The Mail Box

[BallBreaker]

Samson,

 

I'm sorry for lying. That made me feel rotten. I just can't admit that weakness in front of you especially when you know I am supposed to be an advocate of that. So there... aside from that, I am also afraid of worms. As in really, really terrified of those creepy crawlies especially those fat, white, slimy maggots and those thin black ones. And now that you now the real reason behind the excuses not to go to that place this past week, I promise to do it as scheduled as long as you are there beside me. That promise won't be broken anymore.

 

Now I just can't lie to you... Arrrrgh! So don't ask me any more questions that might spoil those supposed surprising little acts of lurve. Please? Ang daya eh!

 

And about what you told me about earlier? Cute. And the reason for that is because you are human when you are with me, even if you are a rockstar in real life.

 

I see and know the real you, I know your strengths and weaknesses, and I will always love the man/baby that you are.

 

 

the woman behind the great man,

Delilah

Edited January 19, 2009 by BallBreaker

[littlegirl]

Mrs. Eragon,

 

you crack me up. seriously. i love you.

and i'm missing you already.

 

 

:*

 

your little sister

[ButtChicKick]

You Fan,

 

Tell me what's going on in that head.

Am I gonna see you tomorrow?

I won't cry this time, promise!

 

Missing the little guy,

Big Girl

[youknowme]

you,

 

 

wag mo ko demonyohin... di ka gwapo! please lang... please lang... nakakadiri ka!

magpatalino ka muna! ok? haha :thumbsupsmiley:

 

 

-me! :hypocritesmiley:

[TNT Hsia]

When I got news of your terminal illness, I was sad for your family & those who love you but you'll leave behind. However, I felt your departure would be no great loss to society & the world. I didn't even send you any word of sympathy. I only hoped that you go in peace & joy, that you don't burn in Hell & have time to clean up before departing.

 

Then I heard you died, sooner than expected. I still felt the same & hope you made & found peace before leaving. Imagine, all that striving, skullduggery, maneuverings, compromises to get power, to exercise it, magnify it .... for what? I'm glad I learned my lesson before you did.

 

At least I'm not thinking that it serves you right. It's just that I won't & don't miss you. Maybe we'll even be better off without you, considering God chose to take you when He did. I will, in all sincerity, at least pray your soul finds peace & God watch over you & the loved ones you left on this Earth.

Edited January 16, 2009 by TNT Hsia

[angel_by_day]

dear kiddo,

 

i may not be able to tell you this directly. at least, not on your young, troubled face.

 

but yes.

 

you are going to die.

 

soon.

 

it just is so ugly i can barely describe it in words.

 

my powers can only do as much.

 

i do believe in miracles, though. they are, however, way beyond my earthly powers.

 

i'll see you upstairs. at one point in time.

 

for now, i'd just watch you make the most out of your bucket list, or make none out of it.

 

 

sadly,

 

your doc.

[eva.marie]

:heart:

 

 

I'm sorry but I meant to say many things along the way.

So this ones for you...

 

 

Have I told you I ache for you?

 

 

 

:heart:

[spongebobby]

spongebob squarepants,

 

what were they thinking when they named you number four in the list of most annoying cartoon characters? morons!

 

doesn't matter to me. i love your color. i love your show. and you always make me smile, especially when i learned that you're popular with japanese women.

 

you are a legit film star! even david hasselhoff was in your movie and you know what that means.

 

if only kit were there, it would've been perfect.

 

sb

[BallBreaker]

Shrek,

 

first off, our "cozy" inuman session topic the other night... I thought I would forget about it the morning after but unfortunately, the cosmopolitan, the SML and the melon ball weren't able to do so much. It's not that I don't want it or anything... it made me super kilig even... it's just that... well, remember that awkward scene at the muvee we watched last night wherein you laughed so hard at Kate Hudson? that's why. And the muvees... coincidence! I'm sorry for keeping things from you. I keep forgetting that it's now us and it's now our future and that is the original plan. Now you take the wheel from here.

 

second, thanks for accompanying me to the clinic. one down. at least we can breathe easy with that. and iwas sa trip minsan 'bout me and you... they're taking it seriously e. and we're looking at my kidneys... not for a baby! you're so cute.

 

third, I never thought that you're that perfect gentleman. thanks for sticking around and doing the talking for me at the police station and that testosterone infested baranggay hall and even talking to that a**hole behind bars calmly. Now you know how it feels to be the calm one . I never would've made it without you. sorry for the inconvenience... I know you've got a lot of things on your agenda today, but thanks for putting them aside for me. Still baby, that's no reason to get a gun .

 

fourth... yes, I don't know why but I am a tad too hornee these past few weeks. I do appreciate that you're now in the romantic/passionate/eye gazing mood, but I can't get enough of THAT and I do want more of you. So sorry... you just might get raped or something again. Your baby's in heat!

 

I ate more than you did this weekend! hahaha! would love another banana split. Food trip ulit?

 

I love you more and more and more.

