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#21 kizmark

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Posted 25 November 2007 - 08:06 PM

bossing mhengh, had a good laugh with what your shared. gave me an idea, hahaha! peace...

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Posted 16 December 2007 - 05:00 PM

i suggest when ordering beer that unopend bottles be served.
para sure lang na walang halo ang beer.

prevention is better than cure.....
was a victim once at a popular bar..

totally wasted after the second sanmig light.. had to get air and lots of water...
buti i had friends there to take me home...

damn. never had experienced something like that. had a bad headache for next three days.


it'll be cumbersome if most bottles have to be opened in front of you <_< .. bars and club are very keen at protecting their reputation and that anxiety of yours would and could not possibly happen unless the club/bar wants their business closed..

never go in alone if newby ka sa bar at mdali ka malasing.. had that prob before sa may mandaluyong.. good thing na near dun mga pinsan q..one call and tapos ang prob.. always have spare change or hidden money sa other pocket.. ung main money mo dont show around.. baka maging biktima ng snatching


know your limits when it comes to drinking.. if you wanna get drunk and be totally safe, just have it in your house..

Edited by ilb4u2nyt, 16 December 2007 - 05:01 PM.


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Posted 16 December 2007 - 05:09 PM

avoid prolonged eye contact if you're a guy to anyone you don't know..

never stare too long to a chick especially if she has companion or belonged to a group...

never comment a negative one on someone you never have acquaintance with.. some people might overheard it and might backfire to you..




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Posted 27 December 2007 - 05:59 PM

avoid prolonged eye contact if you're a guy to anyone you don't know..

never stare too long to a chick especially if she has companion or belonged to a group...

never comment a negative one on someone you never have acquaintance with.. some people might overheard it and might backfire to you..




especially if that someone's name happens to be good ol' borgy :thumbsupsmiley:

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 06:08 PM

especially if that someone's name happens to be good ol' borgy :thumbsupsmiley:


mukang malaki galit mo kay borgy ah.. ehehe..

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Posted 31 December 2007 - 08:48 AM

mukang malaki galit mo kay borgy ah.. ehehe..


hehehhee...di ba obvious?

Edited by -wasted-, 31 December 2007 - 08:48 AM.


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Posted 09 January 2008 - 07:14 PM

hm.. intresting.

those replays here i understod. (aka in english)


simply have the same tip's we have here in Oslo.
Perhaps pubing rules are almost universial.

other tip we got here.
Dont have ur wallet in ur back pocket.
Dont show all ur cash when u pay for drinks.
Dont act bigshot. (throwing money around playing rich)
Dont leav ur drink when u go to toilet.
Dont drink from a glass ur not sure is urs.
Dont drink ur drink if u havent been keeping a eye on it.

and

No matter how big or how strong u are. u are no match for a gun.

Edited by Tjukken, 09 January 2008 - 07:15 PM.


#28 shadowfang

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 10:07 PM

Bar Crime is yung nagwa-123 ka sa inorder mong beer... :lol:

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Posted 11 January 2008 - 09:54 AM

when getting a drink, i would suggest that you try looking at what they mix in. i know that some people mix in a lower grade of alcohol. you wouldn't want clear plastic vodka mixed in rather than your favorite brand. if you can't, you're safer with a flavored version. oh yeah, and make it clear what brand you want. just don't go saying i want a vodka seven or rum coke. sometimes the price difference is just like Php 50, so burn your stomach and liver on something that's worth it.

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Posted 11 January 2008 - 03:06 PM

When I was in my early 20s, I had this friend who was a bum. Bought beer for the guy. Always paid for him to go to the gimmicks with the dabarkads. Anyway, when he finally landed a job as a waiter in some bar in Pasig, he asked me to go there so he can pay me back some. Ililibre ako to one big night of drinking. Ok naman yung place. Dami kong nainom. I had another friend with me since the waiter friend would be working and couldn't sit with me.

After we've consumed maybe a case of beer and I was already pretty drunk, another customer from another table was complaining about his bill to my waiter friend. It was then that I realized that my waiter friend was doing "magic". Ikina-karga niya yung mga beer namin sa kabilang mesa. Jeeesh. I had money to pay for it all, pero subo na. I had to play along. Manager came out to sort out the problem. Ang problema nung nadayang customer is that he SIGNED all the order bills (without looking at it). So nakatakas ang friend ko.

But my experience, even if I ended up on the long end of the stick this time, opened my eyes to the gimmick of these waiters/esses. Check the order bills you are signing. Baka kina-kargahan na kayo. Usong gimmick yan kapag medyo lasing na kayo at medyo madilim ang lugar.

#31 ralphdemitri26

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 07:18 AM

Bar Crime...

How about yung mga girls na namimimeet mo sa Bar part ng bar then inum inum ng konti then charge syo lahat ng bill nya.hehehehehehe

I know places na maraming ganun.hehehe

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:45 AM

Please allow me to add ....

