Random Thoughts Thread

[JayZip]

A slight hint of Drakkar Noir, a subtle fart and a manly grunt - presenting, the new and improved Men's Room.

[JayZip]

We're all about heart until we get a heart attack.

[JayZip]

Whatever happened to sacred simplicity?

[simon b]

macho gwapito

 

tabi at baka ako ang tinitingnan ni ms maganda

[wife on call]

hardware run

[simon b]

keep calm

 

and

 

subjugate your verbs

[JayZip]

PMS level defcon 5 gawd. Can't use hormones as an excuse all the time.

[simon b]

iha...he promised not to make you cry...ever?

he has no clue about relationships

[JayZip]

A halloween party entitled "Come as you are".

 

Now that's scary.

[simon b]

memo

to: aliens [preferably the nasty, dissecting variety]

for immediate compliance

please abduct the following:

a former defense minister

a former information minister

my hot neighbor's mister

[shhhhhh]

"Forcing your love on someone who doesn't love you is an emotional rape, because your victim's heart

was not aroused, you jumped into it without foreplay."

― Michael Bassey Johnson

 

 

the rapist?

 

or the

 

rape victim?

Edited July 4, 2014 by shhhhhh

[JayZip]

Best July 4th advice i got -

 

"Do not drink while driving. Only when you are parked."

[JayZip]

Random conversation with Taxi Driver -

 

"Americans never read between the lines. They only read between the legs."

 

I'm like "Whoa, who is this guy???"

[lemon]

I'm just testing how open-minded you are actually.

[Spoiled Biatch]

Truth be told, I am now a fan of your verses and proses.