aStro_ Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Tutubi, tutubi wag kang magpapahuli habang nakapatong sa kulasisi. Quote Link to comment
binsanity Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Hiwalayan mo na yanAanakan ka lang niyan 1 Quote Link to comment
aStro_ Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 (edited) "Masturbate the morning of your date. You MAY last longer." - date advice from that kind of "friend" Edited July 7, 2020 by aStro_ Quote Link to comment
The Janitor Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Pag nahuli ka, wag na wag kang aamin. Sabihin mo kamukha mo lang. Quote Link to comment
The Janitor Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 You should date someone who's slightly less crazy than you are.That way,you won't have to deal with any insane fights or accusations.He will.Did it work? Quote Link to comment
aStro_ Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Want to get motivated to hit the gym? Make a video and watch yourself having sex. Quote Link to comment
Pen15 Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Why are you holding on in a relationship that is just hurting you more. Quote Link to comment
NightWriter Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 (edited) " He's going to change when you shower him more love". He's not going to change, he's a fockin' adult. He'll be a retard for the rest of his life if he doesn't change his ways. " In time i'll decide between you and my wife and i would leave her a handsome sum of money so she can live comfortably while i'm with you". That's just one fock up leading to another fock up. In no way you'd be choosing me. Edited July 31, 2020 by Nightwriter 1 Quote Link to comment
binsanity Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Try mo batukan, baka matauhan. 1 Quote Link to comment
SergioG Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Is it offensive to a girl if a guy lied about reaching a climax? In short its the guy who is faking it? Ms. A Quote Link to comment
2 Legit 2 Quit Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 For guys: Know what your girl's preferred brand of sanitary napkin. Quote Link to comment
notthepolvoron Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Para habulin ka ng girl, pag lalabasan ka na tanggalin mo yung condom at iputok mo sa loob. Quote Link to comment
SinestraIgnis Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 *Magmahal ka pero wag mo itodo / magtira ka sa sarili mo* Pinaka-BS so far. Kung mahal mo lang ako / sya to a certain point, ibig sabihin lang nun na hindi mo talaga mahal yung tao. Or worst, yung "tira" ay nakalaan sa iba? Nararapat tayo sa isang pagmamahal na buo. Kung ipapamukha sayo / ipaparamdam na hanggang ganito lang yung kaya nya, might as well leave the relationship. Quote Link to comment
MatureMom Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) I miss my grandma. Dati nung early 20s pa ako and dun ako natutulog sa bahay ng parents ko dahil nagaway kami ng husband ko, laging payo ni lola was "magpakantot ka." Nakakatawa talaga kausap mga matatanda dati. Edited October 6, 2020 by MatureMom 1 Quote Link to comment
aStro_ Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Most parks now have CCTV's. Tingin tingin muna sa paligid. Quote Link to comment
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