In the Philippines, politics isn’t public service — it’s show business with worse acting. 🎭 Mas maingay pa ang campaign jingle kaysa sa tunay na resulta, at bawat press con parang audition para sa next election. 🤡
Every leader enters office shouting “reform,” then spends the term “researching” what that means. Reports pile up, solutions get “studied,” and progress becomes a PowerPoint presentation.
Corruption here is like humidity — everyone feels it, no one escapes it. 💸
Weakness is repackaged as diplomacy, and stupidity is disguised as optimism. “We are studying the issue” really means “We’re betting you’ll forget.”
And we always do — we clap, we laugh, and we line up again on election day. Because in the Philippines, politics isn’t public service anymore. It’s a national religion — where blind faith wins over accountability, every single time. 🙃