If you and your friends are on a laughing frenzy... avoid looking at another person/group after a long laugh.....
this may insinuate that you are laughing at him/them and his/their narrow/drunk minds may just be "it"

Some guys have the guts to introduce themselves or get aquainted with Ladies of other men .... they steal a moment while the fellows steps into the toilet ...... but beware, a waiter friend may just be on the look, and when the guy comes back, the waiters whisper to the chick's guy may just be "it"

If you are on "Stolen Time", on "On Parole" or "Wanted by the Law" never get into "it"

Do not trust the waiters when before, during and after bar troubles


avoid prolonged eye contact if you're a guy to anyone you don't know..
never stare too long to a chick especially if she has companion or belonged to a group...
never comment a negative one on someone you never have acquaintance with.. some people might overheard it and might backfire to you..



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Posted 22 March 2008 - 07:09 PM

NEVER STARE to anyone..period..if youre interested to meet someone..offer her a drink thru a waiter..but make sure shes not in a company of her BF hehehe..common sense un.. :flowers:

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 07:32 AM

dont ever think you are born lucky and be cautious of girl gangs giving extra ordinary interest to you. they could offer you a big night but instead wake up the next morning in a strange place with a big headache stripped of your money. MO din yun they give you the cutest and youngest of the group to be set up for child abuse to come accross. the worst are those with STD na naghahanap ng kadamay. nothing is free in this world. there could be exceptions... but remember you are NOT one of them.

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Posted 30 March 2008 - 08:52 AM

that's so true. and a good thing to always keep in mind...

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Posted 17 May 2008 - 12:04 AM

wag makipag eye contact lalo sa mga babae. baka may syota na politician, matutukan at mabugbog ka pa

#37 one_S_H_O_T_wonder

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Posted 29 May 2008 - 04:09 PM

wag makipag eye contact lalo sa mga babae. baka may syota na politician, matutukan at mabugbog ka pa


if you can't check out the girls, then what's the point in going to a bar. hehe.

wag lang epal sumilip sa kasama ng may kasama and chances ok yun sa ego guy, in my case nasa isip ko sige brad i-memorize mo na kase ako kasama nito mamaya.hehe.

pero kung mukhang insecure at mukhang malaki laki ang kasama ng chick pero di mo pa ren mapigil sumulyap siguraduhin mong nag drills ka ng weak hand firing with your .45 earlier. hehe.

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 03:21 PM

o yung mga mahilig mag embahada.... pag nakita nyo na si borgy sa area nyo .... Sigaw na kayo ng malakas na UWIAN NA!!!!!!! hehehe joke lang po...


Exonerated pa sa kaso pag binugbog ka nya :upside:


avoid prolonged eye contact if you're a guy to anyone you don't know..

never stare too long to a chick especially if she has companion or belonged to a group...

never comment a negative one on someone you never have acquaintance with.. some people might overheard it and might backfire to you..



Maski sa club ganyan ang ginagawa ko hindi lang sa bars


Bar Crime is yung nagwa-123 ka sa inorder mong beer... :lol:


Estafa yan bro, kakahiya na makulong ka for a measly sum at tatawag ka sa bahay n'yo then sasabihin mo "ma, piyansahan mo ako" o kaya "ma, punta ka sa (name of bar)


Please allow me to add ....

If you and your friends are on a laughing frenzy... avoid looking at another person/group after a long laugh.....
this may insinuate that you are laughing at him/them and his/their narrow/drunk minds may just be "it"

Some guys have the guts to introduce themselves or get aquainted with Ladies of other men .... they steal a moment while the fellows steps into the toilet ...... but beware, a waiter friend may just be on the look, and when the guy comes back, the waiters whisper to the chick's guy may just be "it"

If you are on "Stolen Time", on "On Parole" or "Wanted by the Law" never get into "it"

Do not trust the waiters when before, during and after bar troubles



wag makipag eye contact lalo sa mga babae. baka may syota na politician, matutukan at mabugbog ka pa



if you can't check out the girls, then what's the point in going to a bar. hehe.

wag lang epal sumilip sa kasama ng may kasama and chances ok yun sa ego guy, in my case nasa isip ko sige brad i-memorize mo na kase ako kasama nito mamaya.hehe.

pero kung mukhang insecure at mukhang malaki laki ang kasama ng chick pero di mo pa ren mapigil sumulyap siguraduhin mong nag drills ka ng weak hand firing with your .45 earlier. hehe.


'Wag lang masyadong garapal sa pagtingin and dont lear on her para di obvious...

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:20 PM

be extra careful lang guys..

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Posted 29 September 2008 - 02:14 PM

:goatee: Make sure that you know how many you had consumed.... Bka pagbayad mo eh dami ang naisingit.... Happened to me na and when I caheck pati yosi ng mga gurls sa iyo nka bill.. :goatee:

:thumbsupsmiley: Don't go wasted if your drinking in a bar... :upside:




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