travelmassage Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Payo sa mga kaibigang lalaki na napanghihinaan ng loob. "Asawa nga naagaw na ngayon eh, girlfriend pa kaya" "Okay lang yan, eh ano naman kung may boyfriend. Hindi ka naman seloso db?" Quote Link to comment
mamborico Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Newbie here. Nice thread Quote Link to comment
noobish Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Ika labing isang utos!!! 11-WAG NA WAG KANG MAGPAPAHULI! Ika labing dalawang utos!!! 12-Kapag ikaw nahuli WAG NA WAG KANG AAMIN! Quote Link to comment
travelmassage Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Okay lang na nalaman ni misis na nambabae ka, relaxxx. Cool ka lang. Eh ung panglalake mo? Siinabi mo na rin ba? Quote Link to comment
calmado Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) Ika labing isang utos!!! 11-WAG NA WAG KANG MAGPAPAHULI! Ika labing dalawang utos!!! 12-Kapag ikaw nahuli WAG NA WAG KANG AAMIN!13 - pag naiipit, magturo ka 14 - pag di umubra baligtarin mo siya Edited September 15, 2017 by calmado Quote Link to comment
DorkVader Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Do unto others... Quote Link to comment
binsanity Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Ang LOVE parang: BATO - It's hard. SPORTS - Mahirap maipanalo kung reserba ka lang. SCIENCE - Maraming dapat patunayan. TSINELAS - Kailangan laging may kaparehas. KAPE - Kapag napabayaan, lumalamig. MATA - Lumalabo. BUBBLE GUM - Mawawalan at mawawalan ng tamis. SKYFLAKES - Puro break. PAG-IIGIB - Mahirap magdala, lalo na kapag dalawa. KIDLAT - Kapag tinamaan ka, patay ka! Quote Link to comment
d i e g o Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 life is not fair - get used to it! Quote Link to comment
Mss Philippines Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Nako seaman? May mga sakit ang mga seaman iwanan mona yan. Quote Link to comment
d i e g o Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo, kasi may mga tao din na hindi mo mahal pero mahal ka. kaya quits lang. pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo, kasi may mga tao din na hindi mo mahal pero mahal ka. kaya quits lang. Quote Link to comment
d i e g o Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 minsan, mas mabuti ng hindi malinaw ang tunay na namamagitan sa inyong dalawa. kapag nilinaw na ksi, baka lumabas lang na malabo talaga. Quote Link to comment
Guest k E i J i 👻 Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Why fall in love? When you can fall off a cliff and get the same feeling. ...take my advice, I didn't use it. 😄😅😁 Quote Link to comment
sOin2you Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 I remember when I attended a wedding before... The friends of the groom were giving advices to the groom and the bride during the reception. One of the groom's friend told the bride, "Kapag ang phone nyan may password or laging naka-face down, alam mo na yan... May tinatago na yan." Quote Link to comment
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