BlessThem Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 When people tell me I’ll regret it in the morning, I sleep until noon. I’m a problem solver Quote Link to comment
BlessThem Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 The elevator to success is out of order; you'll have to use the stairs, one step at a time Quote Link to comment
Alfonzo Santiago Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 For Kapampángans... É mé kanan? Quote Link to comment
BlessThem Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Save water, shower together Quote Link to comment
BetlogLord Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks Quote Link to comment
BlessThem Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Better late than... pregnant Quote Link to comment
BlessThem Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 When life gives you lemons... squirt someone in the eye. Quote Link to comment
mr.slime Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 The heart is the strongest muscle, the c**k is the next one. Quote Link to comment
BlessThem Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 Lying a little and stealing a little will get you nicely through the world Quote Link to comment
BlessThem Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 You can stay, but your clothes must go Quote Link to comment
BetlogLord Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Relationships are a walk in the park... Jurassic Park Quote Link to comment
BlessThem Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply Quote Link to comment
BlessThem Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place Quote Link to comment
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