karayuan Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "it's better to cheat than to repeat" Quote Link to comment
devil_lance Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 hahaha i remember pag katapos ng exam or quiz during my highschool years, pagka time is up na tapus di pa tapos yung iba, yung mga magugulong guys sa likod kinakantyawan yung mga humahabol pa ng sagot... "huuy! penis or not penis pass your pepe!" Quote Link to comment
tsinelas25 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 directions: copy the answer Quote Link to comment
parts_unknown Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 "ITS BETTER TO CHEAT THAN TO REPEAT"ON CHEATING TIME-"GOD IS WATCHING US....FROM A DISTANCE"TANTANTAN Quote Link to comment
Clark_Kent Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Mga kaklase ko mahahangin, (ako mdyo lang! ayt!) Pagka-exams nakapagreview sila, sinasabi agad... ayus MANING-MANI pagkapasahan na ng papel... Nung nagchecheck na ng papers, langya naman MA'AM wala dun sa pinareview nyo samin yung mga lumabas na sagot... Quote Link to comment
kamote_alert Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 "Share your answer, Win a Friend" Quote Link to comment
kidyot214 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 (edited) "di bale ng TAMAD......di naman PAGOD!" :upside: Edited August 26, 2006 by kidyot214 Quote Link to comment
lohengrimtams Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 you're not alone Quote Link to comment
kitzsen18 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 exam nanaman, sana madaling exam......... kc nong college ako nde ako nagchecheat Quote Link to comment
koopahl Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Instructor during remedial exams (Chemistry): You are authorized to commit suicide, but only do so after you've returned your paper and test question. We don't want blood spilled over them. Others will do the same next year. Good luck. (Out of 34 who took the remedials, only 2 failed...and no, they didn't commit suicide) Quote Link to comment
zij11zk Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 (edited) During Physical Training in CMT... Our drill officer shouted... ATTENTION GENTLEMEN... FORM A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!! MOOOVE!!! (WHATDA... meron straight line... but straight circle??? baka perfect circle) Same officer walks up to three guys and gives a very loud command --- "BOTH OF YOU THREE... FOLLOW ME..." And finally during a parade... some troops were not able to follow his commands... he walks up to the group and shouts 'WHY COME??? WHY COME YOU CANNOT FOLLOW ME??? EHH???" heheheh (gusto ko na humirit ng.. "ser.. how come..." po... kaso baka mabartolina ako... at masigawan ni MR officer ng SSSYAADDAAPP!!!) damn... good thing this fellow is not our english teacher... will definitely k*ll him in class... hehehehe the good old days in school... Edited September 4, 2006 by zij11zk Quote Link to comment
zij11zk Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 My beloved alma mater's motto... (MODIFIED AFTER BECOMING AN MTC READER) MEN FOR OTHERS.....WOMEN FOR ME... :boo: Quote Link to comment
bluepilladdict Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 to a friend right before philo orals: "lundagin mo, beybe!" Quote Link to comment
ptech1975 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Before the exam: Todo dasal! After the exam: Parang santo sa bait, lahat ng nakatayo sa bus cute man o hinde binibigay ang seat (commute lang ako noon). Quote Link to comment
phaulgas Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 before the exam--- tol, pakopyat ha or d2 ako sa likod ni ..... hoy, wag mo kunin yang pwesto ko... after the exam--- mama, tawag kau sa school.... Quote Link to comment
ivan_citibanker Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 pac et bonum hehehehe Quote Link to comment
SanMigLight Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 before ng exam - ( feeling confident ) after ng exam - "mam' di po sakin yang kodigo na yan promise!" hehehe :goatee: Quote Link to comment
murdock_anal Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 BEFORE THE EXAM -- TOL, WAG MONG TATAKPAN PAPEL MO HA? AFTER THE EXAM --- SALAMAT TOL, SAAN MO GUSTO MAG-MERYENDA? Quote Link to comment
David Aames Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Bago mag exam: Kaya ko to... After mag exam: Gago ko talaga... Quote Link to comment
Samhain13 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 bahala na si batman!!! AMEN! :thumbsupsmiley: Quote Link to comment
dix Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Q: papasa kaya tayo sa finals ? A: asa ka pa ! Q: makakakuha kaya tayo ng pre-reg slots para sa summer stat 1 ? A: asa ka pa ! Quote Link to comment
clubber_lang Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 "History does not repeat itself; STUDENTS ARE THE ONES WHO REPEAT HISTORY!" Quote Link to comment
icejam Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 during the long hours of an exam teacher: oh class... kung hindi na alam, wag na pagpilitan... sasakit lang ulo nyo. and when somebody submits a paper teacher: oh class... me nagsubmit na, yun iba dyan wag na mahiya. Quote Link to comment
mario Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 After the exam: Me : Pang elementary! Classmate: Yabang! Paglabas ng grade:Classmate: What's your grade?Me : I forgot Quote Link to comment
ewan.co Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 bago exam: bahala na si batman!!!after exam: asan si batman!!! sabi ng sya na bahala eh indi nagpunta!!! Quote Link to comment
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