suiko Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 puro ka #backtowork, pwede bang maging #backtous? Quote Link to comment
bortxzz Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Chicharon ka ba? Ang INGAY mu kc habang KINAKAIN kita! Quote Link to comment
divisoria20 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 hahaha... nice... Quote Link to comment
CurtCobain Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Unan kaba? Bakit? Kase amoy laway ka eh... Quote Link to comment
bullmarket76 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 LOL! this is funny! Keep it coming guys... Quote Link to comment
Izzy101 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Friend: alam mo ano mas masarap sa chickenMe; Beef?Friend: mas masarap ka Kilig hahaha pero friendly lang joketime lang yata Quote Link to comment
dirk.diggler Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) boy: pagkasama kita nagmumukha akong house boy.girl: o, bakit naman?boy: kasi mukha kang chimay boy: ano height mo?girl: 5'2"boy: ha?!! eh paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko? Edited January 21, 2016 by dirk.diggler Quote Link to comment
LunaX Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 miss, nalaglag! ung brief/puso ko Quote Link to comment
kham Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 (edited) "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?" Edited January 26, 2016 by kham Quote Link to comment
kill_0_ass Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 conservative ka ba? hindi! para akong karindirya! para sa lahat! boom! Quote Link to comment
lovely2andy Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Ang KUKULIT Love it.. Quote Link to comment
ChinitoSan Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Alam ko magaling ka sa math. What comes next to " I love you one"? Quote Link to comment
crossbones Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 M: Napapagod ka na ba?F: Bakit?M: Kasi tagal mo nang tumatakbo sa isipan ko..... BOOM! Quote Link to comment
LunaX Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 F: Hi! Available pa po ba 'to? (item) M: Miss sorry wala na. Pero ako available Quote Link to comment
xRain Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 M: Hey F: Hi M: I'm Ranier. Tara sama ka sakin F: *sumama na* It's OVEEEER Quote Link to comment
johndoe123 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Multo ka ba? Natatakot kasi ako sayo pag di kita nakikita... Quote Link to comment
OpportunityCost Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 M:crispy pata ka ba? F:why? M:sarap monkasi kainin kaso nakaka high blood ka! Quote Link to comment
Sir Emong Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Puno ka ba? Sarap mo kasing sibakin... Quote Link to comment
boybaog Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and fell flat on your face? Quote Link to comment
whoispietro Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Hi! Do you like coffee or would you like to grab some lunch? Quote Link to comment
malditodaw Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Anghel sa umaga, demonyo sa kama! Quote Link to comment
zeroeightone Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Question: What is the plural form of rice? Answer: Extra rice.If you are in a relationship, stop trying to figure out who wears the pants between the two of you. Relationships work best when both of you are not wearing pants. Quote Link to comment
Mangoioioi Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 nagpapacute ka ba? effective! Quote Link to comment
Jon Don Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 Nice shoes... wanna f uck? Quote Link to comment
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