Strada2008 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Guy to a girl sa isang bar: "Miss, there's something wrong with your clothes..." Girl to guy: "What?" Guy: "They're on..." Quote Link to comment
superriri Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Boy: Bonifacio ka ba? Girl: Bakit? Boy: Coz I wanna Andres you *BOOOOM* Quote Link to comment
Xraytedmd Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Pinto ka ba?? Pwede ba kitang pasukin.....at labasan? Quote Link to comment
Gagamboyy Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Tumataba ka ata?Bumibilog..Unti unting nagiging mundo ko. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment
sg2 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Coconut ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang biyakin. Quote Link to comment
Izumo Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Taga impyerno ka ba??? Because you look sooooo HOT (then you touch her with your index finger and make that sizzling sound) Quote Link to comment
xxsensuixx Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Ok lang kahit TAKEN ka na,kase tanggalin ko lang ang "T",aken ka na Quote Link to comment
X.x Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Ampalaya ka ba? Kasi, kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo, ikaw pa rin ang sustansiyang hanap ng puso ko.😍 Quote Link to comment
Chris Santos Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 i dont know what u think of me but i hope its x rated Quote Link to comment
C.Unicron Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Hey! Uhm... ah... woooh... heyoh... sigh... Quote Link to comment
koppi01 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 sumama ka panget, papanget ka rin, sumama ka sa matalino, tatalino ka rin,sumama ka sakin, siguradong magiging akin ka rin 1 Quote Link to comment
black_camaro Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Pagod ka na ba? Cause u keep running in my mind Quote Link to comment
rustance Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 Are you a volcano? Cuz you're so LAVAble. Haha. Quote Link to comment
girl Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Asin ka ba? Bakit? Kasi I love you Alat! Quote Link to comment
Dancingbear316 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Tara punta tayong sementeryo Bakit? Dalawin natin yung puso kong patay na patay sayo Quote Link to comment
girl Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Ang buhay ko ay parang seesaw.Kasi pag Wala ka, Down Ako Quote Link to comment
Baron James Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Orange kba? Sang kiss nga Quote Link to comment
blue+george Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 me: hubad.you: WTF?!me: higa.you: F U!me: talikodyou: MASAKIT!me: kayo na nga minamasahe dami pa reklamo! hahaha Quote Link to comment
kyeorogi Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 unggoy ka ba? kasi sumasabit ka sa puso ko Quote Link to comment
YourHeart❤ Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Hindi ka ba napapagod, kasi lagi tumatakbo sa isip ko...ngawit na kamay ko. Quote Link to comment
fuccboi Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Christmas ka ba? -Kasi I wanna merry you eh Quote Link to comment
C.Unicron Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Wanna watch a rom-com flick on my wide screen mirror? Quote Link to comment
WayneTruce Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Effective lang ang pick- up lines pag gusto ka rin nia. Tara fishball tayo! Quote Link to comment
fuccboi Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 December na.. Alam mo ba kung sino gusto kong makasama ngayong pasko? -Disyembre ikaw Quote Link to comment
fuccboi Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Bastos ka rin no? -Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko Quote Link to comment
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