Pick Up Lines

[Strada2008]

Guy to a girl sa isang bar: "Miss, there's something wrong with your clothes..."

 

Girl to guy: "What?"

 

Guy: "They're on..."

[superriri]

Boy: Bonifacio ka ba?

 

Girl: Bakit?

 

Boy: Coz I wanna Andres you

 

*BOOOOM*

[Xraytedmd]

Pinto ka ba?? Pwede ba kitang pasukin.....at labasan?

[Gagamboyy]

Tumataba ka ata?

Bumibilog..

Unti unting nagiging mundo ko.

 

 

You're welcome.

[sg2]

Coconut ka ba?

 

Gusto kasi kitang biyakin.

[Izumo]

Taga impyerno ka ba???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because you look sooooo HOT (then you touch her with your index finger and make that sizzling sound)

[xxsensuixx]

Ok lang kahit TAKEN ka na,kase tanggalin ko lang ang "T",aken ka na

[X.x]

Ampalaya ka ba?

 

Kasi, kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo, ikaw pa rin ang sustansiyang hanap ng puso ko.😍

[Chris Santos]

i dont know what u think of me but i hope its x rated

[C.Unicron]

Hey! Uhm... ah... woooh... heyoh... sigh...

[koppi01]

sumama ka panget, papanget ka rin,

sumama ka sa matalino, tatalino ka rin,

sumama ka sakin, siguradong magiging akin ka rin

[black_camaro]

Pagod ka na ba? Cause u keep running in my mind

[rustance]

Are you a volcano? Cuz you're so LAVAble. Haha.

[girl]

Asin ka ba?

 

Bakit?

 

Kasi I love you Alat!

[Dancingbear316]

Tara punta tayong sementeryo

 

Bakit?

 

Dalawin natin yung puso kong patay na patay sayo