Funny & or Silly relationship advice

[jentami12]

pumatol sa mayaman

[neilgayuman]

If it's not something that'll matter in a year, don't argue about it. 

[kano_d_great]

Respect yourself first. 

[JosephKeys]

To keep the romance alive, surprise your partner by hiding love notes in unexpected places, like their sock drawer or inside the cereal box. Just make sure they find them before the expiration date!

[cynophile]

Para don sa mga girls na kala mo kaagaw agaw yung jowa nilang unemployed. please ingatan at alagaan niyo boyfriend niyong walang emotional intelligence at kayo pa ang bumubuhay. keep them, wag niyo pakawalan baka mapunta pa sa amin yung basura nyo.

[VivaForever2005]

Funny at times but silly all the times 🤤

[JosephConrad]

Fight clean but  keep the sex nasty dirty...

[boyeatsworld]

Wag masyadong marupok

[VivaForever2005]

Funny yet silly. Willing to try out new sex stuff

[DorkVader]

“Kung gusto mo talaga, ipaglaban mo siya.”  Sorry too much pride.  Her loss.  I’ve always believed that I was quite a catch.  Ngayon, Anong I pag Laban?  
LULUHOD PA AKO AT MAGLULUPASAY!  Hahaha!

[grock702]

Remember to keep the toilet seat down. 

[Hercky]

Hayaan ang girlfriend may bayed ng kinain ninyo dahil mabubusog siya sa sarap na ibibigay mo

 

[Misteryoso2nd]

Take your time lol

[boytulog]

wag masyadong mag puyat sakanya, masasaktan ka lang in the end 

[westell]

"Even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with you honey."

Heh.