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My Brother's Absolutely Useless Bitch,

 

Yes, you, the bitch who's screwing my brother.

 

My brother sent me a message a couple of days ago about something really important. I tried texting you guys again asking for a schedule and it seems to me that you've forgotten how to frakking use a frakking cellphone.

 

How come when you were the ones who were asking me for a favor you can frakking text me even if I was shouting at you to leave me alone because you were disturbing me at work?

 

Just wait, bitch! I'll have your head on a plate served frakkingly cold.

 

Your Angry and Frustrated NOT but sister-in-law

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Dear Boss,

 

 

Thanks for the free meal you gave us today , yesterday and last Saturday.

Thanks sa Pancit Lucban merienda last Saturday afternoon and especially the KFC meals last Saturday, yesterday and today.

But I'm getting worried about you sir.

It's not about the unhealthy cholesterol we got from eating fried chicken,

It's just that you really like to eat birds .

 

Sir ha , i'm getting the creeps already.

Nakakahalata na ko .

 

 

Your loyal and trusted assistant,

 

 

Me

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hunnie...

 

im just so thankful that i have you...

thank you for taking care of me...

thank you for supporting me...

thank you for holding my hands tight when i am scared...

thank you for always reminding me to lessen the sticks that i smoke everyday...

thank you for letting me realize that i am spending to much for my coffee alone...

thank you for loving me and accepting the fact that i am one big crazy bitch...

thank you for playing around with my kids...

thank you for making my kids laugh...

 

i have never been this sure and happy before...

but i wanna grow old with you and be by my side always...

i love you...

 

- B u R n -

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Ka Dencio,

 

Kahit ika'y unti-unting linalamon ng iyong kalungkutan, wag kang mag-alala, tayo pa ri'y magkasama. Hanggang may naapi, hanggang may makakapal ang mukhang umaapi sa mga mahihina, hanggang may oppresyon sa lipunan, tayo'y magkabatak at magkasama. At haharapin natin sila ng mga panulat na pinatulis na parang bala. Babangain natin sila ng walang takot, ng walang alinlangan dahil tayo'y may pusong nag-iisip at utak na nagmamahal.

 

Sister Stella L.

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lg,

your "annoying" presence taught me that i can live without a lover but i can never live without a love.

a friend's love.

the world may not comprehend what we have and our common friends may laugh at our "tiger" fights,

and i may have lost a lover because of your senseless, misleading, misunderstood messages (yeah, you did all that to me. thanks a lot! dry.gif)

but, oh but, yes, oh yes ours is just, i guess, here to last.

 

just tame a bit, okay? you act like a possessed maggot feeding on carrion when excited. and your monkey laugh wastes that face (no nice word to fit. sorry. laugh.gif)

 

next visit, pirata bar. start saving. it ain't called pirata for nothing.

 

-k

 

ps.

things will fall into place. the doll's gonna be all right. hush now.

hugs.

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K,

 

Monkey laugh....now that's a fitting description :lol: (Don't worry, I'll be a bit tame next time) :P

 

I want you to know that even if all that was left of you was your furry tail, the big sharp claws or the scary set of teeth....you'd still be the lovely "tiger" this humble monkey in a bow-tie and tuxedo suit will always take care of....despite someone laughing at the background.

 

Pirata bar....sure, next time.

 

-007

 

PS. The doll's happy....happily bouncing around. Thanks.

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Did I say I would see you soon?

Well I'm sorry, but I just came off my bike

And my face is scarred

And chance has barred me seeing you tonight

I was over the other side of the city

And if the truth be known, I'd say

That you look great from there

Before you shaved your hair today

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