Palamigan Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 I bet you look gorgeous without that face mask. Quote Link to comment
Papa Popoy Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Hi miss maganda! Anong brand ng damit mo? Tingin ko Girlfriend material 😜 Quote Link to comment
B.C. Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 O eto Malunggay kainin mo. Para di ka mapunta sa MALING GUY. Boom! 1 Quote Link to comment
LunaX Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 HI! i'm married with 2 kids, and I really like you. Quote Link to comment
miguelitojuanito Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 you are like a false tooth to mei cant smile without you Quote Link to comment
glyr Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 If I bit my lips, would you kiss it and make it better? Quote Link to comment
Papa Popoy Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 (edited) Angganda talaga ng mukha mo. Kapag tinititigan ko parang nakikita ko ang future ko. Ayiieee 😂 Edited August 8, 2020 by Papa Popoy Quote Link to comment
Papa Popoy Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Hindi ka naman wifi pero lagi akong connected sayo Quote Link to comment
Papa Popoy Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 Nakakalungkot dahil maraming tinamaan ng sakit ngayon...buti na lang at tinamaan lang ako sayo. Ayiieee Quote Link to comment
Papa Popoy Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 (edited) Wala man akong buhok, masarap naman ang aking hotdog 😂✌️Ako ay inaantok, pwede na ba tayong sabay matulog? 😜😂😂😂 Edited August 19, 2020 by Papa Popoy Quote Link to comment
667 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Buwan ka ba? Iiwan mo din ako pag dating ng araw. Boom! Quote Link to comment
Gaston Le Foix Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 Roses are redViolets are blueIf you're looking well,Then who's running hell? Quote Link to comment
moan13 Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 covid ka ba? kasi nung dumating ka natutunan kong dumistansya sa iba... boomm 2 Quote Link to comment
glyr Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Siguro kung bola ka hindi kita ma-shushoot... Kasi parati kitang mamimiss. 1 Quote Link to comment
🤪 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Mukha kang mahirap, gusto mo bang yumaman? Quote Link to comment
dodo Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Me: gusto mo mag kape tayo? Her: Saan? Me: Sa Sogo Quote Link to comment
KURYO Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Hey I'm handsome wanna hand some? (pasensiya napakabulok) Quote Link to comment
BossLuffy Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Lugaw ka ba? Bagay ka kase sa itlog ko Quote Link to comment
Jr😋 Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Ketchup kaba? bagay ka sa hotdog ko Quote Link to comment
B.C. Posted August 29, 2021 Share Posted August 29, 2021 Lamok kaba? Kasi MISQUITA. 😓🤦♀ 1 Quote Link to comment
redbomber Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Pine tree ka ba? Kasi, ang sarap mong sibakin 😄🪓 1 Quote Link to comment
kano_d_great Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 hello.. you look charming.. Quote Link to comment
Confusedcius Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 Gusto mo mag aral? Kelangan mo allowance? Tara grocery tayo? Travel tayo sa bora? Quote Link to comment
kano_d_great Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 Let's join table? Quote Link to comment
RED2018 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 PICK-UP LINES OF FAMOUS FILIPINOS Apolinario Mabini: Except for my legs, lahat sa akin, tumatayo. Gen. Gregorio Del Pilar: Sabi nila, mahusay raw akong mangabayo. Andres Bonifacio: Hindi lang cedula ang kaya kong punitin. Jose Rizal: Okay lang na ma-exile… basta sa puso mo. Juan Luna: Kapag kasama kita, mas nagiging makulay ang mundo ko. Amado V. Hernandez: Gusto mong makita ang aking ibong mandaragit? Mar Roxas: Magaling akong pumadyak. Ferdinand Marcos: Promise, hindi lang kamay na bakal ko ang matigas sa akin. Fidel V. Ramos: Hmmm, maliban sa bibig ko, saan ko pa kaya pwedeng ipasok ang tabakong ‘to? Manny Pacquiao: Tara, let’s go to the world and multiply. Want to know? Jose Ma. Sison: Blusa! Palda! Panty! Ibagsak! Efren “Bata” Reyes: Puwede ko bang ikiskis ‘tong tako ko sa tisa mo? Manny Villar: Basta ako, kaya ko ang double insertion! Bro. Mike Velarde: Dila ko pa lang, matigas na. Juan Ponce Enrile: Gusto mong maging happy? Rene Mariano, psychic: May future tayong dalawa. Noynoy Aquino: Alam mo, matagal-tagal ko na ring hindi napapaputok ‘tong baril ko. Gomburza: Familiar ka ba sa phrase na “thrice the fun?” Quote Link to comment
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