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1st thing you do when you reach home


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If I arrive sober: Know who's home & who's not.

 

If I arrive late & tipsy: Drink 1/2 liter of H2O w/ an alka seltzer in the kitchen.

 

If I arrive before dinner & tipsy: go straight to my room & drink the H2O w/ an alka seltzer that I bought at a convenience store there.

 

If I arrive home drunk: I won't remember.

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