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The Signs of Aging


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  • 2 weeks later...

Waking up three or four times at night to pee.

Your pee is not as strong and vigorous as before. You tend to drizzle your pee on your feet and slippers.

You think your pee had stopped but it continuously goes on in your briefs.

Your white brief is now yellow.

Your Toilet's WC stinks because your pee's trajectory always goes haywire and drizzles your pee all over your toilet seat and floor.

Now, you pee like a girl. You sit down on the toilet seat to prevent your pee from scattering all over so that your toilet does not stink and make your wife stop nagging you and your house maid stop murmuring to her self while giving you an evil eye.

 

O dyosmio. mahirap talagang tumanda.

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i am not quite sure, but it seems that my standards have changes, throughout the years.

 

 

is it part of aging? i am not quite sure, but maybe it is. At least, that of my own.

 

 

whereas before, i used to go out with men who I randomly "meet" online, now i've learned to filter them out.

 

whereas before, i have no qualms going to motels, now i can't imagine myself going to one. Much less having sex in one. I'd rather do it in my home, or at the very least, a hotel.

 

whereas before, i would answer pm's and the like, now i rarely do.

 

 

must be aging.

 

that or i've learned from past experiences.

 

either way, i know that i am way past that stage ;)

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