Phrases....

[RФN S+EvЄ]

pangit man ako sa iyong paningin, bakit di mo ako subukan mahalin? kung hndi ka masayahan, tsaka mo ako lisanin.

[RФN S+EvЄ]

Don't panic, it's organic

[RФN S+EvЄ]

If you're too open minded, then your brains will fall out.

Edited June 4, 2017 by R0N S+EvE

[RФN S+EvЄ]

If you look like your passport picture, well, you probably need the trip.

[RФN S+EvЄ]

A conscience is what hurts, when all your other parts feel so good.

[RФN S+EvЄ]

Experience is a wonderful thing...it enables you to recognize a mistake, when you make it again.

[RФN S+EvЄ]

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

[kitams]

Back to square one

[RФN S+EvЄ]

If swimming is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?

[kitams]

Vanish into thin air

[RФN S+EvЄ]

Be wary of strong drink because it can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

[kitams]

Religion is the opium of the people

[RФN S+EvЄ]

If you lend someone money, and never see that person again, then it was probably worth it.

[RФN S+EvЄ]

Kapag singkit na maputi, Chinito.

Kapag singkit na maitim, Prinito.

[kitams]

 

“I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” - Jimi Hendrix