Magaling Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 (edited) Para hindi ka makalimutan nung chick: dapat daw ikaw makauna sa kanya sa anal. She will remember you each time she takes a dump. Pag gusto mo na makipag-break pero ayaw mong lumabas na bad guy: habang nagsesex, keep rubbing your fimger on her butt to supposedly arouse her. After you cum and she's still on her way to climax, bigla mong ipaamoy sa kanya yung finger mo. Sobrang magagalit yun. Baka siya na makipag-break sa yo dahil sa inis. But at the same time, di ka nya pwede blame completely dahil galing naman sa kanya yung amoy. Edited January 24 by Magaling Quote Link to comment
Hassan Jamaal Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 19 minutes ago, Magaling said: Para hindi ka makalimutan nung chick: dapat daw ikaw makauna sa kanya sa anal. She will remember you each time she takes a dump. Pag gusto mo na makipag-break pero ayaw mong lumabas na bad guy: habang nagsesex, keep rubbing your fimger on her butt to supposedly arouse her. After you cum and she's still on her way to climax, bigla mong ipaamoy sa kanya yung finger mo. Sobrang magagalit yun. Baka siya na makipag-break sa yo dahil sa inis. But at the same time, di ka nya pwede blame completely dahil galing naman sa kanya yung amoy. Nakakatawa ka pre. Swak sa thread topic 😂 Quote Link to comment
KurosakiIchiGOAT789 Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 On 1/25/2025 at 6:05 AM, Magaling said: Para hindi ka makalimutan nung chick: dapat daw ikaw makauna sa kanya sa anal. She will remember you each time she takes a dump. Pag gusto mo na makipag-break pero ayaw mong lumabas na bad guy: habang nagsesex, keep rubbing your fimger on her butt to supposedly arouse her. After you cum and she's still on her way to climax, bigla mong ipaamoy sa kanya yung finger mo. Sobrang magagalit yun. Baka siya na makipag-break sa yo dahil sa inis. But at the same time, di ka nya pwede blame completely dahil galing naman sa kanya yung amoy. Hahahaha awit. Quote Link to comment
LoseStreak Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Humanap ka ng mga thera at ibigin mo sila ng tunay Quote Link to comment
cynophile Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 If you found a girl that makes you laugh, keep her. Girls aren't funny If you found a guy thay gives you an orgasm, keep him. Guys aren't good at that. 😂 Quote Link to comment
kjyo Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 (edited) learn to make a girl laugh.you’ll go a long way with humor alone. and if you’re going to add anything to that; add the skill of making her cum- she’ll never forget you. Edited May 5 by kjyo Quote Link to comment
kjyo Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 never try doing the act when either one of you has diarrhea. it will NOT end well. Quote Link to comment
MrDarkHorn Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Wag duwag! Don't operate sa mentality na "ayoko siyang saktan" o "hindi ko gusto maka sakit!" If you are already thinking this and in this situation, 100%, you are already hurting someone. They just don't know it yet. And they will find out about it and the pain will exponentially keep on increasing as you keep your silence. Parang utot, habang pinibigilan, nag-accumulate ng pressure. Pa baho ng pa baho, masmalakas ang tunog pagsumabog. Minsan may buo-buo pa at mabasa-basa! Quote Link to comment
cynophile Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 mga 10yrs gap para nakakabaliw. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA jk Quote Link to comment
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