Funny & or Silly relationship advice

[DIANE of LA Spa]

I want funny relationship

[Miss. Kama moko]

Pde both

[ferwy shaw]

pwede.... mas masaya yun

[Sharp Snipes😎]

Kung mahal mo, ipaglaban mo. Pero kung dalawa mahal mo, paglabanin mo. Basagan ng mukha. Matira matibay.

[K0RN - RETIR3D]

Karma will get at you someday.

[TheRedHood]

a happy relationship is always founded by a good laughter

[Führer]

"Makipagtalik hanggat di ka pa natatali. "

 

"Enjoyin" ang pagiging bachelor mo.

[bubbaa]

hk bygrdrcbb bioyg

[mikebustos]

Keto is a protein packed diet. Cum is packed with protein. :lol:

[sirdalandan]

Kapag nahuli ka ni kumander, unahan mo agad ng "it's a prank baby! gusto ko lng kita pagselosin hehe"... Ok, tell me ano resulta.

[aStro_]

Tutubi, tutubi wag kang magpapahuli habang nakapatong sa kulasisi.

[binsanity]

Hiwalayan mo na yan

Aanakan ka lang niyan

[aStro_]

"Masturbate the morning of your date. You MAY last longer." - date advice from that kind of "friend"

Edited July 7, 2020 by aStro_

[The Janitor]

Pag nahuli ka, wag na wag kang aamin. Sabihin mo kamukha mo lang.

[The Janitor]

You should date someone who's slightly less crazy than you are.That way,you won't have to deal with any insane fights or accusations.He will.

Did it work?

[aStro_]

Want to get motivated to hit the gym? Make a video and watch yourself having sex.

[Pen15]

Why are you holding on in a relationship that is just hurting you more.

[NightWriter]

" He's going to change when you shower him more love".

 

He's not going to change, he's a fockin' adult. He'll be a retard for the rest of his life if he doesn't change his ways.

 

" In time i'll decide between you and my wife and i would leave her a handsome sum of money so she can live comfortably while i'm with you".

 

That's just one fock up leading to another fock up. In no way you'd be choosing me.

 

Edited July 31, 2020 by Nightwriter

[binsanity]

Try mo batukan, baka matauhan.

[SergioG]

Is it offensive to a girl if a guy lied about reaching a climax? In short its the guy who is faking it?

 

Ms. A

[2 Legit 2 Quit]

For guys: Know what your girl's preferred brand of sanitary napkin.

[notthepolvoron]

Para habulin ka ng girl, pag lalabasan ka na tanggalin mo yung condom at iputok mo sa loob.

[SinestraIgnis]

*Magmahal ka pero wag mo itodo / magtira ka sa sarili mo*

 

Pinaka-BS so far.

 

Kung mahal mo lang ako / sya to a certain point, ibig sabihin lang nun na hindi mo talaga mahal yung tao. Or worst, yung "tira" ay nakalaan sa iba?

 

Nararapat tayo sa isang pagmamahal na buo. Kung ipapamukha sayo / ipaparamdam na hanggang ganito lang yung kaya nya, might as well leave the relationship.

[MatureMom]

I miss my grandma. Dati nung early 20s pa ako and dun ako natutulog sa bahay ng parents ko dahil nagaway kami ng husband ko, laging payo ni lola was "magpakantot ka." Nakakatawa talaga kausap mga matatanda dati.

Edited October 6, 2020 by MatureMom

[aStro_]

Most parks now have CCTV's. Tingin tingin muna sa paligid.