dinibdib Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 tandaan: masarap ang bawal! Quote Link to comment
MODERATOR Alex_Corvis Posted July 24, 2015 MODERATOR Share Posted July 24, 2015 Happy Wife, Happy Life. Quote Link to comment
Mang.J Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Coming out of a room with another lady, a friend would probably say... "Dude, don't worry, what happens in ------, stays in ------." But instead of that I hear... "Dude, don't worry, what happens in ------...IS MADE IN ------!" Quote Link to comment
gwapingsz1 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Bakit ka magiging 2 timer? kung pwede ka maging stick to five. Yes... Five... Remember your motto, Always challenge your limits. Quote Link to comment
femcasanova Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 A guy told my friend "Mawala ka na, wag lang ang kape" Then my friend answered "MAWALA KA NA!! MARAMING SUSUNOD!" Quote Link to comment
blow_gobi Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Bakit hindi mo subukang gamitin ang mata para makakita at hindi ang puso? Quote Link to comment
filibustero Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Ang manok, pag nakatali, mas madaling hulihin. Quote Link to comment
femcasanova Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 This is what i always say to my pavirgin friends.. sorry for the bastos words "Hay naku, d na uso virgin ngaun, pag d ka magaling, maghahanap sila ng porn star sex sa iba. Worse, iiwan ka" 1 Quote Link to comment
Mzice Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 This is what i always say to my pavirgin friends.. sorry for the bastos words "Hay naku, d na uso virgin ngaun, pag d ka magaling, maghahanap sila ng porn star sex sa iba. Worse, iiwan ka" Agree! Quote Link to comment
Dasmagurl Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Titikman Ka Lang Ng Kupal Na Yan... Quote Link to comment
King Zhou Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Meeting you was a fate.Becoming your friend was a choice.But falling in love with you was beyond my control. Quote Link to comment
Prince_Valiant Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 from a friend of mine on cheating on his gf (now wife):"wala naman masama dun, mahal ko pa din naman si gf(wife).. sa kanya pa din naman ako uuwi" Quote Link to comment
glut_func Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 sa panahon ngayon, anino mo lang ang hindi mang iiwan syo Quote Link to comment
jackpoy54 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Pag nag asawa ka... Tigilan na ang lahat ng bisyo.. mag iwan lang ng isa... ang bisyo ng "hindi pagsabi ng totoo" Quote Link to comment
CardingTigas Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Mahal mo sya, mahal ka din nya, Letse!!! Mas mahal tuition fee mo!!!MAG ARAL KA Quote Link to comment
silvio.blackwater Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 from a friend of mine on cheating on his gf (now wife):"wala naman masama dun, mahal ko pa din naman si gf(wife).. sa kanya pa din naman ako uuwi"I've heard a version of this from a friend of mine. Jistification sa ginagawang kabulastugan. Quote Link to comment
darksoulriver Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 never never admit na may katxtmate kang iba hahaha Quote Link to comment
femcasanova Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Mambabae/manlalake ka basta hindi ka nagkukulang sa original mo Isa paWag na wag kang magpapahuli Quote Link to comment
vocampo Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 ang mga laman nga ng sardinas, hirap ng mag siksikan.. sa pag ibig pa kaya Quote Link to comment
sharkymiketrot Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Dont talk to the driver while the bus is in motion. Basta driver sweet lover. Barya lang po sa umaga. Lol! Figurative yan. Quote Link to comment
JohnJoel Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 mas madaling mahuli ang manok na nakatali Quote Link to comment
rey.etder Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 if you dont want it, dont be in it :-) Quote Link to comment
femcasanova Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 (edited) This one i told a girl na inaway ako kasi txtm8 ko bf nya: Pag nhuhuli mo bf mo.. wag mo muna awayin..ipunin mo lahat.. para pag may mali ka na galit na galit sya sau... nakow!!! Marami kang bala! Boom! Edited September 3, 2015 by femcasanova Quote Link to comment
hannibal smith Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 i didn't back read pero sana wala pa ito from idol Sam YG "kung landi ang pinairal, tapos ang pag-aaral" from my dad "anak, if you can't be good, be safe" kaya ako, always... safe Quote Link to comment
MODERATOR Alex_Corvis Posted September 4, 2015 MODERATOR Share Posted September 4, 2015 "ang lalaking naka singlet, ang hanap boylet" Quote Link to comment
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