shhhhhh Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 ages ago and i'm too scared to hold a month old baby ... Who is with you right now? Quote Link to comment
chipmaker Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 my three loveable, huggable teammembers. how should i handle teammembers who wants to unseat me from my throne? Quote Link to comment
BettyConfidential Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Just take off with the seat, man. Ergo, nothing to unseat. (forgive my humor at this hour lol) How would you explain the birds and the bees to a 5-year old child? Quote Link to comment
chipmaker Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) You don't. They're too young for that. What's the best way to console someone whose significant other committed suicide? Edited March 4, 2014 by chipmaker Quote Link to comment
lemon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) @BC: The stork story should work but if you want it to be more localized, switch to roosters. @C: The best way is to make sure he or she does not follow suit. Don't you think 5 years is a tad too early for child to get sex education? Edited March 4, 2014 by lemon Quote Link to comment
chipmaker Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Way too early. Do you think a tram/metro system within Makati would work in solving traffic jams in the area? Quote Link to comment
BettyConfidential Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) lemon: Birds, bees, bugs. etc. Not when you dream of having a entomologist in the family. chipmaker: It will surely lessen the traffic, not so sure about eradicating it entirely. what are some of the things that the opposite sex does that anger, annoy or frustrate you? Edited March 4, 2014 by BettyConfidential Quote Link to comment
lemon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) @C: If it also means completely banning private and public vehicles from the business district as a catch. @BC: Watch Gossip shows on TV. Ugh! Would it help national growth if say we send everyone abroad for a vacation just to let them see what they've been missing? Edited March 4, 2014 by lemon Quote Link to comment
chipmaker Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (slow clap while slowly rising from my seat) if you were a consultant brought in to fix corruption in the philippines, what would be the first thing you'd do (aside from tendering your resignation)? Quote Link to comment
lemon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Ask who I should address it to. Did you hear of that moron who filed a bill for a law to declare Piolo Pascual as the National Ultimate Heartthrob? Quote Link to comment
BettyConfidential Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) chipmaker: I don't think the current level of corruption in the country can be fixed by one person at one time. You ask what can I do? Well, maybe don't die trying? Apart from refraining from giving those criminals the weapons to commit their crimes, educate the masses that elect those nitwit politicians, good compensation for all the workers, etc. etc. lemon: Didn't hear about that yet. Maybe I was in the cinema watching "Starting Over Again." What gourmet food do you find disgusting? Edited March 4, 2014 by BettyConfidential Quote Link to comment
chipmaker Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Are you f... serious?!? Why do these a$$hol€s keep getting elected into office?!? Quote Link to comment
lemon Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Not serious. Some nut posted it on wordpress and the damn thing turned viral. Hahaha! Don't you think we should just lighten up and make fun of politics as a topic at this hour? Quote Link to comment
chrispt21 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Politics is one of the most discussed topics in our time. You will always find somebody who has a different opinion this topic than you. But there there is one thing about politics and politicians to which everybody might agree: Sometimes they are really funny! Worst injury you've ever had? Quote Link to comment
chipmaker Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 slammed my thigh during a biking accident years ago, leaving a hematoma that lasted for weeks what's your favorite hospital in the philippines? Quote Link to comment
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