Gayuma

[MrBadguy]

...i still don't know if these are really true ....a friend of mine spend almost 50k for the potion from capiz....but it is almost a year and a half, nothing happens .......haaaay, magpa impress ka na lang

Sayang pera. Should have bought magagandang dress na lang sana and have a huge makeover.

[talabaxxx]

Several years back, I have a friend who has the gayuma and wanted to pass it to me, but

 

You have to read aloud ( latin) in kneeling position at the end of the church, just walk in kneeling position towards the altar at 12:00 midnight!!!!

 

Sbi nya , you will hear laughter at the background and when you are near the middle of the church the laughter gets strong and stronger till you reach the altar. You can run after that then the gayuma will work na raw. You can just smoke and blow it to the girl you want.....

 

According to his friends, marami daw cya na buntisan in his province and was kicked out by his father. Physically he is not good looking and looks like Drug addict ( ma dds pa!!)

 

Never took it .

[Darth Bane]

it's real

[DonJuanDeManyak]

Wonder kung totoo ang gayuma or even yung sinasabing phermones na perfume

[2WarningPoints]

Gayuma is true, but these most takes effect on the unsaved souls, not or non-Real Christians...

Edited April 21, 2017 by kent_ignore

[jabronnie]

Malabo to mga pre!

[Xir Xian]

Gayuma recipe:

- 50 ml of pork's fat

- 3 cloves of garlic, crushed

- 1 strand of your pubic hair

- 1 strand of your crush's pubic hair

 

How to make the Gayuma:

1. Tie together the pubic hairs.

2. Boil all ingredients only during Sunday midnight, 20 minutes, stirring only in counterclockwise direction.

3. Store it in small bottle and bury it under a rose plant for 3 days before using.

 

How to use:

1. Next time you meet your crush, dab a little of the love potion at your neck.

2. Make sure that you are close enough so your crush can smell it.

3. If she asks you to have lunch with her because for some strange reason she felt hungry, you are in the right track! Go with her!

4. The rest is up to you... Do your moves! Diskarte mo na yun!

 

Warning:

- Only works only 50% at a time. If you are ugly enough, the potion cannot help you.

[shysadlonely]

True kahit ano gayuma kapag panget... wala talaga effect or sa simula lang kinalaunan matatauhan din un hahaha.

[cx9999]

Does anyone here knows of a gayuma like or something in a bottle prayers na may pangalan ng taong may ATRASO sa iyo na gusto mong magbayad ng utang for example any thread discussion of that sort, hindi ako makagawa ng new thread eh

[Icefairy]

Up ko lang po eto.

 

Ano ho pangontra sa gayuma?

 

Paano if yun ginayuma ay may asawa at anak?

[justin.challenger]

Pheromone perfumes are more effective, and easier to buy, too...

 

Works best when sprayed on after drying out after shower, then working up a light sweat...

 

I've experienced it work a couple of times...

[Kaka Kadyo🍄]

totoo daw sabi ng iba pero di ako naniniwala hanggat di ko pa nakkita o nasusubukan

[perriwinkle]

Up ko lang po eto.

 

Ano ho pangontra sa gayuma?

 

 

 

Paano if yun ginayuma ay may asawa at anak?

...let him/her wear a blessed st.Benedict medallion

[SiLvErClAw]

...let him/her wear a blessed st.Benedict medallion

 

 

a blessed st benedict medallion, blessed by a priest from the chapel of st benedict, ma'am?

[SiLvErClAw]

 

 

a blessed st benedict medallion, blessed by a priest from the chapel of st benedict, ma'am?

 

 

oh, I meant blessed and properly exorcised, i guess