Funny & or Silly relationship advice

[TunogKalye]

[kantonz]

Hndi kayang iwan. Dahil may anak sila khit battered wife sya.

[HimuraButosay]

 

(Probably a good but funny relationship advice)

'Wag kang maniwala d'yan
'Di ka n'ya mahal talaga
Sayang lang ang buhay mo
Kung mapupunta ka lang sa kanya

Iiwanan ka lang n'yan, mag-ingat ka
Dagdag ka lamang sa milyon-milyong babae n'ya

 

-- from the song "Akin Ka Na Lang" (Itchyworms)

[ArtzmL]

Pa advise naman. Hehe

[cynophile]

No man is loyal sis, just marry the european ones to get living visa in europe cause it’s better to cry in Paris than your village. 😂

[cynophile]

Lahat naman tayo gusto ng love. Pero pag hindi available ang “love” just go for the next best thing. “S*x” 😂

[VianCello]

Stop courting and start asking people to go on dates then ask them if they want to be in a relationship. This way, people stop putting up façades just to win women over. This way, people stay true and committed in the said relationship, all while getting to know each other. 2 birds one stone, right?

Edited January 14 by VianCello
typo error as usual

[VianCello]

On 1/12/2025 at 8:23 PM, cynophile said:

Lahat naman tayo gusto ng love. Pero pag hindi available ang “love” just go for the next best thing. “S*x” 😂

As someone who's bad at sex, I'd go for a platonic relationship where y'all are just touchy and comfy with each other. Just a friend you can cuddle with.

Or maybe try exploring and go for poly relationships. Throuples and Quadrouples are very fun if you're pretty chill. It's also pansexual heaven.

[sensible33]

Wag tatanga tanga sa pagibig

[jors1116]

Wag na wag kang aamin

[batnball2005]

On 1/15/2025 at 12:08 AM, sensible33 said:

Wag tatanga tanga sa 

[batnball2005]

On 1/15/2025 at 12:08 AM, sensible33 said:

Wag tatanga tanga sa pagibig

correct

walang gamot para sa tanga. 

pero nakakahawa yan kahit sa magaling umiwas

[brobrobro]

it is only called cheating if you get caught.

[Juicylicious17]

Collect and collect then select