Random Thoughts Thread

[Phrozhen.Khold]

And still you wonder why you don't have friends?

 

You're a bloody idiot

[yellowmoon]

this would be the last time... last time.

[chipmaker]

http://i35.tinypic.com/24yn66v.jpg

[McLovin]

th th th th thats all folks...

http://www.iliketheinternet.com/thats_all_folks.jpg

[ChoukoHanako]

"Okay so that's a tall signature hot chocolate and a waffle? For here ma'am?"

 

"Yes, for here... make that two hot choco.. your boyfriend just dropped by. "

Edited August 19, 2008 by ChoukoHanako

[suckmykiss]

I just have to take a break from my watching because... the Daleks are BACK!

Sorry, I'm fangirling for a little bit. Oh David Ten-inch, you rock my world

[sane]

How do bosses come up with such unreachable sales quotas!!?????? :grr:

[ChoukoHanako]

Shakira

[Oregon Waffle]

Is she for real? No she ain't!

[naked_angel]

-it’s good to get to the playground early so you can save a swing with your hanky, but it is even better to have powerful allies because some bully will always throw your hanky away or, worse, blow her nose with it! his will later apply to your entry-level job where you’ll have to line up at the copy machine only for someone to cut in “for the boss in accounting.” but if you were friends with the xerox lady, that ain’t evah gonna happen.

 

-don’t ever let anyone convince you to learn a musical instrument, play a sport or get married.

 

-instruments are a pain to travel with, let alone learn, and there are always CDs to buy. you can stay thin just by watching sports on TV (as opposed to playing and suffering in the heat) if you don’t eat. Marriage and children are two of the most over-rated joys in this world but no one will admit it because they are stuck with those cost centers for life. unlike a plasma TV (which will probably bring you more joy), you can’t return them to the store even if you have a receipt. In fact, even with a signed prenup there still can be huge problems.

 

-not everyone wants to talk to you so you better spend most of your time with people who do.

 

-you have to learn, at the very least, the language of your parents and the country you grew up or were born in. plus english. extra berlitz brownie points for other languages.

 

-your reputation is like a restaurant. people will always come to you with preconceptions but you better leave them with a good taste in their mouths.

 

not so random life's lessons from kitty go. i couldn't agree more. now that is random!

[ButtChicKick]

I wish to be with you on that special day

Will not impose

Will not presume

But it's my heart's desire

My mind's yearning

My way of thanking Fate

For sending you.

[Wyld]

him?

[naked_angel]

yes, it was certainly worth the wait.

for all the right, wrong and what-the-hell-let's-just-get-on-with-it reason...

[gift_of_game]

as kid sis said, the Man-Dolphin's alright as long as he keeps those goggles on.

otherwise, he's just another dorky guy who happened to win big

(what up Eli?)...

[denimhead]

eli and phelps both look special ... in a shortbus kinda way

 

http://spasticfantastic.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/retarded.jpg

duh