Tank Girl Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 im addicted to writing.... can't live without my pen and notebook. Quote Link to comment
Aquaenigma Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 You Might be Addicted to Yahoo Chat (or any chat softwares) If you have any /some/ all of the following signs heheheheheh ========================================= *Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL bwahahaha..waaaaaaa smile.gif)smile.gif)smile.gif) *You watch T.V. with the closed captioning turned on. *You have called out someone's screen name while making love to yoursignificant other.Hahahahaha! *You keep begging your friends to get an account so "you can hang out"  *Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome *You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on yourcomputer *you've ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face *you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's pizza *You have ever joined "Si habla Espanol" (spanish chat room) "justto work on your spanish" *you go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail letting everyoneknow you are going to be away *you have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it (hehehe) *you no longer type with proper punctuation, capitolization, or completesentences...UHu! Yep,wat? *you have met over 100 Yahooligans *you begin to say hehehe.bwahaha. instead of laughing *when someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!I can't see" *you find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse or g/f is a sleep. *you turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you areon-line again *you know more about your Yahoo friends daily routines than you do your ownspouses *you find yourself lying to others about your time on-line and when theycomplain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook. *you have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to yourown *you would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too muchinstead of the truth (all night on-line)Bawahaha. *you change s/n's so much that you have to get your profile to see who youare *you're broke, your modem burns out and you go out onto the streets to sellyour body to get a new one *you open your home to 15 strangers for a week merely because they havecomputers and cool s/n's *your kids are standing at your side saying "mommy, please come cookdinner" and you would rather type another "LOL" *you marry your cyber boyfriend and you both sit at your won computers andchat to each other every night from across the room. *you type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the sametime *you don't work at a job that doesn't have a Yahoo Messenger Installed *you won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved *your dog or cats leaves you *you have to ask what year it is *you are doing things more and more that you swore you would never, ever dowhen you first found chat *you write a letter like this..."dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well gottago bbl!" *you name your pets after people you talk to *you smile sideways *you sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you ontheir buddy lists *you have a map on the wall with red thumbtacks to mark where people you havemet are *you look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore buttonhandy *you bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the puter *your significant other kisses your neck while you are chating and you think"uh oh cyber sex pervo"Muahhhh! *you have withdrawls if you are away from the puter for more than a few hours  *you use Yahoo lingo in everyday life (if you still have one...hehehe) *you take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling *your buddy list has over 100 people on it. ( No wonder why you always getdisconnected) *your worst comeback to a bully is "I'll slap you with a rubberchicken." *you wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get on-line beforeyou have your first cup of coffee *you have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake *you have your puter set up so that it goes directly into AOL's welcomescreen (hehehe I used to have that) *you wait 12 hours online for a certain "special" person to come homefrom work *you don't know where the time has gone *you end sentances with three(or more) periods while writing letters inpen/pencil *your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had *you get up at 2am to go the bathroom but go turn on your puter *you spell things outloud instead of actually saying the word *you don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo *when you enter a room and 23 people greet you with {{{Hugs}}} or***Kisses***>>Muahh.:X:X:X *you stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme *your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n and Iwill TTYL" *you type faster than you think *you got your psychiatrist addicted on Yahoo too and are now undergoingtherapy in private rooms instead of at his office *you want to be burried with your computer when it dies...or vice versa *you actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted *you can actually read and follow all the names of the cast that scrolls upyour tv-screen at the end of a movie *people say, if it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes and fingers,you would have long been classified as a vegetable *you dream in text *being called a newbie is a MAJOR insult *there is absolutely no interesting chat any room and you are reallybored....yet you don't want to leave incase you miss something *you double click your tv remote *you can now type over 70 wpm *you think about starting a 12 step recovery group for Yahoo junkies *you are on the phone for a minute and need to do something else you say"BRB" or "BBL" *you check your e-mail and forget you have real mail aka snail mail *you go into withdrawls during dinner y*ou spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in aroom *you stop speaking in full sentances *you have gone into an unstaffed tech support room and ended up"giving" tech support to other Yahoolers *you have to be pried from your computer with the Jaws-of-Life *your last sexual experience was really just a "VC Experience"experience ( Cyber space) *you set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to"check your mail" and while you were there you "just wanted to seewho's on" *you meet people from Yahoo in public and have no idea what their real name is, so you call them by their s/n =================================== Choose the signs that applies to you or/ and give other observations/ signs Quote Link to comment
marvin_8 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 cars ... cellphones ..... MTC !!! Quote Link to comment
Chinelas1 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Sneakers mostly Nike, Cigars, Gadgets, and also MTC! Quote Link to comment
maldita05 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 internetshoppingshoesalcoholcoffee OMG! Quote Link to comment
jonathansantos Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 motorcycles, computers, touring... Quote Link to comment
hydro_chloride Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Internet, Gadget addict Quote Link to comment
ladyboy Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 trip ko ngayon shu uemura make up sarap makita pag madami collection Quote Link to comment
thrillseeker Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 i love kick ass pants.. basta well fitted sa buttocks ko.. ahehe... but I have all kinds... lately I've been trying to collect cowboy inspired pants. Quote Link to comment
dixiechiq Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 make-ups like shu, shiseido and clinique coffee: one venti hot white mocha triple shot. flip-flops : ipanema basic shirts from zara, mango and dorothy perkins. Quote Link to comment
johardue Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 (edited) PC gamesInternetcoffee Edited June 1, 2007 by johardue Quote Link to comment
Obelisk Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 InternetPornsPS2WATCHES (REALLY expensive time pieces)Listening to Music with my ZUNE!!!! :thumbsupsmiley: Â now thats a good life!!!!! :hypocritesmiley: Quote Link to comment
agent_tom Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 poormans watch. seikos. i luv them Quote Link to comment
wastedsunshine Posted June 2, 2007 Share Posted June 2, 2007 koreanovela, KPOP, forum, pictures, net, iced tea, banana Quote Link to comment
RC-F Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 Surfing the netListening to musicWatching basketball games Quote Link to comment
joan2007 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 cafe mocha... chai lattes... books on financial management.... seisha..... Quote Link to comment
phaulgas Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 shoes, computer, cellphone Quote Link to comment
waxwerked Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 coffee, popcorn, cake, internet, movies Quote Link to comment
rumpel16 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 fitness magazines, televisions, shopping, reading how-to and self-help books, internet surfing.... porno videos. YEAH!! :evil: Quote Link to comment
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