RiverJordan Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 time to cull these idiotic facebook friends - "bridezilla" seriously? the last time I checked you're a man, grow a penis ffs! Quote Link to comment
tomward Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 i don't feel like cooking today... but im too sick to go out... Quote Link to comment
MODERATOR bonito99 Posted October 10, 2011 MODERATOR Share Posted October 10, 2011 looks like someone's having the time 'o the month. Quote Link to comment
simon b Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 500 a carpenter's daily pay...no free merienda but he's happyan attendant's average tip for massage and es...average tip = average guestinsert in a folded napkin for a three-song request...kahit ano, kahit sino -rj, abba, coors, patti page, renz verano - only metallica is not in the listpasaload to a pretty waitress girlfriend for three days...after two weeks you get a prizecash christmas gift to a favorite niece..a hug and an award for favorite uncle Quote Link to comment
tomward Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakatakot mahulog... at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka. Quote Link to comment
JayZip Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 i wish i made this note Quote Link to comment
denimhead Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 why the eff do people thank Jobs for "everything"? they do know he made millions off of erythang they buy Quote Link to comment
JayZip Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 (edited) hes a jerk says my boss hu worked for him b4 Edited October 10, 2011 by JayZip Quote Link to comment
denimhead Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 real human being and a real hero Quote Link to comment
tomward Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 no woman will ever truly be happy because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. (copied from my friend's FB status) Quote Link to comment
JayZip Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 white girl rockin a sean john Quote Link to comment
JHP Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 (edited) Steve Jobs. f#&k, i hope he made gazillions. Duh. i'm the boss. People think i'm an assh*le. Duh. Edited October 11, 2011 by JHP Quote Link to comment
denimhead Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 yeah he rich like dat .. now go suck his dick yooooooooo Quote Link to comment
slutitabettina Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Dear Job, I hate you right now. I wish I can quite you that easily but I'm pretty sure I will end up loving you at the end of the day anyway so for now I say f#&k you. Love bettina Quote Link to comment
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