butching Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 baril ka ba? patira naman, isang putok lng Quote Link to comment
TM88 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 You look familiar....saan nag aral ang mother mo? Quote Link to comment
C.Unicron Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 If you're a cactus, why? Quote Link to comment
Rzers Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 Is your dad a baker? BecUse you got hot buns! Quote Link to comment
Im25 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 You look a lot like my next girlfriend. Quote Link to comment
golpidegolat Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Baker ba ang parents mo? Gusto ko malaman kung paano nila ginawa ang isang CUTIE PIE na katulad mo. Quote Link to comment
B.C. Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Tawang tawa ako sa pick up lines ng mga to. Sabi ni Peter Pan Just think of happy things, and your heart will fly on wings. Eh bakit ako? Tuwing iniisip kita lalo akong NAHUHULOG sayo. Quote Link to comment
Im25 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Feel my shirt bilis...di ba parang boyfriend material? 1 Quote Link to comment
B.C. Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me? 1 Quote Link to comment
Papa Popoy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Ang hirap sayo masyado kang mahirap...masyado kang mahirap mahalin.Samantalang ako masyadong madali...madaling magmahal! I can't taste my lips. Could you do it for me?Sure, basta ikaw bes 😊 Quote Link to comment
olrac3184 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 pwede bang samahan mo ko sa sementeryo.....dalawin natin ung puso kong patay na patay sayo.. Quote Link to comment
jologs32 Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Ghost ka ba? Bakit? Kasi ghos-to kita. Quote Link to comment
Shaitan Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Password ka ba?Kase hinde kita kayang kalimutan eh. Ay sorry shiit ang korny Quote Link to comment
yee Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Setyembre na..pero ikaw pa rin ang Agosto ko Quote Link to comment
Izumo Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Heard this from a friend of mine... "Are you Google?" "Cause you're everything I've been searching for." Quote Link to comment
coolfire13 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 yung katawan mo ba mcdonalds? im loving it kase. Quote Link to comment
CUCUMBEURCH Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 You know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. **badum tss Quote Link to comment
Mr bench Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Sna luha na lng aku Pra plagi akung dadaan sa mga mata mu Quote Link to comment
Papa Popoy Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Pwede ba kitang makadate sa pasko? Para tuluyan ko nang makalimutan ang mga past ko Quote Link to comment
puggzme Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Chicharon ka ba? kasi ang Ingay mo pag kinakain kita eh. *drop mic Quote Link to comment
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