Your Addictions

[Tank Girl]

im addicted to writing.... can't live without my pen and notebook.

[Aquaenigma]

You Might be Addicted to Yahoo Chat (or any chat softwares)

If you have any /some/ all of the following signs heheheheheh

 

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*Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL bwahahaha..waaaaaaa smile.gif)

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*You watch T.V. with the closed captioning turned on.

 

*You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your

significant other.Hahahahaha!

 

*You keep begging your friends to get an account so "you can hang out"

 

 

*Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome

 

*You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your

computer

 

*you've ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face

 

*you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's pizza

 

*You have ever joined "Si habla Espanol" (spanish chat room) "just

to work on your spanish"

 

*you go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail letting everyone

know you are going to be away

 

*you have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it (hehehe)

 

*you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or complete

sentences...UHu! Yep,wat?

 

*you have met over 100 Yahooligans

 

*you begin to say hehehe.bwahaha. instead of laughing

 

*when someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!I can't see"

 

*you find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night

when your spouse or g/f is a sleep.

 

*you turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are

on-line again

 

*you know more about your Yahoo friends daily routines than you do your own

spouses

 

*you find yourself lying to others about your time on-line and when they

complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.

 

*you have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your

own

 

*you would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much

instead of the truth (all night on-line)Bawahaha.

 

*you change s/n's so much that you have to get your profile to see who you

are

 

*you're broke, your modem burns out and you go out onto the streets to sell

your body to get a new one

 

*you open your home to 15 strangers for a week merely because they have

computers and cool s/n's

 

*your kids are standing at your side saying "mommy, please come cook

dinner" and you would rather type another "LOL"

 

*you marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your won computers and

chat to each other every night from across the room.

 

*you type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same

time

 

*you don't work at a job that doesn't have a Yahoo Messenger Installed

 

*you won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved

 

*your dog or cats leaves you

 

*you have to ask what year it is

 

*you are doing things more and more that you swore you would never, ever do

when you first found chat

 

*you write a letter like this..."dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well gotta

go bbl!"

 

*you name your pets after people you talk to

 

*you smile sideways

 

*you sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on

their buddy lists

 

*you have a map on the wall with red thumbtacks to mark where people you have

met are

 

*you look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button

handy

 

*you bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the puter

 

*your significant other kisses your neck while you are chating and you think

"uh oh cyber sex pervo"Muahhhh!

 

*you have withdrawls if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours

 

 

*you use Yahoo lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe)

 

*you take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling

 

*your buddy list has over 100 people on it. ( No wonder why you always get

disconnected)

 

*your worst comeback to a bully is "I'll slap you with a rubber

chicken."

 

*you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line before

you have your first cup of coffee

 

*you have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake

 

*you have your puter set up so that it goes directly into AOL's welcome

screen (hehehe I used to have that)

 

*you wait 12 hours online for a certain "special" person to come home

from work

 

*you don't know where the time has gone

 

*you end sentances with three(or more) periods while writing letters in

pen/pencil

 

*your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had

 

*you get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your puter

 

*you spell things outloud instead of actually saying the word

 

*you don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo

 

*when you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or

***Kisses***>>Muahh.:X:X:X

 

*you stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme

 

*your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and I

will TTYL"

 

*you type faster than you think

 

*you got your psychiatrist addicted on Yahoo too and are now undergoing

therapy in private rooms instead of at his office

 

*you want to be burried with your computer when it dies...or vice versa

 

*you actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted

 

*you can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up

your tv-screen at the end of a movie

 

*people say, if it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes and fingers,

you would have long been classified as a vegetable

 

*you dream in text

 

*being called a newbie is a MAJOR insult

 

*there is absolutely no interesting chat any room and you are really

bored....yet you don't want to leave incase you miss something

 

*you double click your tv remote

 

*you can now type over 70 wpm

 

*you think about starting a 12 step recovery group for Yahoo junkies

 

*you are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say

"BRB" or "BBL"

 

*you check your e-mail and forget you have real mail aka snail mail

 

*you go into withdrawls during dinner

 

y*ou spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in a

room

 

*you stop speaking in full sentances

 

*you have gone into an unstaffed tech support room and ended up

"giving" tech support to other Yahoolers

 

*you have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life

 

*your last sexual experience was really just a "VC Experience"

experience ( Cyber space)

 

*you set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to

"check your mail" and while you were there you "just wanted to see

who's on"

 

*you meet people from Yahoo in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their s/n

 

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Choose the signs that applies to you or/ and give other observations/ signs

[marvin_8]

cars ... cellphones ..... MTC !!!

[Chinelas1]

Sneakers mostly Nike, Cigars, Gadgets, and also MTC!

[maldita05]

internet

shopping

shoes

alcohol

coffee

 

OMG!

[icetip]

Travelling abroad!

[iyamia]

Cheese!!! :boo:

[jonathansantos]

motorcycles, computers, touring...

[markky]

girls

coffee

[azeee]

perfumes..

[hydro_chloride]

Internet, Gadget addict

[ladyboy]

trip ko ngayon shu uemura make up sarap makita pag madami collection

[thrillseeker]

i love kick ass pants.. basta well fitted sa buttocks ko.. ahehe... but I have all kinds... lately I've been trying to collect cowboy inspired pants.

[dixiechiq]

make-ups like shu, shiseido and clinique

 

coffee: one venti hot white mocha triple shot.

 

flip-flops : ipanema

 

basic shirts from zara, mango and dorothy perkins.

[johardue]

PC games

Internet

coffee

Edited June 1, 2007 by johardue