JDFortune

Petite, light-skinned, and non-MILF.

The new Insidious is vastly overrated. Malls are doubling down on advertising it by posting those stupid warnings. LMFAO. It was honestly a snooze fest.

Hearsay rule.. WTF man!!

I honestly thought the Arab prince was gonna be annoying.. but he's hilarious as hell. Can't wait for tomorrow's episode!

Done w/ Divorce Attorney Shin.. so good! Did I see hints of romace there in the end? LFG.

You don't say the "H" in "Hublot" and you should never wear "Hublot"

1 more hour before King the Land on Netflix!!

Every rookie watch afficionado's creme de la crop is a Rolex. But the further you go into the collecting game, your tastes get better.

The resale value of a Patek is insane.

Patek, AP and Vacheron are the holy trinity of watches.

I asked my father one time: "Why do you keep buying Rolex or Panerai? Why don't you venture out to Patek and AP? You can clearly afford it."

He replied "If I do, you wouldn't have anything to commemorate surpassing me professionally. A timepiece is suppose to be more than a bling. Every man has a personal story with every watch he wears. When the day comes you'll surpass me in terms of achievements, go buy a Patek or AP for yourself."

I have to say, Rolex ADs are among the most corrupt ever. I’m very fortunate my family already has a purchase history with a certain AD, but i feel bad for any first time buyer because you have to put something under the table only to be placed on a f*cking 2-year waiting list in order to buy your first timepiece. 😂

King the Land episode in a few hours! LFG. Can’t wait to see my kabit Yoona. 😍😂

If you're in law school, never pick a chill prof specially for Remedial Law subjects. Your bar review will thank you later.

Can't wait to see our rooks Lively and Omax tomorrow at the Summer League games!!

The no. 7 looks really weird in the font style used by the Dallas Mavericks

Time to workout

Effin make your own essay maaaaan

Svenska!

Zion is a bust

Just realized the 2019 NBA Draft Class is hella problematic. Players are good but their off-court stuff is pretty bad.

everyone going crazy over not getting taylor swift tickets LMAO

Super Show 10 when

Her: My skin is blooming. Look at it.

Me: Yes, definitely. Ayieee. Maybe your teacher's praises are making you happier.

Her: *gets mad* WTF are you insinuating?!

I'M SO DONE BRO

I ain't answering your calls, b***h.