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I have an ex, mahal ko naman. We don't f#&k/ have sex regularly kasi ayoko. Why?

 

Kasi hindi ako nag eenjoy. Hindi porke mahal mo ok na ang sex life nyo.

I mean, vienna sausage kana nga at hindi ka pa performance level kung gumawa, wag kang mag eexpect ng regular na rasyon. Hahahaha.

 

Siguro once a month sex is enough supply for him,kung kami ha? So tama lang na magbayad nalang sya sa babae para meron syang supply hanggang kelan nya gusto.

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I have an ex, mahal ko naman. We don't f#&k/ have sex regularly kasi ayoko. Why?

 

Kasi hindi ako nag eenjoy. Hindi porke mahal mo ok na ang sex life nyo.

I mean, vienna sausage kana nga at hindi ka pa performance level kung gumawa, wag kang mag eexpect ng regular na rasyon. Hahahaha.

 

Siguro once a month sex is enough supply for him,kung kami ha? So tama lang na magbayad nalang sya sa babae para meron syang supply hanggang kelan nya gusto.

 

 

hmmm. ....kaya siguro hindi kayo nag click ng ex mo. just a thought..

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I have an ex, mahal ko naman. We don't f#&k/ have sex regularly kasi ayoko. Why?

 

Kasi hindi ako nag eenjoy. Hindi porke mahal mo ok na ang sex life nyo.

I mean, vienna sausage kana nga at hindi ka pa performance level kung gumawa, wag kang mag eexpect ng regular na rasyon. Hahahaha.

 

Siguro once a month sex is enough supply for him,kung kami ha? So tama lang na magbayad nalang sya sa babae para meron syang supply hanggang kelan nya gusto.

 

As they say it's not the size, it's how you use it. Vienna sausage ba talaga? I take that back...you need at least 3 of those para maka gawa ng hotdog. Sorry.

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