 

Fiona

 

 

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manong adik,

 

pwede kung mag tatagaan kayo, kayo-kayo na lang? wag nyo na idamay ang mga bagay na walang malay? wala kaming pakialam kung feel nyong magpatayan. trip nyo yan e. pero please lang, walang kasalanan ang sasakyan ko sa inyo. pasalamat kayo at yung akin lang ang nadamay, dahil kung pareho yun, e di talagang may third party na sa gang war nyo. pasalamat din kayo at may tagapigil sa kin. e di sana, ako na tumaga sa inyong lahat para matapos ang mga problema nyo. quits quits. everybody happy. lalagyan ko pa ng design ang pagtaga ko sa inyo. solingen cleaver pa gamitin ko! I would so love to go inside that cell and kick your balls. kahit one time lang! ang yayabang ninyo mag gang war gang war kuno tapos para kayong mga basang sisiw if apprehended na. trying hard gangsta wannabes! kala nyo ang lalaki ng katawan ninyo. e di natakot kayo? what irks me the most is the hassle you all caused. unlike you na walang ginawa kung hindi tumambay, magpalaki ng tyan at uminom, wala kaming luxury of time to go through the hassle. why don't you guys just go get a job or do something productive?

 

don't let me go be that black woman on all of you. even my boyfriend gets scared of that.

 

and one more thing.... PANGIT!

 

 

me

 

PS

 

now don't go have your wife text either one of us. once I see stalking tendencies, you are going to hear from me. we have no business with all of you anymore. buting wag kang irelease ng kulungan para matuto ka! beeeh!

Edited January 19, 2009 by BallBreaker

[hoowat]

Dearest J,

 

I owe u two...heheheh

 

Thank u uli...

 

Please don't loose hope...

 

and Please Just Believe...

 

Forever Friends,

 

Em

[Saeki®]

madam manager,

 

It was really a challenge

But i liked it

the damn issues gave me a migrane again

took me 2-3 hours to solve per case

but thats ok

lika nga dito

videoke na tayo

 

 

your agent

 

 

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nanay,

 

tinatamad ako umalis nang bahay

bukas nalang ha?

labs naman kita eh :*

 

 

ang iyong magandang anak

 

 

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stiffy,

 

when i said na tinatamad ako lumabas

tinatamad talaga ako

i know you wanna see me

at kasalanan ko na pinaasa kita

pero dude....

parang di na talaga kita kayang makita

natatakot na ako sayo

 

me

 

 

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my chicharon,

 

 

 

 

twas great to see you yesterday

alam mo bang napasaya mo ako ng husto kahapon?

kahit mukhang di ka pa naligo nung nakipagkita ka sakin.. ok parin

thank you for letting me know where i stand

i needed that

pero infairness.....

 

pagod talaga ako kahapon

langya ka tlaga

 

i miss you already

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your vinegar

Edited January 19, 2009 by Saeki®

[BallBreaker]

pogee,

 

Don't ever text me something like that again when I'm in the middle of a lecture. I had to stop and let the students take a break when I started to blush. Really.

 

Also, I don't really care about the "C's". They matter if you're high maintenance. I am not. All I need is "U".

 

 

your pretty spoiled brat

[einnad]

in hope, i am just thinking that our special friendship will travel that far

that the knowledge you had given me will rekindle my soul

and the challenges that come along my way will be face with vigor

because you help me stand along the way.

 

maybe i need you, more than you need me

maybe i owe you more, more than you owe me

maybe i trust you more, more than you trust me

and furthermore

maybe you mean so much to me than i am to you.

 

yes friend, i will be here for you

no matter what other people will say

nor what your friends may say against me

i'll stay just the same because of you.

 

if there is anything that cluttters you mind

if there's anything that bothers you most

i will listen, yes i will listen

i will even cry if you needed one

 

please don't shut your door for me

and even bang the entrance in front of me

i am just a curious friend who cares

because of you, yes only you!

[BallBreaker]

dude,

 

I love the way you prove me wrong.

 

Those late night pogee deliveries too.

 

I'm sorry. I do hope you understand my concern. Just don't want plighting our troth to become a plight.

 

But I get what you mean... You've been preparing your whole life and there are times that you have to keep things from me for my own good. I don't wanna be a spoilsport so let's leave it at that.

 

Don't think that I won't fight for you either... especially when I myself am the enemy. I am lousy at that.

 

It's just that everything is so new to me as it is to you, and maybe it's the excitement that kinda raises the anxiety level to an all time high.

 

Prove me wrong, baby, prove me wrong.

 

 

 

... LET'S GET IT ON! woohoo!

 

 

I love you severely that I don't want our ties to be severed,

your OA baby girl

 

 

ps

 

put that severed moment at the emergency room in your man memory, k? for future reference.

 

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istudeynt,

 

sarap ng mani mo! maliit but maputi. gustong gusto naming magBF. medyo tuyo nga lang pero ok na naman pag nalawayan na. ok din pag medyo umiinom ka ng beer while you nibble on it. sweet and salty!

 

 

 

 

 

.... next time, two kilos naman a?

 

 

titser

Edited January 21, 2009 by BallBreaker

[mwah]

Dear Friend,

 

 

When you entered that relationship, you knew and we constantly reminded you that was a packaged deal - ex-wife, kid, alimony all the way up to college education - and yes, not to mention the conjugal financial loans and obligations amidst the economic recession and the financial crisis.

 

Time and again we told you that it will never be easy but as they say in our profession, everything is worth a shot.

 

I'm glad that he made it on time to see you through childbirth but it breaks my heart knowing that in a few weeks' time you'll be left on your own to tend to your little one. Not only you'd have to deal with the long-distance marriage but you'll have to deal with the absentee fatherhood as well.

 

I know you're one tough lady but always remember that your friends will always be here to see you through.

 

 

Me.