AM he awakened after hearing "a blood-curdling scream that sounded like someone was being murdered." The man tells us he then saw someone in front of the house and then noticed two cars speeding off.